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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

surely it should be harambe the ape that was murdered

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Sharkie posted:

“It’s just — there’s so much hate,” she says, as a couple of glitterpunks move in to comfort her. “What is happening to this country?”

omg what is a glitterpunk, is it as awesome as it sounds

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Badger of Basra posted:

surely it should be harambe the ape that was murdered

only a court can decide that!

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Guys make sure to sleep 6 to 8 hours every night poo poo's getting weird on my end

Sleep deprivation is the cheapest high

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

mandatory lesbian posted:

omg what is a glitterpunk, is it as awesome as it sounds

i would say 'tis

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

slavatuvs posted:

Sleep deprivation is the cheapest high

it's also one of the shittiest highs

up there with huffing butane and aerosols

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

mandatory lesbian posted:

omg what is a glitterpunk, is it as awesome as it sounds

i don't know but they were protesting milo's shitshow and comforting people so they're ok in my book

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
the best high is amphetamines

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Sharkie posted:

"But surely comrade, you would not kill Harambe -"

"I would! I would kill him and a thousand like him. I would kill a thousand thousand Harambes if it serve the interest of the motherland!"

you BEtter believe it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i would shoot harambe first, as punishment, and the child second, as an example

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I would split the child in two, give half to harambe and half to the parents

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i'd let natural selection sort it out

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the parents would be sent to a labor camp

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013


"There is a dustbin fire behind the blank eyes of his human suit."

:shepicide:

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Don't knock chrome paint til you've tried it

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I would then split harambe and the parents in half and distribute accordingly

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
"I’ve seen enough. This is an evil place, airless and soulless as the inside of Pamela Geller’s head. We have to get out. For a brief and terrible moment we’re stuck in an elevator with some Twinks for Trump, crawling brainlessly between floors. The Salon journalist next to me shivers inside his button-down, clearly wondering if he is already dead and trapped forever in the special hell for bad liberals who didn’t pay their dues."

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


once i saw that vine of that young woman singing harambe to the tune of cranberries zombie i decided that i'm over any more harambe jokes after that

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
oh god i can hear it

be... be... be...

Small Frozen Thing posted:

"I’ve seen enough. This is an evil place, airless and soulless as the inside of Pamela Geller’s head. We have to get out. For a brief and terrible moment we’re stuck in an elevator with some Twinks for Trump, crawling brainlessly between floors. The Salon journalist next to me shivers inside his button-down, clearly wondering if he is already dead and trapped forever in the special hell for bad liberals who didn’t pay their dues."

yeah i want to read more of her stuff. even if the context wasn't horrible the way she wrote it is skin-crawling

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

did the cranberries ever do a song besides zombie

i don't think they did

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
whats in your head, in your head
haram-be, haram-be

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


yeah it was good

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Badger of Basra posted:

did the cranberries ever do a song besides zombie

i don't think they did

they did The Icicle Melts, which is about, get this, children dying in terrorist attacks

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

paranoid randroid posted:

whats in your head, in your head
haram-be, haram-be

lol oh man

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh man they inflicted Roosh on that woman.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I'd rather be in harambe's enclosure than at a milo event

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
darling havent you heard? its very "in" to behave irl like you do in DOTA2 chat. fabulous.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

TheRat posted:

I dont believe I'm awake anymore, what the gently caress is evening happening

https://twitter.com/ConorMcGinn/status/756245463960064000

old man jeremy isn't having it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
now for all you aspiring rapists out there, heres a sex predator to talk about places where even shabby so-and-sos like my fans can get laid.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
dicks out for harambe

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Speaking of harambe I got gorilla glue all over my palms

gently caress HARAMBE posted:

dicks out for harambe

...this was a mistake

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

I'm still laughing about how retarded Paul Manafort is for letting Ted "Ratfuck King" Cruz give a speech at the RNC.

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

now for all you aspiring rapists out there, heres a sex predator to talk about places where even shabby so-and-sos like my fans can get laid.

this is literally the future of conservatism in america, btw

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
so when do the rnc bloodgates open for the final time

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Sharkie posted:

this is literally the future of conservatism in america, btw

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Sharkie posted:

this is literally the future of conservatism in america, btw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
gonna watch the RNC sober tonight, should be interesting

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Joementum posted:

gonna watch the RNC sober tonight, should be interesting

Gonna watch it drunk for the first time, should be unbearable anyway

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

the parents would be sent to a labor camp

i would appoint you as minister of justice in a hot second

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
SFT would head the foreign office.

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