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*goes back and hides all albums of ex girlfriend* *get a bunch of good date ideas* *takes new girlfriend on all the same dates, takes the same pics in the same spots, like some kind of new girlfriend Groundhog Day scenario*
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naem posted:*goes back and hides all albums of ex girlfriend* Is this not how everyone does it???
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:48 |
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"support are troupes"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 00:48 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Really big fan of this one: https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/755078151110287360 da share z0me needs its own loving thread There was this really good one today about him being against the world and not thinking it through that I would link if I knew how
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:20 |
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DA MOTHER loving SHARE ZONE BITCH https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/755714391304044545
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 01:35 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Really big fan of this one: https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/755078151110287360 Same
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 02:29 |
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The skeleton Facebook guy is a one trick pony.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 03:42 |
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notZaar posted:The skeleton Facebook guy is a one trick pony. Stfu bitch
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:41 |
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LOVE YOUR SPOUSE CHALLENGE DAY 1/7 of the Love Your Spouse Challenge I was tagged by --- to post 7 pics with my spouse in 7 days & to tag 2 people each day to keep the celebration of Love and Promotion of Marriage going... "Everyday is a celebration of Love"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 14:44 |
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Turn around and get lost immediatly, cause thats definitly not your house!
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 15:04 |
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"Bitch, you better not have overwritten my goddamn Braid save points"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 15:14 |
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I would also tell the first lady responding that "Facebook" is one word and also a proper noun... Jfc
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 15:42 |
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notZaar posted:The skeleton Facebook guy is a one trick pony. Yeah, he is. His one trick is totally loving rad, though.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:41 |
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It took me two hours to dig this up. it is nsfw but trust me and click it http://i.imgur.com/to95uOI.jpg
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cuck cuck im gay posted:It took me two hours to dig this up. it is nsfw but trust me and click it
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 18:18 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:It took me two hours to dig this up. it is nsfw but trust me and click it I originally thought she was referring to that dudes huge nose. Jesus Christ it's like Triple H's inbred cousin!
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 18:34 |
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My relatives collect children like it's a hobby. I've lost track of how many are hers and how many are foster kids.
Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Zahgaegun posted:My relatives collect children like it's a hobby. I've lost track of how many are hers and how many are foster kids. I have family like this. "Boy, I'm having trouble with these eight children! Y'all don't know how hard raising eight kid is!" No motherfucker, we definitely don't.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 19:53 |
Maybe don't have 7 kids and you too could afford air conditioning, just like your 'loving dumbass' sister. Why do the dumbest people breed the most?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 19:57 |
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Abortions for some, miniature American vans for others
china bot fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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SMDH that woman didn't even have enough respect for herself to shave her beav before giving birth.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:04 |
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What's crazy to me is that my wife and I have talked about adopting a kid, but always stop the conversation when we find out how stupid expensive it is. Then you've got people like that who foster kids like they're grabbing up Dev Ops stickers at the Nerd Convention.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:04 |
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ElGroucho posted:What's crazy to me is that my wife and I have talked about adopting a kid, but always stop the conversation when we find out how stupid expensive it is. Then you've got people like that who foster kids like they're grabbing up Dev Ops stickers at the Nerd Convention. My fiancee and I were both like "Well we can get a dog and still do everything we want to do or we can have kids and our lives will suck for like the next 25 years." Yea gently caress kids. Not literally.
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Roylicious posted:Maybe don't have 7 kids and you too could afford air conditioning, just like your 'loving dumbass' sister. Not to defend the idiot but I think there was a power outage or something. She mentions the power being out and somebody else mentions the YMCA letting people in to get out of the heat so I'm guessing it's no power = no a/c.
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ElGroucho posted:What's crazy to me is that my wife and I have talked about adopting a kid, but always stop the conversation when we find out how stupid expensive it is. Then you've got people like that who foster kids like they're grabbing up Dev Ops stickers at the Nerd Convention. Fostering is different from adoption, you just take the kids home for a little while to socialize them or if the orphanage needs extra room.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:21 |
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notZaar posted:Fostering is different from adoption, you just take the kids home for a little while to socialize them or if the orphanage needs extra room. Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:22 |
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ElGroucho posted:Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV? My parents fostered a cat once and they didn't. They eventually adopted him but he got diabetes, went blind, got drop paw, and died a few years later.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:29 |
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ElGroucho posted:Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV? No you just do it for the benefit of having a companion without the full commitment.
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I'm "Auna"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:33 |
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ElGroucho posted:Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV? Yes, there is a stipend, the amount depends on the state you live in. Generally somewhere between $500 - $1500 per kid, monthly
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:35 |
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Although this is Twitter and not Facebook, I love this woman's profile. https://twitter.com/Eye4Eye/status/755936981717135360
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:49 |
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AMF? America Macht Frei? dog buttz posted:Not to defend the idiot but I think there was a power outage or something. She mentions the power being out and somebody else mentions the YMCA letting people in to get out of the heat so I'm guessing it's no power = no a/c. There *was* a big storm like that last night, but if you're the kind of person who takes in more kids than you can legally transport in your car and also the sort of person who takes to Facebook like this then you can be sure that "ZOMG Dramastorm" is a common posting technique. e: It's 'Adios, Mother Fuckers' isn't it?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:12 |
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Normally I'm pretty good at family/financial planning, but somehow I decided to foster more kids than I can safely transport.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:25 |
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ElGroucho posted:I have family like this. "Boy, I'm having trouble with these eight children! Y'all don't know how hard raising eight kid is!" Right there with ya, I've got some with eight kids and no fathers as well:
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:27 |
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Lmao literally disgusting slop for the kids, just stuff cheese and saturated fats down their gullets they'll be fine.
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Zahgaegun posted:Right there with ya, I've got some with eight kids and no fathers as well: lol
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Zahgaegun posted:AMF? America Macht Frei? Astalavista mother fucker yes, i know
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Tricky D fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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