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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Much like corruption, plagiarism can't be proven unless you have a signed, witnessed and notarized document from the perpetrator attesting to their actions.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Raskolnikov38 posted:

donald trump is officially the gop candidate for potus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kg5NdwH8zE

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

site posted:

Much like corruption, plagiarism can't be proven unless you have a signed, witnessed and notarized document from the perpetrator attesting to their actions.

Quid Quo Pro plagiarism is the only kind recognized by the Supreme Court

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
welp

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005

Gravel Gravy posted:

All these toys I got the dog and all I needed to get was an empty peanut butter jar

smdh

When I got my puppy last year I bought a bunch of toys for her. Never plays with em. Turns out she just likes sticks.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

The 5th estate has failed us

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i can't beleive the renegade party was unable to usurp the vote

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005

mandatory lesbian posted:

i can't beleive the renegade party was unable to usurp the vote

Turns out all he had to do was give the people what they want. Fascism.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im holding out for David French, to the last breath

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
So Trump's kids are given charge of the campaign so he can funnel as much campaign money into his family as possible, yeah?

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005
And to think, the only thing that was holding it back all these years was some now-dead shred of decency from the GOP.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

site posted:

Much like corruption, plagiarism can't be proven unless you have a signed, witnessed and notarized document from the perpetrator attesting to their actions.

quote:

Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?
Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.
R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
everybody quotes the rick james sketch and yeah its funny but the black white supremist skit is so much better, i'm flummoxed by it

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

mandatory lesbian posted:

everybody quotes the rick james sketch and yeah its funny but the black white supremist skit is so much better, i'm flummoxed by it

Clayton Bigsby was on the debut episode of "Chapelle's Show", if I remember correctly.

Kristov
Jul 5, 2005
Really, I would've pegged the GOP base as more Christian dominionist but there you go.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

mandatory lesbian posted:

everybody quotes the rick james sketch and yeah its funny but the black white supremist skit is so much better, i'm flummoxed by it

can't really quote that one in polite company

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
though someone likes to quote his thing about ching chang chinese speak american when i speak chinese with a chinese linguist

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
So which seal was just broken, 5? 6?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




site posted:

So which seal was just broken, 5? 6?
idk but i found these orange balls of power

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

kalstrams posted:

idk but i found these orange balls of power

Say hi to Vegeta for me.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
i am happy trump is the nominee. bless this country. may it burn to the ground.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
If your balls are turning orange you should go to the dr op

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

site posted:

If your balls are turning orange you should go to the dr op

im afraid you got testicular trumpism

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

site posted:

If your balls are turning orange you should go to the dr op

read this in a beastie boys voice

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

paranoid randroid posted:

im afraid you got testicular trumpism

Symptoms are pubic combover, overcompensating, and shrinking hands.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I just made the perfect Mai tai

Omfg

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

the guardian liveblog for this is hot garbage

last update 22 minutes ago smgdh

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Gravel Gravy posted:

Symptoms are pubic combover, overcompensating, and shrinking hands.

https://youtu.be/NtSgWZbL_kE?list=FL5E1Y6ovGAxRwon74J1kl3w

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
hey nn

apparently there's a little place in mcallen i've never heard of that sells jamaican jerk and adjacent food


(from yelp)

so the next time i visit mcallen i might hit it up

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
How is law enforcement keeping the peace outside the convention center?

Must be doing one hell of a job

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Gravel Gravy posted:

Largest military installations in the word, NC, really?

yeah ft bragg is the largest by population

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
also named after a confederate general in a town named for a french general

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Donald Trump is a family man

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Gravel Gravy posted:

Must be doing one hell of a job

"You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!"

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

does trump have children by all three of his wives

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

does trump have children by all three of his wives

Yes.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

kalstrams posted:

idk but i found these orange balls of power

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
so paul ryan was bumped to an earlier slot because trump didn't think he was enthusiastic enough. one of his children took his speech place.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

so paul ryan was bumped to an earlier slot because trump didn't think he was enthusiastic enough. one of his children took his speech place.

Good.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
i always knew we'd be able to open the blood gates

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