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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Sft should be ag imo

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
There would be no War Minister, or rather, everyone would have the responsibilities of War Minister, to insure preservation of the chain of command in event of a terrorist attack and to enable us to field as many armies with leadership bonuses as possible.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

paragon1 posted:

SFT would head the foreign office.

helluva junta ya got there

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
She will ruthlessly crush our enemies

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

site posted:

Sft should be ag imo

admirals shouldn't question the head of government site

paranoid randroid posted:

helluva junta ya got there

hell is definitely the word I would use for it, yes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ive already got a full slate of nuisance investigations and struggle sessions lined up

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

paragon1 posted:

admirals shouldn't question the head of government site

Don't make me orchestrate a coup

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
home office would be handled by whichever of disinterested, nutranurse, and kustomkarkommando happens to be sober at the moment

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
trump speech got leaked (or simply released in advance) in case you guys didn't see http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/full-transcript-donald-trump-nomination-acceptance-speech-at-rnc-225974

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Diamond and Silk are in the VIP box at the RNC right now.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paragon1 posted:

home office would be handled by whichever of disinterested, nutranurse, and kustomkarkommando happens to be sober at the moment

wait does this brief get the secret police cause I think I could manage a pretty decent terror

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

wait does this brief get the secret police cause I think I could manage a pretty decent terror

stay in your lane, comrade

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

emdash posted:

trump speech got leaked (or simply released in advance) in case you guys didn't see http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/full-transcript-donald-trump-nomination-acceptance-speech-at-rnc-225974

got to the point where he pulled a "the Egyptian Military Did Nothing Wrong" before I got too tired of it to continue

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

stay in your lane, comrade

*adds a name to the list* interesting dissent you have there my friend

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Joementum posted:

Diamond and Silk are in the VIP box at the RNC right now.

are these the newest pokemon game titles

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

*adds a name to the list* interesting dissent you have there my friend

my plainclothes cops can beat up your plainclothes cops

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
can i join whatever faction that lets me pistol whip people who i think had it coming

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

paragon1 posted:

home office would be handled by whichever of disinterested, nutranurse, and kustomkarkommando happens to be sober at the moment

so uh who would actually be handling the home office since it'd be none of them

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

UberJew posted:

so uh who would actually be handling the home office since it'd be none of them

Hi.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Gonna watch it drunk for the first time, should be unbearable anyway

I would like to be drunk enough to tolerate it, but I would like to continue living

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Incidentally my desire to continue living is a strong motivator to vote for Clinton

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

UberJew posted:

so uh who would actually be handling the home office since it'd be none of them

whoevers name I draw out of a hat.

kustomkarkommando posted:

wait does this brief get the secret police cause I think I could manage a pretty decent terror

more like which secret police. There will be several all with differing but overlapping jurisdictions, for maximum security.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Is it like the Red Dragon with Tricky Dick telling the guy what to do?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
in my capacity as justice minister i will not have Alex Jones arrested, but instead i will have him conspicuously tailed and monitored at all times, so as to drive him completely insane

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
lol you chumps get stuck with secret police I'm just gonna invade your poo poo with my military

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006


lmao

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/756266485979447296

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
The purge will commence shortly

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Aeyrk will be in charge of the guildsmen and haberdasheries. SedanChair gets the schools.

All departments will be in charge of acquiring their own funds and be empowered to tax.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
If made press secretary I vow to jam each announcement full of bad jokes

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

in my capacity as justice minister i will not have Alex Jones arrested, but instead i will have him conspicuously tailed and monitored at all times, so as to drive him completely insane

how could anyone possibly tell whether you were succeeding or not

these secret police need accountability metrics after all

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Volkerball is ambassador to Iran.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
As minister of ideology, we don't call them purges.

We call them cleanses

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

UberJew posted:

how could anyone possibly tell whether you were succeeding or not

these secret police need accountability metrics after all

no no randroid gets the public police.

you are a terrible press secretary

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Gravel Gravy posted:

If made press secretary I vow to jam each announcement full of bad jokes

bad news! you're actually in charge of the nukes.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

paragon1 posted:

bad news! you're actually in charge of the nukes.

*Cues up "Christmas at Ground Zero"*

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

paragon1 posted:

no no randroid gets the public police.

you are a terrible press secretary

just means i fit right in with other press secretaries

also, a fate worse than even the guillotine

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

UberJew posted:

just means i fit right in with other press secretaries

The only good press secretary was Comical Ali/Baghdad Bob.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Jagchosis is, in a surprise move, made head of JAG

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