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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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radiatinglines posted:

took a giant poo poo.

Pics or GTFO

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EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT
Also shouldn't you be able to get one flush out of a toilet after the water shuts off?

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

EKDS5k posted:

Also shouldn't you be able to get one flush out of a toilet after the water shuts off?

Yes, but only if the tank's already full. It sounds like his was empty so he was adding water to try and get it to flush.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Are you one of those "butt shy" people that don't poop in public? How does one not obtain joy from making his rear end sound like an asthmatic tuba player?

Nah, I just live five minutes from my workplace, so I go home to make food and eat it. making GBS threads in my own toilet is just a fringe benefit.

PhancyPants posted:

So what was the pro/con on "A pile of poo poo in a dry toilet" and "walking to a convenience store and buying 2L of literally any liquid"?

Well it wasn't completely dry, otherwise I obviously wouldn't have shat in there. Apparently it had been flushed once since the water was turned off, letting the bowl refill with a little bit of water while draining the top too much to flush again. I put off making GBS threads until after watching my lunch stories, and basically had to run out the door to get back to work, so my bed was made. Thankfully the water was back on when I got home. I'm writing off the filter pitcher, though.

Also, since someone posted the second Russian wild boar wrangling video I've seen, here's the first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnDAPCQqiA&t=100s

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

radiatinglines posted:

I'm writing off the filter pitcher, though.

Wow look at Mister Moneybags here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yt-VPYtOA

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Jul 20, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hope the kid got away.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



Good kid :3:

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

I like that the dude drove off without his friend. Quality people there.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I've wanted to do this when jerk offs honk at me in a crosswalk. Motherfucker, it is my right to use this crosswalk :bahgawd:.

Kids livin' the dream.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



The most unimpressed sounding 'Worldstar' at the end.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Kerr-Duarte fight is the most bizzare thing in MMA ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_cmwkDK8Oc&hd=1

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Impressive how the guy filming managed to miss all of what actually happened.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ro5s posted:

The rest here, possibly NSFWish for deep cleavage.

drat, that's some 'final cutscene of Command and Conquer' deep cleavage.

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

nexus6 posted:

Impressive how the guy filming managed to miss all of what actually happened.

It is almost as if he was filming something else when the incident, that he couldn't have predicted and wasn't prepared for, happened. Crazy.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

nexus6 posted:

Impressive how the guy filming managed to miss all of what actually happened.

Did the guy almost hit a pedestrian in his "stop" at the stop sign? If so, I fantasize about this opportunity.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Two Feet From Bread posted:

It is almost as if he was filming something else when the incident, that he couldn't have predicted and wasn't prepared for, happened. Crazy.

If he had been filming in landscape he would have seen everything.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

El Jebus posted:

If he had been filming in landscape he would have seen everything.

It's been done to death but drat vertical filming pisses me off so much. That and people who are filming a specific thing being totally incapable of pointing the camera at the thing they're trying to film. Look at the screen rear end in a top hat!

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

-Zydeco- posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97hfxth3aas
Wow what an rear end in a top hat. Too bad you can just threaten people with your truck.






Oh wait! You can't!


And no, that was not his driveway or even close to a driveway.
http://jalopnik.com/watch-this-freakazoid-rear end in a top hat-run-a-photographer-off-th-1783446586

The exact spot they were:

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.044...!8i6656!6m1!1e1

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Two Feet From Bread posted:

It is almost as if he was filming something else when the incident, that he couldn't have predicted and wasn't prepared for, happened. Crazy.

Like a line of people almost out of shot then focusing on the back of a stop sign?

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
Ghost writer for "Art of The Deal" deeply regrets having helped Trump get more prolific.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

"I put lipstick on a pig"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Sarcopenia posted:

Ghost writer for "Art of The Deal" deeply regrets having helped Trump get more prolific.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

"I put lipstick on a pig"

Nobody tell David Cameron

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sarcopenia posted:

Ghost writer for "Art of The Deal" deeply regrets having helped Trump get more prolific.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

"I put lipstick on a pig"

I always thought it was "put perfume on a pig."

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always thought it was "put perfume on a pig."

I think standards of Porcine beauty are pretty lax. Take your pick.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Don't show people pictures of my loving driveway! :argh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eponine posted:

Did the guy almost hit a pedestrian in his "stop" at the stop sign? If so, I fantasize about this opportunity.

According to the description of the video the driver ran the stop sign, causing the skateboard kid to fall. Then the passenger yelled something at the kid. Go kid!

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



There are insane people who are really nuts about their gas mileage.

I saw this over in AI, and thought of this thread:

Platystemon posted:


quote:

quote:
I built this aerodynamic modification for a Nissan Versa. It improved gas mileage from about 40 mpg to 55 mpg. It attracted a lot of attention on the road. I was going to drive the car to northern Quebec to Hudsons Bay. On the way, I was testing the mpg at 85 mph, and passed a truck north of Howard City, MI. The wind buffeted the car and somehow the tail exploded with a bang and was ripped off the car, along with the electric wiring and my license plate. I tried to go back and find it but it was gone. Since I had no license plate, I could not go to Canada and went back home.
More photos here

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
How the gently caress does a giant white thing like that become 'gone'?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
There is quite a bit of junk in that trunk.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/755558532754268160

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Outrail posted:

How the gently caress does a giant white thing like that become 'gone'?

-your parents after you were kidnapped

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
I hope that kid got arrested and charged because smashing someone's car over them slightly inconveniencing you is a lovely and stupid thing to do. The fact that it is an expensive car is completely irrelevant.

Trig Discipline posted:

There is quite a bit of junk in that trunk.

Not anymore :v:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Oh sure let's ignore the fact that the driver ran the loving stop sign and hit the kid, then proceeded to yell at him for it.

gently caress that guy

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

People running stop signs kill people, they deserve far worse than a smashed windshield.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Scyantific posted:

Oh sure let's ignore the fact that the driver ran the loving stop sign and hit the kid, then proceeded to yell at him for it.

gently caress that guy

Driver of a quarter-million dollar car, at that.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

The Schadenfreude is on us for this guy not recording horizontally and actually catching everything

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I hope that kid got arrested and charged because smashing someone's car over them slightly inconveniencing you is a lovely and stupid thing to do. The fact that it is an expensive car is completely irrelevant.

Counterpoint: The kid should have also hit the driver with the skateboard. Windshield by itself isn't quite enough imho.


Have a terrible Trabbi Limo:

TotalLossBrain has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Jul 20, 2016

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

pik_d posted:

The Schadenfreude is on us for this guy not recording horizontally and actually catching everything

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Scyantific posted:

Oh sure let's ignore the fact that the driver ran the loving stop sign and hit the kid, then proceeded to yell at him for it.

gently caress that guy

Exactly this - the back of the stop sign is right loving there in the center of the video, and the McLaren oval office blows right through without even attempting to stop. Glad that retard got his windshield hosed for almost hitting someone, then trying to deflect blame.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

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