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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

it's literally the law in my state :colbert:

(all other states bow down)

your state is a piece of poo poo

new York city is that way and it's insanely stupid. staying in the bike lane is a great way to die

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Bloody posted:

your state is a piece of poo poo

new York city is that way and it's insanely stupid. staying in the bike lane is a great way to die

bicycling in nyc is a great way to die

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

I figured shaggar would support trams since they often gently caress up cyclists

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

shagger is even bad at being shagger

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I figured shaggar would support trams since they often gently caress up cyclists

neither of them belong on the road so whatever happens to them is well deserved

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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mishaq posted:

shagger is usually wrong but sometimes right

what is a shaggar? a miserable little pile of bicycle parts

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Endless Mike posted:

bicycling in nyc is a great way to die

my mom got struck by a biker in park slope on a sidewalk near the park and broke her arm

the biker busted out a buncha his teeth as he slid facefirst along the pavement and his face swelled closed and bitched up his brain or smth

she said that a lady w/ a stroller nearby had a bloody tooth land in it

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my mom got struck by a biker in park slope on a sidewalk near the park and broke her arm

the biker busted out a buncha his teeth as he slid facefirst along the pavement and his face swelled closed and bitched up his brain or smth

she said that a lady w/ a stroller nearby had a bloody tooth land in it

cyclists on the sidewalk make me insanely angry

how about i come to your neighborhood and drive my loving car on the sidewalk, how about THAT then mr smug moron`

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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i see nerds zooming around in san jose on those electric monowheel things and electric skateboards on the sidewalk all the drat time

they can easily make 20mph and are p quiet so i suppose it's only a matter of time until they're relegated to the bike lanes after pedestrian mutilation

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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if they aren't already

i mean it's a motorized conveyance p sure those aren't kosher on the sidewalk unless it's a wheelchair

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

cyclists on the sidewalk make me insanely angry

how about i come to your neighborhood and drive my loving car on the sidewalk, how about THAT then mr smug moron`

u mad

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i see nerds zooming around in san jose on those electric monowheel things and electric skateboards on the sidewalk all the drat time

they can easily make 20mph and are p quiet so i suppose it's only a matter of time until they're relegated to the bike lanes after pedestrian mutilation

in SF they gave them the same regs as a segway, you're supposed to ride them in the street and with a helmet but a lot of people don't yet

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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https://twitter.com/IslesofErin/status/757364207859986432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

those replies tho

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

im with BIG MEDIA CONGLOMERATE can we use ur video and not pay you or acknowledge you, silence is consent

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


are infrastructure

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

actually it was just the canopy covering the station and train service has already been restored, so that's pretty good

good job CTA

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

if they aren't already

i mean it's a motorized conveyance p sure those aren't kosher on the sidewalk unless it's a wheelchair

how do these monowheels stop fast without faceplanting

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

lampey posted:

how do these monowheels stop fast without faceplanting

they don't

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

mishaq posted:

good job CTA

i know what each word means individually but i cant parse this 'sentence'

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bump_fn posted:

i know what each word means individually but i cant parse this 'sentence'

the CTA is the second most competent transit system in the US

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

children's transit authority

lampey
Mar 27, 2012

Enderzero posted:

uhhhh why does autopilot allow you to speed

why do cars allow you to speed at all?

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

lampey posted:

why do cars allow you to speed at all?

why don't cars have built in breathalyzer lockouts

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
some do

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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you've gotta earn that cheevo tho



better question is why bars are allowed to have parking

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you've gotta earn that cheevo tho



better question is why bars are allowed to have parking

my bar has one spot for the bartender, that's it.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
b..b...b...but designated drivers, man!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
none of my locals have parking either, but you know, i live in civilization

you can walk, take one of three transit lines, or hail a cab

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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minivanmegafun posted:

my bar has one spot for the bartender, that's it.

p cool

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

infernal machines posted:

none of my locals have parking either, but you know, i live in civilization

you can walk, take one of three transit lines, or hail a cab

can I Hail Satan

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

Bloody posted:

can I Hail Satan

always live 4 satan

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Bloody posted:

can I Hail Satan

uber is available in many cities, yes

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Lutha Mahtin posted:

uber is available in many cities, yes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Lutha Mahtin posted:

uber is available in many cities, yes

:thurman:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


a good ad

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

mishaq posted:

a good ad

:agreed:

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

fuckin lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
no loving way

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i heard u like ground clearance dawg

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cygni posted:

fuckin lol



no way

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