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pig slut lisa: Mar 5, 2012; irl is good

Wikkheiser posted:

Me about to eat tacos!!!

:peanut:

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

um that's not how obamacare works

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:49

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

do you guys think a speaker will mention harambe?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:49

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

these 'speeches' are like buzzword madlibs

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:49

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

They told you they were voting Republican so you wouldn't fire them you idiot

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:49

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Ahahahaha the benediction tonight is a Muslim. Odds he gets booed?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

disjoe posted:

This healthcare story did not happen

She's bragging about not providing adequate healthcare for her employees

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

Pathos: Sep 8, 2000

Women, who will look out for your interests best? A WOMAN OR .... A BUSINESS MAN?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Subterfrugal posted:

um that's not how obamacare works

nothing matters idiot. face the guac

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

SINCE GREEN ACRES JESUS CHRIUST

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

ReidRansom posted:

Ahahahaha the benediction tonight is a Muslim. Odds he gets booed?

90%

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Mystery Goomba posted:

Why hasn't she ran for office with these credentials?

who will grow the avocados?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:50

My Imaginary BF: Jun 3, 2016; by zen death robot

is this serious? an avocado farmer? in this election?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

My Imaginary BF posted:

is this serious? an avocado farmer? in this election?

it's more likely than you think

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

an actor and farmer. How about Democrat Paul Newman.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Donald tried to mend fences by telling Jeb he could talk about avocados but when Jeb turned him down, he had to scramble

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

ReidRansom posted:

Ahahahaha the benediction tonight is a Muslim. Odds he gets booed?

Im betting extremely awkward silence

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

:lol:

how she glossed over that union part

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A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

is there something super admirable about avocado farming that makes it worth mentioning every minute?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

That's the second endorsement of the power of unions tonight.

On the GOP conventions jobs night.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/755595240820453376

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm pretty sure Satan would poll at a comfortable 20-25% in this election.

Enough to get into the debates surely.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

My Imaginary BF posted:

is this serious? an avocado farmer? in this election?

foolish guac bowl merchant

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

ReidRansom posted:

Ahahahaha the benediction tonight is a Muslim. Odds he gets booed?

Low, because there will be nobody left in the auditorium.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Crying over a few spilt avocados.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Hope its in Arabic for maximum effect. Wanna hear him say Allahu Ackbar in that room

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/755594411917058048

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

Who will pick her avocados if Trump manages to deport all the illegals?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Donald Trump is the first politician in history to care about working people!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

AMURRCA

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

Space Robot: Sep 3, 2011

How are avocado crops doing these days?

Edit: I like avocados.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Soap opera avocado woman is really speaking to the issues that concern me

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:52

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/755596218336673792

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:53

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

I'm pretty sure Satan would poll at a comfortable 20-25% in this election.

Enough to get into the debates surely.

Mitt Romney got 47% in the general last year.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:53

Mystery Goomba: Jun 4, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:

who will grow the avocados?

drat, Jeb will lose yet another job selling guac bowls :ohdear:

:ohdear:

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FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

lol hillary rape enabler implication time

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:53

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

as an avocado farmer, I

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:53

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

A Neurotic Jew posted:

is there something super admirable about avocado farming that makes it worth mentioning every minute?

It's basically the only thing propping up subways around the country right now.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:53

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

"All women are liars." - Hillary Clinton, probably

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

So is there anyone left or am I literally sitting hear watching a soap opera actress who grows avocados talk for nothing?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 03:54

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