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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

doing a marco rubio impression with that lip licking.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:43

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Discendo Vox posted:

Does anyone have the actual schedule? This order of speakers seems completely scrambled.

http://www.c-span.org/convention/

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

this guy sounds like rfk jr, just a really bad speaking voice

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

falwell jr is not a great speaker, certainly no preacher

he sounds like he's trying to sell me the extended warranty on my tv at best buy

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

euphronius posted:

Blue collar billionaire ?????

what in the gently caress

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Afraid of Audio posted:

blue collar billionaire

the gently caress does that even mean

These are people who fall for prosperity doctrine ersatz "Christianity," it does not matter that it doesn't mean anything. He's a billionaire that is seen as being more into Foxworthy than Maher, so that's all that counts

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Fun fact: Lynchburg city is majority poor African-American and votes heavily democratic, but Liberty University students outvote the natives so they put Republican idiots in charge of the city who in turn support LU's never-ending expansion and constructio. LU also has massive phonebanking and canvassing operations in the surrounding counties and ensure the area is 100% GOP rear end in a top hat led.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:55

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

"If you stay home or vote for a third party that's a vote for Hillary Clinton".

How many speakers at a convention need to specify *to the delegates* that they should probably, y'know, vote for the nominee?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Despera posted:

The war on LBJ continues

LBJ was just a humble President with a big dick.

Well, he wasn't that humble....

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

That Works posted:

Liberty University makes more money than Notre Dame?

Also glad that profitability is the metric that you chose to promote your university instead of like... academics.

I liked reading the whole Liberty U rulebook like how they won't even let married couples share the same room.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/756274356116942852

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

slumdoge millionare: Feb 17, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

second amendment, like jesus would have wanted

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

oh boy

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

I like how namedropping the second amendment, in any given speech, by ANYbody, gets more cheers than anything else they say

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

HEHEEHEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEE

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

osama obama yo mamma

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

jesus christ a yo mama joke

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"Osama, Obama, and Yo Momma"

What in the christ

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

lol

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:56

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

osama, obama, and yo momma..... hmmmmm are they brothers?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

long walk for that poo poo joke

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

mannerup posted:

osama obama yo mamma

Yo mamma is all that's left

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

2016 GOP Convention: Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama

also, i'm pretty sure he's high as a fuckin kite

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This is going good Trump is doing well as a result of all this.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

frgildan: Apr 6, 2005; I went some place mum and everyday I woke up in that place and told myself I'm alive and I was.

Someone needs to give mumble mouth the hook.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Osama is gone eh? Who got 'im?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

What a charming jest to a girl about her mother...

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Who took out Osama motherfucker... who?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"If you stay home or vote for a third party that's a vote for Hillary Clinton".

How many speakers at a convention need to specify *to the delegates* that they should probably, y'know, vote for the nominee?

You realize they're speaking to the people watching at home, right?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I'm moving to New Zealand

gently caress this poo poo

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Please keep saying mama :allears:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol wth

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

drat you Chelsea!!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Oh my god he really just told the stupid old Osama Obama and yo mama joke.

Wow.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

FRC prez followed by Falwell! As an el gee bee tee I'm very reassured.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57

Water Resistant: Jul 10, 2003

Arsenic Lupin posted:

"If you stay home or vote for a third party that's a vote for Hillary Clinton".

How many speakers at a convention need to specify *to the delegates* that they should probably, y'know, vote for the nominee?

They don't televise the RNC for the delegates sake

# ? Jul 22, 2016 00:57