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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Or just play it on your phone

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

My model of cellphone isn't compatible with Pokemon Go :negative: and I can't justify replacing it with one that is because it still works as great as the day I got it. Not even so much as a cracked screen.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Just play Ingress then. It's the same game.

What the hell, do you have a Windows phone or something?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
A ZTE Concord-II android phone. A two year old phone can't run Pokemon Go. What the hell.

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 13:41 on Jul 20, 2016

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Have you tried loading the APK directly?

There's no reason the phone couldn't run it, unless it doesn't have GPS or something.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Every time I try, I get a message saying there's a problem parsing the package, whatever the hell that means. I assume my phone can't unpack the APK for whatever reason

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I'm chauffeuring my dad to his doctor appointments all day long and my phone battery is almost dead. It wouldn't be so bad except the cig lighter in his car isn't connected so I can't use it to recharge.
At some point today I'm going to be stuck reading generic waiting room magazines instead of shitposting and texting friends.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've been doing this organization/purge thing for the past few weeks, and good lord, have I spent waaay too much money on various crap over the years.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Mu Zeta posted:

Look for "curvy"

Yeah that won't help either. Apparently American porn assumes you want "anorexic" or "gargantuan."

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Some dude at work is hassling me to complete something for him but to be quite frank I just don't give a gently caress but I know that he won't stop hassling me till I do it so do I do it now and get it over with or put it off for a week and gently caress around?

ARGH GOSH

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



The deodorants I like keep disappearing from stores.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I cried at a non-Pixar cartoon. One that airs on Cartoon Network. Not the pony one, thank god. loving pre-period hormones!


I want to find games like the old Sega ones, Road Rash and Rampage, for the Wii to play with my niece and nephew and the reviews are not that great.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
https://m.reddit.com/r/gonewildcurvy

You're welcome perverts

Edit: :nws: obvs

Mocking Bird has a new favorite as of 05:05 on Jul 21, 2016

The Schwa
Jul 1, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yeah that won't help either. Apparently American porn assumes you want "anorexic" or "gargantuan."

or 'thick' apparently

Fwp: Oxford is kind of fuckin boring :geno:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




good poo poo good poo poo 9/11 right there

kreyla
Dec 31, 2008
I have an all-expenses-paid trip coming up, but it is at a really inconvenient time and will involve extended time with my father, who is either getting senile or just doesn't have a filter anymore.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

A game of Civ I want to finish up before I play something else keeps getting dragged out. gently caress off and buy my blue jeans already, Napoleon! :argh:

Unrelated, like five different VLPs I'm following all updated today and I haven't had enough free time at once to watch anything until now, when it's unreasonably late.

AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Jul 22, 2016

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Wow I just want to waste my loving life replaying Dragon Age but it categorically refuses to accept that I have installed any of my mods

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Speaking of wasting life on video games: my Steam apparently counts hours played through however long the program is open even if the computer is asleep or not/the lid is closed--so maybe it doesn't actually go to sleep? anyways every time I look at "hours played" it makes me so depressed even though realistically there's no way I have played Cities : Skylines for 600 hours how many literal days even is that? :psyduck:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I've definitely played numerous games for over 600 hours.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
I'm starting to slowly come to the realization that SA is really just a forum for gigantic video game nerds that sometimes talk about other stuff.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Noctone posted:

I'm starting to slowly come to the realization that SA is really just a forum for gigantic video game nerds that sometimes talk about other stuff.

Don't forget racist.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
I have to go to my husband's coworker's husband's birthday party tomorrow. There's like 60 people invited to this thing, most of whom are my parents' age and none of whom I've ever met.

What is the likelyhood that 60 festive old farts in a southern state can go an entire party without getting political.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Thin Privilege posted:

Speaking of wasting life on video games: my Steam apparently counts hours played through however long the program is open even if the computer is asleep or not/the lid is closed--so maybe it doesn't actually go to sleep? anyways every time I look at "hours played" it makes me so depressed even though realistically there's no way I have played Cities : Skylines for 600 hours how many literal days even is that? :psyduck:

Thats not bad. Assuming you got it around launch, thats barely over an hour a day. I had friends who would put 6-8 a day into garbage like dota2 and star craft.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Noctone posted:

I'm starting to slowly come to the realization that SA is really just a forum for gigantic video game nerds that sometimes talk about other stuff.

The whole "Let's Play" phenomenon partly started on SA. It's why a lot of people came here.

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

artsy fartsy posted:

I have to go to my husband's coworker's husband's birthday party tomorrow. There's like 60 people invited to this thing, most of whom are my parents' age and none of whom I've ever met.

What is the likelyhood that 60 festive old farts in a southern state can go an entire party without getting political.

:munch:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yeah, we're gonna need a trip report on that :munch:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I want to take a nap but I gotta help my mom shop tomorrow and it'll gently caress up my sleep tonight if I take one.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Yeah, we're gonna need a trip report on that :munch:

Welp, I didn't talk to everyone of course, but no one within my earshot mentioned Trump.

I know, I'm bummed too. :(

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Thin Privilege posted:

Speaking of wasting life on video games: my Steam apparently counts hours played through however long the program is open even if the computer is asleep or not/the lid is closed--so maybe it doesn't actually go to sleep? anyways every time I look at "hours played" it makes me so depressed even though realistically there's no way I have played Cities : Skylines for 600 hours how many literal days even is that? :psyduck:

I have a couple of games I've played that long legit, specifically CK2 at about 710 hours. Civ IV has 732 hours, but that's probably only about 1/3 of my total time in that game, I've been playing it since release day and consider a 40-hour-long campaign a short one. I only have 18 games with 100 hours or more though, so I guess unless you really get into something open-ended yeah, you're not likely to hit 600+ hours in many things.

FWP is I gotta sleep when I've got things going on in CK2, Cataclysm DDA, Dragon Age Origins, The Legend of Heroes: TitS, SimCity 4, and I want to try to get my ranked back up a couple spots in Overwatch. And I need to actually play Dragon Ball XenoVerse and Invisible, Inc..

Not enough hours in the day :negative:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I hosed up and slept anyway :negative:

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

artsy fartsy posted:

Welp, I didn't talk to everyone of course, but no one within my earshot mentioned Trump.

I know, I'm bummed too. :(

You tease.

My toast had a hole in it and the peanut butter kept falling through and I'm typing with sticky hands.

Mister Adequate posted:

Wow I just want to waste my loving life replaying Dragon Age but it categorically refuses to accept that I have installed any of my mods

I want to continue my DA marathon but I have to go to work now.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

You need to play Cities: Skylines, it's so much better, I am in love. The mods and custom items are tops :swoon:
join us https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3706710

re: hours, you guys are probably right. I spent probably 1,200 hours or more from when SC3K came out to a few years ago. I loving love that game, and the soundtrack is fantastic. I put it, and the SC2K soundtrack in my game. So many great memories.

Thank Simgod I got in the beta for the newest Sim City, which made me see what a piece of poo poo it was so I never got it.


Noctone posted:

I'm starting to slowly come to the realization that SA is really just a forum for gigantic video game nerds that sometimes talk about other stuff.

Have you been to the games forum :q:



e: here's my current Soviet dystopia


Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Jul 24, 2016

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I've got like 120 hours in C:S but I went back to SC4 because it scratches my itches in a way C:S doesn't

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Yes but eventually you get c:s itches where you dream about your cities and go to sleep thinking about how you're gonna plan out your cities and :smithicide:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I need to go to bed but I also need to watch another Bates Motel episode

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I was at Big Lots earlier today.

They already have the Halloween stuff out :spooky:

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

baram. posted:

I bought an orange red bull excitedly because it's one of my favorite soda flavors. i didn't read that it was zero calorie

:negative:

I bought an orange red bull and found out they don't make the zero calorie any more

:argh:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Thin Privilege posted:

e: here's my current Soviet dystopia




PYF Cities:skylines abomination



It's functional!

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


You Are A Elf posted:

I was at Big Lots earlier today.

They already have the Halloween stuff out :spooky:

In no way is celebrating the best holiday on Earth a problem.

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