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Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

FIRST TIME posted:

The idea of American exceptionalism has to seem so weird to a lot of the rest of the world.

I'm from here and it's weird to me, soooooo

:bsdsnype:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:04

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:25

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

"ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQU-"

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2016/07/18/gop-delegates-ratify-platform-support-anti-lgbt-language/

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:05

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Politico is having a great time reposting tweets like this on their blog:

The bars outside the Q aren't serving until tonight's speeches are over, which seems not just bizarre but cruel given the lineup so far.

� Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) July 21, 2016

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:05

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Amen!

Now here is an Oil Guy.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:05

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

I'd say MLM lady must feel like poo poo seeing that performance.

But she's probably taking a heroin nap.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:06

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Another melty old guy fresh from the dentist? Why?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:06

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

Munkeymon posted:

Another melty old guy fresh from the dentist? Why?

he appears to be an amphibian, perhaps the toad to McConnell's turtle

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:07

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Munkeymon posted:

Another melty old guy fresh from the dentist? Why?

Not exactly a crowded bench.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:07

Solkanar512: Dec 28, 2006; by the sex ghost

I'll look for a link, but watching David Brooks grill Tony Perkins on Christian values was absolutely hilarious.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:08

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

our most powerful weapon, croodole

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:08

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

our energy is better than ever, and it's all obama's fault

wait a minute

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:09

graynull: Dec 2, 2005; Did I misread all the signs?

Well, at least the Republican energy plan will finally rid us of our greatest domestic threat; Florida.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:10

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

"...climate change isn't our biggest problem, it's islamic terrorism..."

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:10

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

This guy belongs in an episode of check it out with dr Steve brule

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:10

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

"Every time we can't drill a well in America, terrism gets funded"

Well he's not exactly wrong

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:10

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

now you might say I'm just a well to do friend of Donald Trump

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:10

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

Get Doug Prishpreed up there

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:11

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Scott Walker should be good.

He looks so much better now that he crashed and burned and lost.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:11

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

He's catching on, I'm telling ya!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:11

MODS CURE JOKES: Nov 11, 2009; OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

I struck out on the highway, and sold my thumb for sex. I rocked that salty dog across the butthole of countless truckers, and for a tidy profit. And that's why, my fellow Americans, we must elect The Donald. He will thumb that butthole FOR you. And we will all be rich. God bless.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:12

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:12

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Yelling in a monotone! Also doing it freestyle - props for that

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:14

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

'Radical Islamic Terrorism' is a great safe word.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:15

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

Is "America deserves better" their attempt at replacing "lock her up"

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:15

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

"America Deserves Better" is the motto of children. America deserves what it gets, in most cases.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:15

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

These guys are going to get confused here soon. Every speaker has their own motto.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:16

Broken Cog: Dec 29, 2009; We're all friends here

This guy seriously sounds like a robot

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:17

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Shoot an autistic guy's handler in Florida and somehow he gets all the way to the convention in Cleveland?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:17

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I can't believe I thought this dunce would be a good presidential candidate.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:18

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

America deserves worse than Hillary, it deserves Trump really. But the rest of the world does not deserve to die in a nuclear fire.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:18

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

To be fair his iphone has tons of vore porn on it.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:18

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Remember that time a reporter prank called Scott Walker pretending to be one of the Koch brothers and got him to agree to take a bunch of bribes in exchange for crushing unions in Wisconsin? Because I do.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:19

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

mcmagic posted:

I can't believe I thought this dunce would be a good presidential candidate.

To be fair you were in goo - uh... voluminous company.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:20

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

"We won because I stacked the court!"

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:20

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

American does deserve better than Trump, Scottie. Thanks for reiterating that.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:22

Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/628226575796957184

What a crazy primary season this was.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:22

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Breaking News: America now first again. Sadly, a failed drugs test means it's banned from competition for two years.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:22

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

You deserve better because America deserves better because America deserves better because America deserves better

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:22

Soy Division: Aug 12, 2004

Did they decide last night's band was too black or something?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:23

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:25

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Just stopping in to say our AG Pam Bondi and governor Bat Boy are both COLOSSAL self-serving pieces of bigoted poo poo which means they are perfect for the RNC

# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:23

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