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That's it! I've had it, I'm moving to Kingston.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:27
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*from the window of the presidential getaway boat* ENJOY PURGING EACH OTHER YOU FUCKERS ALSO OUR MONEY IS WORTHLESS AND FRANCE JUST DECLARED WAR
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Jul 22, 2016 01:29
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paragon1 posted:That's it! I've had it, I'm moving to Kingston. oh look at that, i just put a travel ban in place. whatta co-inky-dink
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Jul 22, 2016 01:29
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paranoid randroid posted:oh look at that, i just put a travel ban in place. whatta co-inky-dink you can't stop a dictator from moving to Kingston randroid, it's not physically possilble
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Jul 22, 2016 01:31
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my filing system is nonexistent and I ran the whole government on hastily scrawled sticky notes so have fun with that
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Jul 22, 2016 01:32
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also i never got around to putting someone in charge of accounting so the whole cash flow situation is a big ol' interrobang
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Jul 22, 2016 01:33
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now is the time to hastily switch sides and prop up a weak leader so overly reliant on support they are malleable to your whims IMO. Also a convenient opportunity to purge possible opponents In conclusion death to the illegal coup
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Jul 22, 2016 01:33
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Sorry guys, just got back from talks with NK, and surprise surprise nothing got accomplished. I'm not really sure what you were thinking giv
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Jul 22, 2016 01:34
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paragon1 posted:also i never got around to putting someone in charge of accounting so the whole cash flow situation is a big ol' interrobang now we know why you just got coup'ed
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Jul 22, 2016 01:34
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Paragon had my legs replaced with stethoscopes
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Jul 22, 2016 01:35
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All because I wanted to make the a team
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Jul 22, 2016 01:35
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Sorry guys, just got back from talks with NK, and surprise surprise nothing got accomplished. I'm not really sure what you were thinking giv *while shoving Paragon into the back of an SUV with tinted windows* LITTLE BUSY HERE
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Jul 22, 2016 01:36
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the gang of three are attempting to hijack the revolution. take to the streets and stop their tanks with the mashed up remains of your corpses
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Jul 22, 2016 01:37
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I'm the propaganda minister, right?
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Jul 22, 2016 01:37
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the dad in steven universe would probably post in this thread
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Jul 22, 2016 01:39
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visceril posted:I'm the propaganda minister, right? Minister of Holograms
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When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and seven Trumpence were given to them. Another angel, who had a golden censer, came and stood at the altar. He was given much incense to offer, with the prayers of all God’s people, on the golden altar in front of the throne. The smoke of the incense, together with the prayers of God’s people, went up before God from the angel’s hand. Then the angel took the censer, filled it with fire from the altar, and hurled it on the earth; and there came peals of thunder, rumblings, flashes of lightning and an earthquake. Then the seven angels who had the seven Trumpence prepared to sound them. The first angel sounded his Trumpence, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up. The second angel sounded his Trumpence, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, 9 a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed. The third angel sounded his Trumpence, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— 11 the name of the star is Wormwood.[a] A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter. The fourth angel sounded his Trumpence, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night. As I watched, I heard an eagle that was flying in midair call out in a loud voice: “Woe! Woe! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth, because of the Trumpence blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels!”
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Jul 22, 2016 01:40
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I have awoken from nap to discover I am the Internet Minister. To that end, I am announcing my plan to create official positions as federal shitposters, expansion of IPoAC to bring Internet to poor rural areas, and banning Milo from the rest of the Internet.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:40
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paragon1 posted:my filing system is nonexistent and I ran the whole government on hastily scrawled sticky notes Do not steal my job security tricks
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Jul 22, 2016 01:42
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Gravel Gravy posted:Minister of Holograms Hey, what time is it, V? *boots up magic wall* *slides holographic model of the universe across the wall* *pulls up several spreadsheets and calculators to determine the trajectory of the stars and planets* It's about noon, boss
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Jul 22, 2016 01:43
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slavatuvs posted:All because I wanted to make the a team THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE A TEAM BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NO MPS TO ARRIVE AT THE LAST MINUTE GOD!
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Jul 22, 2016 01:43
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kustomkarkommando posted:the gang of three are attempting to hijack the revolution. take to the streets and stop their tanks with the mashed up remains of your corpses I hearby authorize car bombs.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:44
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Sorry guys, just got back from talks with NK, and surprise surprise nothing got accomplished. I'm not really sure what you were thinking giv please bring me Site's skull as an example to the others, SFT
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Jul 22, 2016 01:45
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paragon1 posted:I hearby authorize car bombs. Minister of Parties?
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Jul 22, 2016 01:45
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paragon1 posted:also i never got around to putting someone in charge of accounting so the whole cash flow situation is a big ol' interrobang *Gets off the phone* Oh, I was just... discussing peace... with... Luxembourg... yeah....
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Jul 22, 2016 01:46
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:wait you didn't impose full communism now? Full Communism Now is a mission statement, not an immediate goal. There was inevitably going to be a transitional period. you have to keep track of resources used by departments somehow!
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Jul 22, 2016 01:48
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ThirdPartyView posted:*Gets off the phone* Oh, I was just... discussing peace... with... Luxembourg... yeah.... If i find this month's executive phone bill with two pages of 900 numbers again I'm gonna be pissed
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Jul 22, 2016 01:49
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well at least no matter what happens my legacy will live on in my terribly written books.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:49
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paragon1 posted:Full Communism Now is a mission statement, not an immediate goal. There was inevitably going to be a transitional period. hmm I think you were just scamming us!!!
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meanwhile, things continue apace at the hot dog stand
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Jagchosis posted:*rolls up the homura tanks on the presidential palace* paranoid randroid posted:*while shoving Paragon into the back of an SUV with tinted windows* LITTLE BUSY HERE And to think this could all have been avoided if you just made me minister of space Para gone
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Jul 22, 2016 01:51
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*sniffs* this ish pure ideology!
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Jul 22, 2016 01:52
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i got asylum in pennsylvania
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Jul 22, 2016 01:52
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Okay, that's not true. I would've done this anyway.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:53
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Jagchosis posted:i got asylum in pennsylvania 
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Jul 22, 2016 01:53
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Jagchosis posted:i got asylum in pennsylvania Euphronius will gut you.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:54
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I bet it's in Pennsyltucky
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Jul 22, 2016 01:55
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Jagchosis posted:i got asylum in pennsylvania *hastily dials ergodan*
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Good news site! I've convinced the UN that I was undemocratically deposed by gangsters and religious radicals! Your assets have been seized and bombing will begin in five minutes.
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