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Flesh Forge posted:wanna touch that hard little half inch boner PM me :bigtran:
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how the gently caress do you flick off your own fingernails its not like they aren't attached are comic books writers retarded or something oh right nevermind
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Jul 22, 2016 08:41
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Dogmeat posted:I don't think he's limited to bows in the comics. I recall one where he was like kidnapped but then he gets a hand free and kills all the bad guys by literally flicking his fingernails at the bad guys and they all die. That is from Ultimates, the Avengers reboot/alternate universe comic, and it is very very bad in general. Hulk is a cannibal rape-to-death monster that is basically Banner's personal stress outlet and not so much alter ego, e.g. e: Courtesy of Mark Millar, who brought you other fine master pieces of poo poo like Wanted and Kick-rear end/Kick-rear end 2 Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Jul 22, 2016 09:39
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Tiberius Christ posted:how the gently caress do you flick off your own fingernails its not like they aren't attached he did it over several hours while they were torturing him it's not exactly clear. Millar has laid some turds in his time but i thought ultimates 1 and 2 were fun.
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Jul 22, 2016 09:59
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ultimates 1 was good and made comics move closer to the Hollywood formula in general also you cant flick nails hard enough to kill people no matter how accurate u are but its a comic sooooo
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Jul 22, 2016 10:11
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- Hank Pym has his mind-controlled ants sting his wife nearly to death because, well, domestic violence I guess - Captain America's infamous "DO YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE" - Nurses tease Banner so Banner intentionally turns himself into the Hulk, murders them and eats them (and it's not very subtly hinted he raped a bunch of them too) so much of it was so goddamn terrible
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Jul 22, 2016 10:41
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Captain America: Attention, Hulk! This is Captain America speaking again! You see these spacecraft in the sky? The big triangular machines? Well, I was talking to the pilots earlier and you know what they told me? You what they were saying about you, Hulk? These guys called you a sissy-boy, buddy--You really gonna let them get away with that? Hulk: No! Hulk not sissy-boy...HULK STRAIGHT!!
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Jul 22, 2016 10:44
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Flesh Forge posted:- Hank Pym has his mind-controlled ants sting his wife nearly to death because, well, domestic violence I guess I got far enough for the first two but number three holy poo poo. I thought the part where the Ultimates were clowning on Bruce for having a tummy ache after he wrecked up a bunch of aliens and ate them was pretty funny but honestly I should've figured where it would lead.
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Jul 22, 2016 10:48
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Hulk kills and eats the leader of the bad guy alien invaders, who is a super tough bad guy who regenerates a lot, so ... SHIELD has to literally collect his poo and contain it in jars to keep the bad guy from reforming. This is actually shown, Nick Fury explains they have to collect Hulk's poo of the bad guy and put it in jars and you are shown guys in hazmat suits carrying around the jars of Hulk's poo.
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Jul 22, 2016 10:49
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Dogmeat posted:I should've figured where it would lead. wait, I DID figure where it would lead which is why I stopped reading it. Good job, past me! Flesh Forge posted:Hulk kills and eats the leader of the bad guy alien invaders, who is a super tough bad guy who regenerates a lot, so ... SHIELD has to literally collect his poo and contain it in jars to keep the bad guy from reforming. This is actually shown, Nick Fury explains they have to collect Hulk's poo of the bad guy and put it in jars and you are shown guys in hazmat suits carrying around the jars of Hulk's poo. See this is funny and good comic book schlock, why does it always gotta turn into the writer just exposing their lovely personalities/revenge rape fantasies?
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Jul 22, 2016 11:52
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Flesh Forge posted:- Hank Pym has his mind-controlled ants sting his wife nearly to death because, well, domestic violence I guess Hank was supposed to be a oval office, thats why we get the scene where captain america beats the poo poo out of hin
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Jul 22, 2016 12:00
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gradenko_2000 posted:I know you already put in a warning but that still went in an entirely unexpected direction The way he nervously said "vajayjay" while spreading an anatomically correct doll's legs was loving chilling.
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Jul 22, 2016 12:03
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The way he nervously said "vajayjay" while spreading an anatomically correct doll's legs was loving chilling. That's a loving ace av/post combo there HODOR 
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Jul 22, 2016 12:24
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Flesh Forge posted:- Hank Pym has his mind-controlled ants sting his wife nearly to death because, well, domestic violence I guess If only Zach Snyder was directing the Marvel films. We could have had all these scenes rendered beautifully on film. I quite liked Half in the Bag's riff on Snyder's Ant-Man: "Ant-Man, do you bleed tiny blood?" "Ant-Man would definitely use his ants to murder people." "We've always imagined God as big.... But your God is small."
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Jul 22, 2016 12:35
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The way he nervously said "vajayjay" while spreading an anatomically correct doll's legs was loving chilling. It was funny and disturbing watching this guy turn what I'm sure is hundreds of bux worth of toys into garbage in his pursuit of making a zika baby black widow with nipples. But it stopped being funny toward the end when he says "This one probably won't go in my display case, because of my kids".
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Jul 22, 2016 12:59
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Frankenstyle posted:"because of my kids" 
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Jul 22, 2016 13:41
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Ant Man being a wife beater makes perfect sense in a poetic heroic sense. He is both literally and figuratively a tiny man, which is his strength and his weakness. I've never read any of his comics, but does he display other signs of petty power and control over those weaker than him in his private life?
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Jul 22, 2016 14:33
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Flesh Forge posted:
I remember the actual Captain America comic did a story shortly after this about Cap fighting alongside the French Resistance.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:38
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An interviewer once asked Grant Morrison if he was ever likely to run into Mark Millar seeing as they both live in Glasgow. Grant said if he does he hopes he'll be going at 400mph at the time.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:51
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Boy am I glad that needing to collect fecal matter from the Hulk after he raped and ate a bunch of people was not at all a thing in Hulk Ultimate Destruction.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:53
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so hulk rapes people and then he eats them so he ends up eating his own super jizz, nice when's the Zach Snyder adaptation coming out
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Jul 22, 2016 17:19
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P-Mack posted:I remember the actual Captain America comic did a story shortly after this about Cap fighting alongside the French Resistance. Yeah, Ed Brubaker, who was writing for the mainstream (Earth-616  ) Captain America, I believe added that in there as a response to that.France's history during WW2 is super-complicated, because the government didn't so much surrender as had a minor coup and then joined the Axis. Pre-war France had a lot of internal conflict that surfaced during the German invasion and in the vote, with monarchists, fascists, rexists and other rightists using the upcoming occupation as a chance to right the decadence of the Third Republic and wipe out the anarchists, socialists, communists, and other liberals from French society. Among the French colonies, especially among future breakaway colonies like Algeria and Indochina, it was pretty much a civil war. Just because some of the French capitulated their country and collaborated with the Germans for believing the same ideology as the Nazis while others resisted is kind of unfair to continue the whole "France surrenders" meme and that's what Brubaker was trying to point out. I mean, we don't talk about how the Italians are "pasta-eating surrender monkeys" who basically did the same thing when Allied forces landed in Anzio, King Emmanuel overthrew Mussolini and Italy joined the Allies.
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Jul 22, 2016 17:51
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contrived and casual use of rape, mary sue characters, and nonsense plot threads... zach snyder and mark millar are a match made in edgelord heaven
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Jul 22, 2016 20:16
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Young Freud posted:Yeah, Ed Brubaker, who was writing for the mainstream (Earth-616 Yeah. France is a dead hard country a badass motherfuckers. They took WW 1 on the chin like champs (the worst war in mankind's history, on the worst front, and likely some of the worst experiences people have been through except a few Eastern front battles in WW 2) and got betrayed by their own in WW 2, but that didn't stop them from murdering dudes in the streets. Vive la baguette!
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Jul 22, 2016 23:13
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SciFiDownBeat posted:contrived and casual use of rape, mary sue characters, and nonsense plot threads... zach snyder and mark millar are a match made in edgelord heaven It's so loving bizzare because it's more or less exactly the opposite of why people loved comic book heroes in the first place. I don't know what the gently caress to say about it, other than I assume the editors/producers must be at least as broken as the writers because at some point someone else has to say "yeah that's good lets go with that." Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah. France is a dead hard country a badass motherfuckers. They took WW 1 on the chin like champs (the worst war in mankind's history, on the worst front, and likely some of the worst experiences people have been through except a few Eastern front battles in WW 2) and got betrayed by their own in WW 2, but that didn't stop them from murdering dudes in the streets. Vive la baguette! It's really weird because an 18th or 19th century man on the street would probably consider the French to be completely maniacal war mongers. Dudes just went from one campaign to the next and they'd keep that poo poo up for decades. Dogmeat fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Jul 23, 2016 00:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglkYMGRYlE maybe he got it right this time ? that trailer looks a ton better than BvS lost my retainer fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 24, 2016 |
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Jul 24, 2016 01:45
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Barry Allen's favorite chairs are the key to all of this.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:51
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I do like it that right off the bat they establish that Flash makes everybody else in the team redundant e: oh I guess if you have to move a sofa you'd still need Clark
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Jul 24, 2016 01:53
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Drunken Baker posted:An interviewer once asked Grant Morrison if he was ever likely to run into Mark Millar seeing as they both live in Glasgow. Grant said if he does he hopes he'll be going at 400mph at the time. lmfao
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Jul 24, 2016 01:59
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JaredBS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglkYMGRYlE The BvS trailer looked good too lmao
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Jul 24, 2016 02:03
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Batman and Barry are watching Grandpa Rick and Summer beating up the Devil in that clip on one of the TVs? So even if the movie sucks, we'll get to watch a bit or Rick and Morty for a few minutes in the film.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:07
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Nirvikalpa posted:The BvS trailer looked good too lmao i disagree
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Jul 24, 2016 02:19
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I already like the movie The Flash way more than the TV version, so my interest is piqued to "I'll watch it at a friend's house if he's pirating it and there's not a new Nic Cage movie on Netflix at the moment".
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Jul 24, 2016 02:48
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Neurosis posted:jeremy irons is cool. he seems like he has fun in his roles. Him chewing the poo poo out of the scenery was the best bit about margin call which was already a sick film and probably the best finance type film unless you count American psycho as much as I like the Nolan batman films Michael Caine Alfred is a shuddering English man repeatedly crying, "I don't want to buwwy anovah Wayne!" for 3 films. Jeremy Irons is really close to cartoon Alfred in how good he is at mocking batman for being batman while still helping him out.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:55
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Nirvikalpa posted:The BvS trailer looked good too lmao lol no it didnt
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Jul 24, 2016 04:21
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Justice League looks...fun? As if at least some lessons were actually learned?
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Jul 25, 2016 07:30
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JaredBS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglkYMGRYlE No they didn't. They're just dumping a bucket of tepid try hard humor on the one charter that should actually be the straight man. It's just "Lets mimic Marvel, with out much of an idea of how humor works". It just seems better because of how bad the other recent DC movies have been.
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Jul 25, 2016 07:59
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I think the whole concept of assembling a rag tag team of colorful specials is as tired as loving zombies. And like zombies is only rehashed so many goddamn times because it is nerd catnip. its like cheating at character development
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Jul 25, 2016 08:03
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What about assembling a rag tag team of colorful zombies .... ?
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Flesh Forge posted:What about assembling a rag tag team of colorful zombies .... ? Sorry, the best I've got is a rag tag team of colorful 90s boyband members assembled to fight zombies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YJVN0uGIk
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