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Utz: Aug 1, 2008; by vyelkin

These Trump guys always look so schlumpy considering how fuckin rich they are.

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

hmm

So the hot takes of Donald's big convention so far are his wife plagiarizing a speech, technical issues, and Cruz refusing to endorse him. Oh, and low ratings.

Yuge.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

blue squares posted:

Yeah but usually he is hideous

I think it's usually a combination of bad hair and bad skin/complexion, which are both things that a professional can fix

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

disjoe posted:

Does this forum share a server with the RNC

We hired great server guys. The best. This guy radium ran one of the greatest, most luxurious websites of all time.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Xandu posted:

Just got back and I'll see are reactions to Cruz's speech. What did he say?0

its more about what he didnt say

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/755947532602277888

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Cool life giving dad

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Well now I believe him when he says he wrote it without help

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

SirPablo posted:

Guys, things are so bad, I've got no choice. I'm running for president.

the people demand that I take absolute power for myself

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

i am fascinated by donald's eyebrows

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

sick trigger posted:

why does he keep trying to wank off a little dick with his right hand

he's thinking of his father

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

Atrocious Joe posted:

RE https://twitter.com/BillHemmer/status/755946998952583174

literally the first thing cruz said after some bullshit about cleveland was 'i want to congratulate donald trump on winning the nomination'

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

They were idiots to let Cruz speak. His whole thing is refusing to give in.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

as we all sprang forth from the void, so too does the void spring forth for us all

blezya ka ni tara hail hail hail

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

sick trigger posted:

why does he keep trying to wank off a little dick with his right hand

He keeps looking at his father in the crowd and instinct steps in.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

We hired great server guys. The best. This guy radium ran one of the greatest, most luxurious websites of all time.

For only $3, too!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

MLK QUOTE!

BINGO!!!!!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:13

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Boosted_C5 posted:

No.

REPUBLICANS booed him off stage and that audience is FAR from being all primary Trump voters.

Talking somewhere else with conservatives right now, and only the most obnoxious Cruz diehards are trying to defend him (or just disappearing).

A LOT of Cruz voters were very turned off.

After Trump gets his rear end kicked and his "wing" of the party gets expunged, no one is going to care than Cruz didn't endorse in 2016.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/755947532602277888

i believe it

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

hahahaha MLK quote

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

zen death robot posted:

This speech is loving awful

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

this guy is literally everything I hate in a person

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Joementum posted:

Smart move by Cruz not to endorse Trump though. There's video now of Marco Rubio and Scott Walker bending the knee.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Squizzle posted:

If Cruz still has national aspirations, and he does, he won't attack Trump at the convention and give his future primary opponents ammunition to say that he was disloyal to the party.

He probably won't say anything good about DJT today, but he also won't make any direct attacks at him. He'll talk a lot about values, principles, and conservatism; and I'm preeeetty sure he'll mention his own record a few times.

I was out with family all night. How accurate was I?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

so meredith mcgiver is not listed on the payroll in the report, so either she volunteered her time or they broke the law

i'm still not convinced she's real

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

[watches RNC event where speaker is loudly, angrily booed off the stage]

Hm yeah, this happens at every convention. Totally normal. Don't know what people are up in arms about.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

zen death robot posted:

This speech is loving awful

It really is. This one is clearly the runt of the litter.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

"What are you doing?!" - MLK

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:14

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Squizzle posted:

I was out with family all night. How accurate was I?

he got booed off the stage lmao

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

Mystery Goomba: Jun 4, 2011

zen death robot posted:

This speech is loving awful

I guess he really did write it himself.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

So Ted Cruz didn't give in huh, hahaha

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

this salesman dude is kinda annoying and ineffective

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

This notion of a vanity run gone wrong being branded as a selfless sacrifice is :laffo:

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Why talk about charities? Why invite that criticism of Trump?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

when, at the age of 22, a boy gets his first foundation, that is when he becomes a man imo

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Party looking united af right now

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

TwinsensRevenge: Aug 13, 2013

and I hate those loving pinched fingers jesus christ

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Eric you flubbed the line, it's "my father is running FROM you" re: unemployed poors

# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:15

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

I can't even force myself to pay attention to any word of this. Bring back one of the drunk old guys!

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

He created a charity just to give money to St Jude's? That's lazy.

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