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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

i am the bird posted:

irrationally angry that this rich rear end in a top hat can't even get a suit coat that fits him

He looks like he shrivelled up since he had it made.

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Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

looks like robert forrster went through harsh chemo

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

I can't believe this is a prime time spot, holy poo poo

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

In typical blue collar billionaire style we hop in the helicopter and head to the Tyson fight.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

turtlecrunch: May 14, 2013; Hesitation is defeat.

my critically-ill son

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Roman Reigns posted:

I'm dying

This is killing me

Help

BOOM HEADSHOT.

It's a solution. Trump would love it.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

HERVE VILLACHAIZE

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

so loving future posted:

lol funny but totally not true

liberals are just as insane about identity politics -- in fact the identity politics side of the gop is waning, or rather the party is realizing it cant survive on bigotry because suddenly that doesn't carry water. meanwhile it's waxing on the left

this loving suntanned turtle guy just said 'spouse, or partner'

would you say ~the truth is in the middle~

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:39

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

...what happened to the girls in the 80s?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

CherryCola: Apr 15, 2002; 'ahtaj alshifa

Didn't he start this thing by saying how he should say that much? I'm guessing he decided to forego that advice.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

STAC Goat posted:

This guy's delivering a wedding toast, basically.

Spot on.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

i can't tell if he's still telling a story or not

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

This guy has told more personal stories about Donald Trump than four members of Donald Trump's family have this week.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Pellisworth: Jun 20, 2005

reactionary storytime with your bald uncle

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Wow, the best story is about Trump almost being late to a fight

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Literally a digression on how long the Tyson fight in the background was

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Beef-Stew: Feb 1, 2005; mmmmmmm... Beefy

This is literally the opposite of the folksy stories most speakers tell. This billionaire buddy tale will surely win over the american people.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

fidgety because cocaine

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Equeen: Oct 29, 2011; Pole dance~

This is so loving boring.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Twitch posted:

And Donald Trump said, "I hate you."

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Shadowhand00: Jan 23, 2006; Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.; Toilet Rascal

What's he going on about?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Colonel Corazon posted:

...what happened to the girls in the 80s?

all killed, probably by the house band

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

This guys just gonna talk until everyone leaves and trump will never accept the nomination and we'll all just forget this ever happened

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

zen death robot posted:

what the gently caress even is this bullshit guy

magic baby

magic

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

this is the worst loving anecdote i've ever heard

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

that one guy at the dinner party with a million boring anecdotes, while everyone smiles snd shuffles awkwardly.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

remember to report for "non-gaming content"

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/756302425015717888

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

This is the the best man speech where the guy is over confidently thinks he can wing it and after not getting the first laugh he was expecting just rambles for 10 minutes too long. Brilliant

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:40

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

What the heck is this story lmao

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Plan Z: May 6, 2012

This is like Spalding Grey on anesthetic.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Off stage Rince Pribus is desperately trying to wave at this guy to wrap this poo poo up

But he just doesn't notice him

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

So I says to Mabel

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Not to link Gawker, but Peter Thiel makes most of these conservative scumbags look like ordinary people. He's crazy as heck and terrible in a very different way. http://gawker.com/5231390/facebook-backer-wishes-women-couldnt-vote

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

old hawaiian dude has already nodded off

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Did he offer to help pay for the medical expenses?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

This dude is straight out of a loving boardroom its so weird. :psyduck:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

STAC Goat posted:

This guy's delivering a wedding toast, basically. Which is somehow the most charming thing in four days. In an "open bar, drank too much" kind of way.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Atrocious Joe posted:

He also has DNA from the LEvant?!? is that legal?

that must be why we're discussing the levant ban

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:41

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Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

AAAAAAAGHHHH

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