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marmot25: May 16, 2004; Yam Slacker

Trump kids: retired minors.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:25

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 19:10

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sweet coal speech

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:25

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Boy, after all this coal talk, Hillary just might not win West Virginia. :geno:

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:25

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Constant Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/755588987033645056

They didn't even wait for her to finish Goddamn

hahahaha

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:25

Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

ReidRansom posted:

His delivery wasn't perfect, and it was full of lies and slander, but it was better crafted than most so far

How would you have improved his delivery? He could have slowed down a bit to make it understandable for the common denominator, but it was pretty spot on.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

the key to economic prosperity is putting all your eggs in one old basket

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

My Face When posted:

Hahahahaha.

Just a lot of talk about how Clinton should be in jail.

private prisons are job creators!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

ClumsyHandjob: Dec 27, 2012

Is she mad about the recent economic downturns for farriers and coopers over the past century too?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

marmot25 posted:

Trump kids: retired minors.

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-maintains-solid-hold-on-youth-that-already-loo-36778

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

i think about the nurse, the nurse having to care for all the mysterious respiratory problems in coal country

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/kdittmar/status/755589493789339648

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

She could buy west virginia but who would want to?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Needs More Ditka posted:

Trump/Cruz 2024

Cruz because I can't think of anyone they have to run in 8 years

Jeb!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

disjoe posted:

He was pretty good, but it wasn't the second coming of Jesus like CNN thinks and he won't be received as well outside of this context.

otoh CNN reporting it's the second coming of jesus gets everyone to stop talking about what a disaster the trump campaign is and causes the whole thing to be received much better outside of this context

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:26

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

the life of hillary clinton and the life of a coal miner could not be more different, whereas my life as a senator

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:27

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Michael Scott posted:

How would you have improved his delivery? He could have slowed down a bit to make it understandable for the common denominator, but it was pretty spot on.

he improved as he went on aside from the speed, but especially at the beginning it still sounded like he was reading it and didn't know it that well

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:27

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

the official youtube stream lost like 15k viewers after this lady started speaking.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:27

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Bryter posted:

the life of hillary clinton and the life of a coal miner could not be more different, whereas my life as a senator

well to be fair she does look like someone with a working familiarity with crystal meth so there's some commonality there

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

drat ONE LINERS

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/755553121028431873

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

My Face When: Nov 28, 2012; Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/kdittmar/status/755589493789339648

Republicans: The party for respecting those sexy broads!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

TRUMP

DIGS

COAL

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Put Tiffany back on Jesus at least she didn't talk about loving email

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

Constant Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/755588987033645056

They didn't even wait for her to finish Goddamn

not gonna lie these hillary responses are coming off as reeeeeeeaaally weak, whiny, and flailing

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/755553121028431873

lmao

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:29

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/755589681669140481

christie responds to tweet

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:29

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/755553121028431873

mmmmmmm gonna feel that johnson

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:29

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/755553121028431873

johnson/SMOD

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:29

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

For what its worth even MSNBC praised Jr's speech too as the best of the convention. One of them even joked that he thinks the whole thing is a conspiracy to prime Jr for a political career. Maddow brought up the "aristocrat" hypocrisy but said it would be way overshadowed by the good.

So it can be safely notched as a hit.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:29