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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

ComradeCosmobot posted:

i guess the idea of millions of rich welfare recipients who never work and the government being terrified when the only taxpayer decides to quit his job is "funny" or something

have you considered having your family turned into glue?

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
it has been funny watching this family member justify their conservatism

  • "you'll understand when you get older"
  • (is older, still liberal) "you'll understand when you pay taxes"
  • (pays taxes, still liberal) "you'll understand when you get a real job"
  • (gets a real job, still liberal) "you'll understand when you have children"

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I think I'll make Binow Archbishop, then convert the country to Sufi Islam.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I hope I am the ambassador of anime

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
did i say funny

because i meant sad

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I hope I am the ambassador of anime

yes

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Additionally, I have decided that it is in the public interest that we become a narco state.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
look do i get to kill people or not

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
I say as a state we abolish the construct of sovereign states

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

paragon1 posted:

Additionally, I have decided that it is in the public interest that we become a narco state.

i'll be the predator drone that dispassionately blows up you and your dictatorial narco palace in a gross display of american imperialism

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
That is this cyborg's opinion

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I hope I am the ambassador of anime

:nitecrew:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Jagchosis posted:

look do i get to kill people or not

you are War Minister so yes

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Jag can you only buy tow missiles

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
No tanks no planes

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
*currently pming other administration members about deposing paragon, noticing his leadership is extremely fragile...*

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i'll be the predator drone that dispassionately blows up you and your dictatorial narco palace in a gross display of american imperialism

nah I just have to tell the americans that i'm suppressing the communists and we'll be fine.



Upon further review, the anime posting is simply too much for one human to handle, therefore I am splitting it up by genre.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

site posted:

*currently pming other administration members about deposing paragon, noticing his leadership is extremely fragile...*

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT TAKES TO WIELD THIS KIND OF POWER YOU FOOL

*does three lines of cocaine*

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

paragon1 posted:

nah I just have to tell the americans that i'm suppressing the communists and we'll be fine.



Upon further review, the anime posting is simply too much for one human to handle, therefore I am splitting it up by genre.

dibs on magical girl

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
The only important policy decision I care about is the Internet speed guaranteed to all citizens. Get me to 10 Mbps and you can have your Muslim narco state, praise Allah for the cocaine he has blessed us with.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
It looks like allowing my troops to paint homura on their tanks and helicopters has bought me a very valuable ally...

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


paragon1 posted:

i have been told we have the royal assent for this, Minister of War and Anime Trade Matoi.

Actually I was promoted to supreme chancellor.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

DrProsek posted:

The only important policy decision I care about is the universal Internet speed guaranteed to all citizens. Get me to 10 Mbps and you can have your Muslim narco state, praise Allah for the cocaine he has blessed us with.

That's up to you, Internet Minister.

Jagchosis posted:

dibs on magical girl

-magical girl - jagchosis
-jojos - lumberjack bonanza
-robots -GoJM
-everything else - whoever in this thread complains about anime the most

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

ComradeCosmobot posted:

it has been funny watching this family member justify their conservatism

  • "you'll understand when you get older"
  • (is older, still liberal) "you'll understand when you pay taxes"
  • (pays taxes, still liberal) "you'll understand when you get a real job"
  • (gets a real job, still liberal) "you'll understand when you have children"
I've been told this by my entire family

I feel they don't understand the origin of their own conservatism

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

paragon1 posted:

nah I just have to tell the americans that i'm suppressing the communists and we'll be fine.



Upon further review, the anime posting is simply too much for one human to handle, therefore I am splitting it up by genre.

fine, then i'll be the guy who runs the hot dog cart

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Actually I was promoted to supreme chancellor.

That's only in Star Wars!

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

site posted:

*currently pming other administration members about deposing paragon, noticing his leadership is extremely fragile...*

hello

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Jagchosis posted:

look do i get to kill people or not

The only thing you'll be killing is time. Time spent rehabilitating disenfranchised youth, that is.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

I'm sorry could you rephrase that in the form of an eleven hour deposition to the court

*leans into microphone breathing heavily* crush you

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

he's just going to shoot you once I'm gone you know!

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I got my cat this dumb little cardboard scratching ramp with a toy that dangles beneat it and she's flipping out

the little dumbass loves it :3:

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


paragon1 posted:

That's only in Star Wars!

:stare: how did you find out the name of my top secret missile defense system project?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Finance Minister and head of the National Bank goes to whoever wins in the best gold plated gun category at the annual ball.

also i've ordered parliament deported to belgium

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Matoi Ryuko posted:

:stare: how did you find out the name of my top secret missile defense system project?

kkk is very good at his job when he's sober

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

paragon1 posted:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT TAKES TO WIELD THIS KIND OF POWER YOU FOOL

*does three lines of cocaine*

hey what size black bag do you think you wear

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paragon1 posted:

he's just going to shoot you once I'm gone you know!

listen I can't guarantee people won't get shot. What i can say is that some people will get shot as I believe in a decisive leadership rather than this fragile wishy washy fence sitting from a weak leader who won't stand up and bellow at the top of their lungs demanding a member of the politburo be immediately struck down where he stands.

the choice is between weak leadership or an effective leadership

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
just, yknow, hypothetically

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
your anthem for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PaG2OFYH8

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
also because Joe Arpaio spoke tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrFOb_f7ubw

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site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

paragon1 posted:

he's just going to shoot you once I'm gone you know!

I'm sorry, we've discussed it and decided that we have to let you go.

paranoid randroid posted:

hey what size black bag do you think you wear

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