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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Karl Barks posted:

that's me in the middle doing my blackwater cosplay, hey guys


Oh look, we've found the biggest pussies in Cleveland.

Just need "woman with a purple heart bandaid" for my RNC bingo card.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

Greatest political speeches of all time:

1. Melania Trump, Remarks to the RNC 2016
2. Enoch Powell, Rivers of Blood,"

fixed for trump supporters

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

paranoid randroid posted:

fixed for trump supporters

cutting out hitler and baio? bold move, cotton, let's see how it plays out

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I just realized that Ben Carson's middle name, Solomon, is prophetic because a great part of his adult career was cutting [conjoined] babies in half.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

"if you like the paul ryan plan, you'll like our plan"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Karl Barks posted:

that's me in the middle doing my blackwater cosplay, hey guys


All armored up and ready to operate like a pro not getting shot at cause you're in loving Cleveland :laffo:

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i dont have time for some overcucked kraut vegetarian beta with a dumb mustache mincing around lisping about the sudetenland. im an american, and we do it hard here.

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Had to check three times to make sure this wasn't one of those parody accounts.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

"the heart of the plan is the 15% corporate rate"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Karl Barks posted:

that's me in the middle doing my blackwater cosplay, hey guys


I'm not sure, but that looks like a paintball gun

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

disjoe posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

Securing the trans attention whore vote?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

now talking about basically a VAT system on imports

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Xandu posted:

Had to check three times to make sure this wasn't one of those parody accounts.

did this as well

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

disjoe posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

being rich white and out of touch cuts way deeper than gender and sexuality it looks like

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

disjoe posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

if countries are "cheating" he's not afraid to levy tariffs

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

theflyingexecutive posted:

being rich white and out of touch cuts way deeper than gender and sexuality it looks like

*double take*

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Karl Barks posted:

that's me in the middle doing my blackwater cosplay, hey guys


Insecurity can do a number on a person, I tell you what.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Karl Barks posted:

that's me in the middle doing my blackwater cosplay, hey guys


90s band chat is over

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

disjoe posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

Reminder that she wanted to be Ted Cruz's "trans ambassador."

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm not sure, but that looks like a paintball gun

Can't be. Paintball guns are one of the many restricted items around the convention.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

disjoe posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is Caitlyn Jenner doing there

she is a republican

mannerup fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 20, 2016

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

WampaLord posted:

Reminder that she wanted to be Ted Cruz's "trans ambassador."

Meaning visiting less wealthy trans people in the Ted Cruz Christian prayer Gulag?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i wish she would transition right out of public discourse so i never have to hear about her again

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

adviser wants us to be the OPEC of the 21st century and drill baby drill

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Shout out to that tweet of love and tolerance getting bood

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


MariusLecter posted:

*double take*

You have to remember this is the same person who said in all seriousness that, "Every conservative guy out there believes in everybody's rights"

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Greatest political speeches of all time:

1. Melania Trump, Remarks to the RNC 2016
2. Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
3. Martin Luther King, Jr., I Have a Dream
4. Lyndon B. Johnson, The American Promise
5. Winston Churchill, Blood, Toils, Tears, and Sweat
6. Mark Antony, Friends, Romans, Countrymen
7. Nelson Mandela, Inaugural Address
8. Jawaharial Nehru, Awake to Freedom
9. Adolph Hitler, Collected Works as read to Donald Trump
10. Scott Baio, Remarks to the RNC 2016

11. King Henry IV, remarks to his band of brothers before the battle of agincourt
12. FDR, remarks before congress asking for declaration of war against the empire of Japan, 1941

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
hoooooly poo poo what a ride. Only now got caught up with all the craziness. loving job had to get busy right when the RNC is happening :shepicide:

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


I guess it's admirable (if naive) if she really wants these people to meet a trans person for once and soften their anti-trans rhetoric/policies, but it takes a special kind of person to explicitly or implicitly endorse a party that hates your very being.

Vladimir Putin posted:

11. King Henry IV, remarks to his band of brothers before the battle of agincourt
12. FDR, remarks before congress asking for declaration of war against the empire of Japan, 1941

13. Soap Opera Avocado Lady, On Small Business or Whatever, 2016

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Gotta say the protests so far have been completely underwhelming. Usually like 20 protestors and 150 journalists.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


disjoe posted:

I guess it's admirable (if naive) if she really wants these people to meet a trans person for once and soften their anti-trans rhetoric/policies, but it takes a special kind of person to explicitly or implicitly endorse a party that hates your very being.

To be fair, it did work for one of the Dakotas. They had a planned bathroom bill, the governor decided, "Ok, let me actually meet a trans person for once," did so, and then vetoed the bill.

Jenner, on the other hand, is not the type of person I want representing trans people.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

Gotta say the protests so far have been completely underwhelming. Usually like 20 protestors and 150 journalists.

Mexicans were the violent people- all the CA rallies had violence. not that many Mexicans in Cleveland

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer


Gee, what a surprise.



Boosted_C5 posted:

Another masterstroke from the Don.

He's playing 4th dimensional chess against a bunch of checkers playing rubes . . . .

. . . . this Melania speech thing. There is a reason no one is getting fired over it. Trump explained in his books how he gets free media exposure.

Using a couple of lines from Michelle Obama's speech (which itself also contained plaigarism BTW) accomplishes 4 things:

(1) People who otherwise would not have will actually reading and listen to Melania's speech
(2) And they will actually pay attention to what she is saying
(3) It will cement in their minds that this is what a First Lady says in a speech.
(4) It offers a "preview of the sale," something Trump talks A LOT about in his books.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

disjoe posted:

13. Soap Opera Avocado Lady, On Small Business or Whatever, 2016

14. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Austin 3:16 promo, King of the Ring 1996

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Boosted_C5 posted:

Gee, what a surprise.

do you believe all press is good press?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Wow even boosted rolled his eyes at that one

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003


the sad thing is how his own son is literally talking about farming out the actual job to the political establishment and his dipshit supporters continue believing that he's going to upend the 'rigged system' in any meaningful way

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Boosted_C5 posted:

Gee, what a surprise.

lol

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