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grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
Hey guys I just wanted to stop by and let you all know that I am just SHOCKED that there are people who find other people attractive. I am, additionally, deeply dismayed that people post about that attraction, and would like to furthermore let you all know that I am your moral superior because I am not attracted to these women.

Thanks for reading, have a nice day, god bless.

Edit: Here are some images of people cosplaying. If any of you find them attractive AT ALL I will report you to the cosplay police.



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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The middle one is simply not sanitary.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


The hell is the middle one even cosplaying as

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Snatch duster's gimmick has gotten stale, but did you ever consider not informing us of what you masturbate to. If you kept that poo poo to yourself he wouldn't have the ammunition.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat



:psyduck:

This thread, good lord.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

rodbeard posted:

Snatch duster's gimmick has gotten stale, but did you ever consider not informing us of what you masturbate to. If you kept that poo poo to yourself he wouldn't have the ammunition.

Yeah, there's a pretty big difference between commenting on how good cosplay is and thinly veiled, sincere comments about how hard you are looking at a woman in costume.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

frajaq posted:

The hell is the middle one even cosplaying as

They're all from the same cooking anime. That dude's gimmick is that he likes to be nude.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Poops Mcgoots posted:

They're all from the same cooking anime. That dude's gimmick is that he likes to be nude.

What's Americaboob Knifelick's gimmick?

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Hyperlynx posted:

How about a nice cup of LIBERTEA, you filthy space commie?



–2,147,483,648 HELLDIVERS have been lost due to accidentals. HELLDIVERS continue to demonstrate excellent trigger discipline in the field.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Thank you thread.

Thank you.

*walks up the hill and sets up his camp*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

What's Americaboob Knifelick's gimmick?

She's an American cook who specializes in big juicy pieces of meat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DEE DEE!?

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


Stupid Dee Dee.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.




From here

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

SpartanIV posted:

She's an American cook who specializes in big juicy pieces of meat

Awesome. Anime really is blood

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Bar didnt explode by the end, 3/10.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
:swoon::swoon::swoon::swoon:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

NTT posted:

It's pretty much impossible to have a cosplay thread without mentioning, and indeed posting, pictures of women who have dressed in order to look sexy.

That seems like such a weird hill to die on.

A lot of posters in the thread are cosplayers themselves, and others are people who photograph cosplayers.

If the contents of this thread (discussion and posting of cosplay up to and including sexy cosplay) are something that the people in charge of the site gave a gently caress about, they would make a rule about not having cosplay threads, just like every other thread that eventually was outed, such as the Quite Literal PYF Porn thread.

I am frankly unconcerned about whether VendaGoat/mind the walrus is turned on by girls and if it bothers you that much that, god forbid, a male somehow imply he find a woman attractive amongst a sea of other, innocuous posts, then you probably just need to report their most egregrious post (loving lmao you baby what the gently caress is wrong with you you idiot dumbass retard) and stop reading the cosplay thread. I'm sure there's a variety of other cosplay outlets for you to peruse without reading this one.
I don't take offense to people finding sexy women sexy, but I don't especially want to hear about it. "She's so hot" posts are creepy and weird, and don't add anything of worth to the thread. It's like, keep it to yourselves. Nobody cares, and you come across like creeps.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Hyperlynx posted:

I don't take offense to people finding sexy women sexy, but I don't especially want to hear about it. "She's so hot" posts are creepy and weird, and don't add anything of worth to the thread. It's like, keep it to yourselves. Nobody cares, and you come across like creeps.

Devil's advocate here, because frankly, I don't give a poo poo.. but by that same logic, wouldn't something like People Magazine's "Hottest Woman of the Year" issue be creepy and weird? That's a whole magazine company telling you who they think is hot. And my mom reads People Magazine. Are you talking poo poo about my momma? Because if so, we're gonna have a problem..

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Does your mother talk about her erection while pretending to be drunk though.

Madmarker
Jan 7, 2007

poptart_fairy posted:

Does your mother talk about her erection while pretending to be drunk though.

Yours doesn't?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
My erection doesn't have a drinking problem.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Who cares :justpost:






:australia:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

New Leaf posted:

Devil's advocate here, because frankly, I don't give a poo poo.. but by that same logic, wouldn't something like People Magazine's "Hottest Woman of the Year" issue be creepy and weird? That's a whole magazine company telling you who they think is hot.
Yeah, kinda.

quote:

And my mom reads People Magazine. Are you talking poo poo about my momma? Because if so, we're gonna have a problem..
v :shobon: v

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, kinda.
v :shobon: v

If it wasn't clear, I was just loving around with that last part. :)

But at any rate, I really don't have any problem with people trying to figure out who a cosplayer is because they think they're attractive unless you go into graphic detail about what you're going to do once you acquire that information. What you do behind closed doors is your business.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Anime is usually gross and weird, so anime cosplay usually is too.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It is creepy and weird, it's just been around long enough that people accept it.

Like your mother.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
it would be great if creepy was wordfiltered to something more decriptive than ambiguous groupthink

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






Is that one on the right a Chaka from LFG?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

What's the cat with the red bobber on its head?

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Dick Trauma posted:

What's the cat with the red bobber on its head?

I think it's called a chocobo :pseudo:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

SirPhoebos posted:

I think it's called a chocobo :pseudo:

It's a mughal from the final fantasy universe. They had a powerful empire a long time ago, but it went into a long decline, finally splitting after a power struggle and the execution of emperor Farrukhsiyar.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Locator posted:

Is that one on the right a Chaka from LFG?

Pretty sure that's supposed to be Vivi from FFIX with a moogle.

McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING
Is there some way to make this thread so I can't see the text and it's images only?

Here's the most impressive thing I've seen in awhile, Kerry Cosplay as Warwick from LoL


She says it's over 8 feet tall. Here's her with just the head for scale:

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

frajaq posted:

The hell is the middle one even cosplaying as

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





bradzilla posted:

Pretty sure that's supposed to be Vivi from FFIX with a moogle.

Well damnit. I thought I had finally been able to actually identify something in this thread beyond "That's a cool costume". Guess not. :)

Looking back through the strips, I guess it doesn't look too much like a Chacha (I spelled it wrong before), but since I've never seen anything from FFIX, it was the only thing that clicked in my head.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.




Dirty Pair cosplay in TYOOL 2016? Amazing

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Elsa posted:

it would be great if creepy was wordfiltered to something more decriptive than ambiguous groupthink
based on your contributions to the "Post Your Desktop" thread I'm gonna imagine "creepy" hits a little close to home

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