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Rutibex posted:it is amazing how long some people can bumble through life in a holding pattern. they have been together for 10 years, yet she doesn't know him well enough to understand if he will be happy with a kid, or if it would be best to secretly abort it. they didn't talk about this very subject when they stopped using condoms? I feel like you're missing the real takeaway from that story: Vargatron posted:They were dating when she was 18 and he was 34? What the hell, did he teach her in high school?
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Poonerman posted:Me [33 M] with my girlfriend [38 F] of 2 years, she is in the process of a divorce, pregnant, and I am not sure if it is mine
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Jul 20, 2016 21:03
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so wait, this is a story from someone's real life that actually happened, not an episode of The Daytime Soaps right Christ JakeP posted:i get ants occasionally, flies, and silverfish Yeah uh you're not really selling me on the spiders-as-roommates scenario here Never had silverfish but come to think of it an apartment I lived in in college had a whole bunch of fruit flies one summer, and my roommate built a few traps out of some mostly-empty bottles of cider and some notebook paper, and it cleared right up. No voluntary spider cohabitation necessary.
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like i said, i got a cat, so i don't have to deal with any of that anymore
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Jul 20, 2016 21:04
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kuddles posted:Newsflash: If the divorce isn't final and they are still living under the same roof, don't believe them when they say they "checked out of the marriage long ago" and certainly don't try to start a family. He said they were separated, but she's also the only source of support for the husband at the same time??? Is she still paying their rent or what?
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Jul 20, 2016 21:05
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loquacius posted:He said they were separated, but she's also the only source of support for the husband at the same time??? Is she still paying their rent or what? The story says she is afraid of what her husband will do "when she leaves", suggesting she is still living with him. Besides, he's been dating her for 2 years in the divorce is "still in the process" for a woman who wants to have a child? I think this guy thought he was this woman's future when he really was the guy on the side.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:10
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My silly rear end self [24F] with my unicorn boyfriend [24M] of a year and a half. I forgot to crush up his ramen noodles and I don't like D&D.
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kuddles posted:The story says she is afraid of what her husband will do "when she leaves", suggesting she is still living with him. Besides, he's been dating her for 2 years in the divorce is "still in the process" for a woman who wants to have a child? He also said "The last year since they have been separated has been great", so they were still living together when he entered the picture, but are not now. "When she leaves" just might mean when the divorce is finalized, and it does imply that she's still part of his life on SOME level at least so yeah he probably should have seen this coming quote:I think this guy thought he was this woman's future when he really was the guy on the side. a genderswapped cliche e: Nazzadan posted:My silly rear end self [24F] with my unicorn boyfriend [24M] of a year and a half. I forgot to crush up his ramen noodles and I don't like D&D. I'm having trouble figuring out which parts of this title are meant literally and which parts are code for something
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quote:So I’ve been dating Rita for almost a year. I’m a grad student who works 2 jobs. My girlfriend dropped out of college before I met her. quote:About two weeks ago was the first time Rita met my family. We visited my parents’ home for a family get-together and dinner. Everyone seemed to enjoy each other’s company. quote:I decided to visit the club earlier this week. I couldn’t find Rita, but several dancers went up to me for a dance/tips. Some were very leading and trying to get me to go back for something private. I declined but the whole place was skeevy and had a bad vibe. Also when I left, I noticed that there was a hotel right next to the club. Couldn't find his gf because she was banging some dude in the hotel at the time. But that's not even what's funniest about this post to me. Just the family dynamic and his perspective on everything cracks me up for some reason. I just imagine a move stereotype white kid with dockers and a sweater vest completely oblivious to everything. Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jul 20, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:
The post was basically about them both being nerds and she is really happy in the relationship but she sometimes messes up and is worried it's harming the relationship. She forgot to crush the ramen, which is how he likes it, and she isn't good at roleplaying in person for D&D. I just really liked the title of the thread.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:19
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At least the "dating a hooker" guy has enough sense to sever and not post "how do I get her to love me and not gently caress other dudes for work"
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Jul 20, 2016 21:21
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Khorne posted:So far so normal enough, right? Yeah the shadenfreude about the dude being so oblivious is rich, but I've got to hand it to him at the end for basically going "Yeah I'm a dumbass. Not going to speak to her again." You go dude. You go.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:21
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I don't know which of "my girlfriend told me she's a stripper" or "my mom told me to go to the strip club to make sure she's not a prostitute" is the most disturbing fact of that story.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:21
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I was in his corner until I saw "NC and avoid" Do we not break up with people with words anymore nowadays, this country is going to hell in a handbasket *rocks chair, unwraps werther's original*
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Jul 20, 2016 21:23
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moms a ho, they can always spot their own kind
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Jul 20, 2016 21:24
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't know which of "my girlfriend told me she's a stripper" or "my mom told me to go to the strip club to make sure she's not a prostitute" is the most disturbing fact of that story. None of this is disturbing, its completely logical and it has become my beacon of faith in humanity after reading some of these posts. My only complaint is what is the dude even posting over? Sounds like he found some hosed up info, did some investigating, and came to a logical conclusion. 
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Jul 20, 2016 21:24
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loquacius posted:I was in his corner until I saw "NC and avoid" Finding out your girlfriend is a prostitute who will have bareback sex with random dudes is pretty worthy of a total ghosting in my opinion.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:25
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't know which of "my girlfriend told me she's a stripper" or "my mom told me to go to the strip club to make sure she's not a prostitute" is the most disturbing fact of that story. to be fair that was solid advice from the mother
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Jul 20, 2016 21:25
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Gay Weed Dad posted:None of this is disturbing, its completely logical and it has become my beacon of faith in humanity after reading some of these posts. My only complaint is what is the dude even posting over? Sounds like he found some hosed up info, did some investigating, and came to a logical conclusion. Posting over the realization of the age old adage on not dating strippers and whatnot being true. What can be said, some have to learn poo poo the hard way.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:26
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I don't know which of "my girlfriend told me she's a stripper" or "my mom told me to go to the strip club to make sure she's not a prostitute" is the most disturbing fact of that story. The mom was smart though. How smart depends on if you take it on face value, or think that the Mom wanted Rita gone and realized that even if the club was on the up and up, once he saw her grinding up on some guy or giving lap dances, he'd be out.
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WampaLord posted:Finding out your girlfriend is a prostitute who will have bareback sex with random dudes is pretty worthy of a total ghosting in my opinion. Eh you could at least throw her a 'I'm joining the French Foreign Legion bye forever' so she isn't filing a missing persons report or something
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Moridin920 posted:Eh you could at least throw her a 'I'm joining the French Foreign Legion bye forever' so she isn't filing a missing persons report or something Or actually join the Legion. Only blood atonement can regain his family honor. 
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loquacius posted:I was in his corner until I saw "NC and avoid" mind the walrus posted:Yeah the shadenfreude about the dude being so oblivious is rich, but I've got to hand it to him at the end for basically going "Yeah I'm a dumbass. Not going to speak to her again." You go dude. You go. The comments are funny too: quote:Well, you insinuated that she's a whore and you don't trust her, so yeah, she's probably pissed. Have you talked to her about how she handles guys approaching her for some "extra attention" or what the club and management are like? Asking her to get into more detail with you about what it's like to work there would actually express concern for her well being instead of your selfish fear that you don't want to "date a lady of the night." quote:So your mom still picks out your clothes and girlfriends... quote:Your mom is quite the expert saboteur. quote:Do strippers double as prostitutes? Some certainly do. I do not know what percentage of them, but it is a non-zero number. That said, what you described sounds like a typical strip club. The hotel being next to it means nothing. Them asking you to go back for a private dance is standard procedure.
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Moridin920 posted:Eh you could at least throw her a 'I'm joining the French Foreign Legion bye forever' so she isn't filing a missing persons report or something I'm gonna make a second Friends reference ITT today and say this is dangerous because if she's too supportive you could find yourself actually on a plane to Yemen
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He was dating a prostitute for about a year and had no idea. That's got to be weird.
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Khorne posted:His girlfriend has been ignoring him since he told her he went to her workplace. He tried to talk to her for 3 days after, and she just kept ignoring him. So in reality, she might have dumped him for whatever reason. Sort of wish one of these guys were in that position. It'd be a lot more entertaining.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:37
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dude's mom is a bit too involved in his life though i'll give the reddit commentors that
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Without his mom he'd still be dating a literal whore, so maybe he still needs training wheels.
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Jul 20, 2016 21:40
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I hope if I ever end up dating a lowkey hooker my mommy sniffs her out.
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Moridin i can tell your mom never gave a poo poo but its quite normal for family to care and ask questions about a girlfriend
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Gaunab posted:Sort of wish one of these guys were in that position. It'd be a lot more entertaining. These are the sadsacks that are in open relationships and cheer about how sex positive their girlfriend is
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It's true, my mom told me that one of my girlfriends makeup made her look like a whore. Turns out she was in fact, a whore. Mom's have a sixth sense about this sort of thing. Probably all the dick they took when they were younger.
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whores probably have masterful sexing skills thoughBlacktoll posted:Moridin i can tell your mom never gave a poo poo but its quite normal for family to care and ask questions about a girlfriend well my mom died when I was in 7th grade so mebbe I still dressed myself before that though
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Moridin920 posted:whores probably have masterful sexing skills though I mean are you having difficulty understanding why people might not like their girlfriend having tons of anonymous bareback sex with strangers for money?
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He (26M) won't stop meme-ing me (20F).quote:My guy friend has a crush on me. He's told me, and while I can't reciprocate his feelings yet, I am interested.
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Khorne posted:The comments are funny too:    The idea that a guy might not want to date a prostitute who lied to him about being a prostitute is invalidated solely because he might be a Mommy's Boy. Nazzadan posted:I hope if I ever end up dating a lowkey hooker my mommy sniffs her out. drat right. Detective Mom: Whore Detective.
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Business Gorillas posted:I mean are you having difficulty understanding why people might not like their girlfriend having tons of anonymous bareback sex with strangers for money?
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Nazzadan posted:He (26M) won't stop meme-ing me (20F). There was a gender flipped version of this where the girl was doing it during sex by saying stuff like "Such sex. Wow."
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Moridin920 posted:whores probably have masterful sexing skills though This explains alot.
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