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Dante80 posted:
I guess the question is why they would need to do that in the first place
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thatguy posted:You can't break someone who puts no effort into their trolls. 
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Jul 22, 2016 15:31
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Tippis posted:Why is it you can't talk about the game? this is what i don't understand. what is it you're asking about?
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Jul 22, 2016 15:32
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess the question is why they would need to do that in the first place That comment was wrong in more ways than one man. Read on in the RSI thread to understand..XD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtONwI7AlbY @ 1:24 I had never seen this interview before, check out this part: CrashAcademy: We're actually from Berlin, by the way. Sandi: Oh! I love Berlin, that's an awesome city. CA: Yeah it is. Sandi: I really would like to get CitzenCon there one year, but, um, very difficult to get bandwidth. CA: Uh-huh Sandi: You know? We need so much IT stuff and power in the computers, so... maybe CitizenCon Frankfurt? Next year? CA: Yeah, maybe... :-/ This is an obsessed Doom gamer? Sounds more like my grandma when she asks me to fix her 386 to send emails again. Bonus: Claims she is fluent in German (as a child) but forgot it all and then struggles thru basic German phrases at the end and looks embarrassed a lot. 
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Jul 22, 2016 15:34
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AP posted:Can too.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:34
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Lazrin posted:this is what i don't understand. what is it you're asking about? How is it any kind of trouble that people are making fun of a company that is consistently behaving in the most clown-like fashion the world has ever seen? Why does it bother you so much that we laugh at a game you know nothing about? Why is it you can't talk about the game? Why is it that for all your uninformed, straw-man, and projecting JAQ:ing, you are incapable of answering even the simplest question yourself?
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Jul 22, 2016 15:34
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radd posted:I wonder if Chris Roberts will look at No Man's Sky, CoD:IW, Mass Effect:Andromeda, and say "Mission Accomplished, we set out to revive space games on the PC, now look at all these space games available on the PC. We have succeeded in our primary goal, stop all further development." Lets take this down the conspiracy road Publishers paid Crobberts to start this whole mess
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Jul 22, 2016 15:35
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Dante80 posted:
Yeah, you're right. Because Infinity Ward (or whoever is doing this one) probably realizes how loving boring that actually is. Which is why you'll probably only get out of your ship to HAVE A RUNNING GUNFIGHT ACROSS THE HULL OF AN ENEMY SHIP. Still though, gently caress them, right?
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Jul 22, 2016 15:36
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Lazrin posted:this is what i don't understand. what is it you're asking about? Guys, we figured it out! Shithouse doesn't know this thread is about a game. He thinks Derek Smart is the Star Citizen.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:38
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Lazrin posted:this is what i don't understand. what is it you're asking about? Hey Lazrin! Remember that time you said it was funny that the Escapist didn't report on Streetroller's refund, trying to imply they were somehow afraid of upsetting CIG? Then after someone linked you their article, you said that user blogs don't count? Remember the time you said that you wanted to have a civil conversation after calling everyone else cunts? Because I sure do!
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Jul 22, 2016 15:39
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Don't forget that Chris Roberts himself said they don't even have people to work on the network code because hiring network engineers is hard. Cultists kinda gloss over that one just like "We are releasing a minimum viable product without most of the features you are expecting" because the dream has outgrown the great man himself. Hiring network engineers will be hard for Cris Roberts because anyone the experience is going to stay away from this headache. Instead they are going to have to rely on getting fresh out of school bushy tailed people who want a "challenge". Except the challenge is too hard. The only only only thing that can be done is start over. I've seen people struggle with a corrupt file for days, when they were told point blank that typing it out again would be faster. And the end result is that they type it out again. But now it's days late, instead of minutes. Extrapolate to this mess and it's years and months instead of days and minutes. 
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Jul 22, 2016 15:40
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Beet Wagon posted:Yeah, you're right. Because Infinity Ward (or whoever is doing this one) probably realizes how loving boring that actually is. Which is why you'll probably only get out of your ship to HAVE A RUNNING GUNFIGHT ACROSS THE HULL OF AN ENEMY SHIP. Star citizen ejects you out of your ship all the time for no reason, while CoD will only let you exit the ship when it makes sense.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:42
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess the question is why they would need to do that in the first place So you can get out of you ship and float in space and try to forget about your real life.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:43
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SirPhoebos posted:Hey Lazrin!  let's start new you call this a comedy forum but it's clear that many of the posts are much deeper-seeded than that. there are efforts and cares all over the place here. why is your leader on a crusade for something that doesn't effect him? why do you join him? i'm guessing we all love the promise of what star citizen could be... if it fails and crashes or comes out and takes over the world, who cares what others are doing with their money and time online?
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Jul 22, 2016 15:44
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go back to reddit fuckface
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Jul 22, 2016 15:44
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Lazrin posted:Hi Goons! Hi Derek!
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Jul 22, 2016 15:45
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The COD guys are flat out using CIG's playbook too. Listen to their talking points and the emphasis on never before seen gameplay, innovation, and a compelling narrative. Backers may bitch that SQ42 did it first, but to the millions who buy COD won't know and definitely won't care. Roberts snubbed the big publishers, told them exactly how he would beat them, and then sat around playing director while they beat him at his own game. It does almost make me wonder if someone over at IW has been eyeing SC and poking jabs at them along all of the reveals, but I know that's too paranoid. What CoD: IW is doing is working, though, and I think CIG is going to be in for one hell of a surprise when the game is not the best drat space simulator ever since it was a little girl and potential new SC players write of the game as "been there, done that, but way better." PSA: please stop quoting Lazrin, it's messing up my ignore setting
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Jul 22, 2016 15:46
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Lazrin posted:this thread's existence says it does. This thread's existence is because CIG's development is funny and highly entertaining. orcinus posted:Not sure what's so laughable about the 2 GB limit. Even though 32bit can directly access 4GB, limiting the files to 2GB with +- access makes sense from a programming standpoint. If you look at programming guidelines from major players, such as Google's own internal programming rule book, they state to not ever use unsigned numbers, due to potential issues with overflows and similar errors, and complications with checking for those errors because of being unsigned. This is evident with when Gangnam Style broke 2 billion hits, Google changed over to a 64 bit record of views, rather than going to unsigned.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:46
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Lazrin posted:
Ok, let it parp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7H62vosrck
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/756279215671025664 Reading the comments on that made me realize that the gun the guy is working on isn't actually a gun but a cockpit of a ship? It such a blob of bloop I cannot tell what it is.
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Lazrin posted:let's start new Ok. Tell us what you think about Star Citizen? quote:you call this a comedy forum but it's clear that many of the posts are much deeper-seeded than that. Well, there are your posts, which tell us of some deep-seated obsession over Derek smart, for no apparent reason, and then there's…? quote:why is your leader on a crusade for something that doesn't effect him? why do you join him? quote:i'm guessing we all love the promise of what star citizen could be. Lolno. At this point, most seem to love the full-range, genre-busting comedy that Star Citizen is. There is no “could be” about it. quote:if it fails and crashes or comes out and takes over the world, who cares what others are doing with their money and time online? Good question. Why do you care so much? Because let's face it, you're really the only one expressing anything remotely like this.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:57
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Thirty year old hands my rear end. Also this clip is hilarious. They keep switching her from orange to black outfits. Which begs to differ why the hell was this stupid scene have to be re-shot for her on two different days.
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Jul 22, 2016 15:59
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Everybody thinks this is a thread for jokes about Star Citizen, but that's only because we're hiding the real truth. Really this is a place for  That's why calling us Salty Asshats hurts us so bad - it hits too close to home.
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Lazrin posted:this thread's existence says it does. But it bothers you and that's good enough for me 
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Jul 22, 2016 16:02
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thatguy posted:Space Court. We could have a long conversation about trolling but it would likely be pretty boring. Basically it all depends on his motivations, if he's just trolling and doesn't care about Star Citizen then he's chosen an obscure sub forum and chosen a primary focus, Derek, that annoys the hell out of shitizens. It's possible he's just trolling and that's what I first thought, if so he'll get bored when people stop replying to him, which will never happen given his chosen gimmick. If he is a Citizen as I suspect, then he'll break at the latest when CIG goes bust, or more unpredictably on some random day when they do something even he thinks is really dumb, so that could be any day now. Fortunately I find him more funny than annoying so I don't mind.
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/TheWeaponer/status/756296578428706816 Doesn't MOMA have three of those?...
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I for one cry myself to sleep every night knowing that star citizen will be the BDSSE and I and supreme warlord Derek Smart have no chance of destroying Roberts' dreams of
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Why do you care so much? I don't think I speak for other goons. But I don't really care. I mean, I do care, obviously, it's work to keep up with the thread, but it's not a life or death situation. I care about SC and its hilarious ongoing debacle the same way you might 'care' about a prime time television show, a soap opera, or a series of trashy novels. I read this thread the way most people read the morning paper. Sometimes I chortle, other times I marvel at the poo poo CIG does and sometimes I even shake my fist at other goons when people cross a line. I have zero skin in the game. None. I have spent zero dollars on SC. The same way most people have nothing directly in common with the stories they read on reddit or in their morning paper, aside from existing in the same world or country in which the story takes place. Popping into the thread and asking, 'lol why do you care' is dumb because yeah, people 'care', but not in the way that you mean. I'd say a lot of people are just fascinated by how tall the trash fire can get.
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XK posted:This thread's existence is because CIG's development is funny and highly entertaining. Ah, makes sense. Thanks. In my defense, it's 7am, i'm in the wrong timezone, and haven't inhaled any coffee yet.
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Jul 22, 2016 16:09
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Lazrin posted:
All your material is old. You're so boring, you're not worth engaging.
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AP posted:We could have a long conversation about trolling but it would likely be pretty boring. oh, i'm a citizen alright. i want to play star citizen, but couldn't care less if it ever comes out or if it falls short. i'd give money again, too. not everyone works at mcdonald's you know. at least someone is trying to push the genre forward. why do you think we have so many space games now? Streetroller posted:All your material is old. hey guys look who it is. you're the goon 2nd-in-command, i understand... based on your victory and all? Lazrin fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:It does almost make me wonder if someone over at IW has been eyeing SC and poking jabs at them along all of the reveals, but I know that's too paranoid. I am sincerely hoping that there is at least jab at CIG somewhere in the game.
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Jul 22, 2016 16:18
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Lazrin hits the thread with "disposable income" for massive damage.
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Lazrin posted:oh, i'm a citizen alright. i want to play star citizen, but couldn't care less if it ever comes out or if it falls short. i'd give money again, too. not everyone works at mcdonald's you know. because competent developers released some also lol wageslave
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ZenMaster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtONwI7AlbY Berlin is a hub to the internet backbone of Germany 
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I am sincerely hoping that there is at least jab at CIG somewhere in the game. The entire game is a jab at CIG. Even the latest video is basically a better version of the Morrow Tour. I still think after watching the CoD reveal CR pulled out what's left of his hair, and ordered the LA staff to stop what they are doing and make a sizzle reel to show up at citizencon, he received said reel, still looked bad compared to CoD:IW, and ordered them to re-do it. And around and around it goes until they run out of time.
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Lazrin posted:oh, i'm a citizen alright. i want to play star citizen, but couldn't care less if it ever comes out or if it falls short. i'd give money again, too. not everyone works at mcdonald's you know. quote:at least someone is trying to push the genre forward. quote:why do you think we have so many space games now? quote:hey guys look who it is. you're the good 2nd-in-command, i understand... based on your victory and all?
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