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Alamoduh
Sep 12, 2011
Ivanka's bangs blowing back like she's in an 80s music video.

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Hexyflexy posted:

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Ivanka and Anne Coulter at the same time.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/markmcc/status/756308873435373568

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

FACT CHECK: Ivanka mentions playing with "Legos." The correct plural form is "Lego brand building bricks."

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/756288288260972544

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

and this is the most elucidate speaker, here she is

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Joementum posted:

Impressive that they finally found a member of the Trump family who can recall spending time with Donald Trump.

"no no, maria, i'll give ivanka a bath and tuck her into bed"

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





if donald trump helps all these people out how come he was unable to get ANY of them at all to speak this week?

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary BF posted:

So what are you guys drinking?

Brandy

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

That Works posted:

This is boring as gently caress though.

the liberal teeth-gnashing on my twitter feed tells me that she's absolutely killing it

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/756309117057236992

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
This is an incredibly generic speech for a favored child trying to gush about their father.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Trump would demand to meet with people who he read about in the newspaper!

Should that be the takeaway?

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
liberal peeps stop kidding yourselves its a pretty good speech and she is attractive. it was smart putting her on before donald

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I'm noticing a lack of the words "Donald J Trump." Perhaps a Cruz-inspired non-endorsement?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

credit where its due she does have excellent public speaking skills

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

FACT CHECK: Ivanka mentions playing with "Legos." The correct plural form is "Lego brand building bricks."

lol

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Samuel Clemens posted:

Maybe Ivanka should have been Donald's nominee. She's the only one at this convention who can actually hold a speech without embarassing herself.

It's like when one twin absorbs the other in the womb. Except Ivanka absorbed all the good genes and nutrients, and all the other children are misbegotten abominations made from whatever is leftover.

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Man there are so many tangible anecdotes and specifics about him in these speeches.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

gregday posted:

That ridiculous, ostentatious podium has a fan built into it

Rick Scott pouts from the gallery when he hears of this.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/cjane87/status/756309008135426049

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I hope trump goes off script

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

when run properly

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
so distracting, like a goddamn whitesnake vid

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


dat boi gary johnson is happy

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
I just got back from watching a movie.

Has the fuhrer spoken yet?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

User posted:

Wow look at all the misogyny in this thread.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

incompetence is impossible to hide

no poo poo, this week has been proof of that

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Every conviction he sold." Freudian slurp!

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

User posted:

Wow look at all the misogyny in this thread.

hmm perhaps it's more that Trump couldn't get any half-decent female speakers at his convention???

other than Ivanka

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

This chick is a really bad speaker, probably bad person

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

credit where its due she does have excellent public speaking skills

she was always the favorite

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Is the Rock a viable third party candidate?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

gregday posted:

That ridiculous, ostentatious podium has a fan built into it

they bought Charlie crist's podium???

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Ethnicicies

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012


the GOP's saving him for 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

You aren't winning over women

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Princeps32 posted:

liberal peeps stop kidding yourselves its a pretty good speech and she is attractive. it was smart putting her on before donald

this is basically the only pretty good speech in favor of trump, and not against hillary, which is :lol:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
This is not giving me a boner.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

hhhat posted:

I just got back from watching a movie.

Has the fuhrer spoken yet?

Next. :getin:

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