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you aren't supposed to be sad, you are supposed to LYBO
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Jul 21, 2016 22:38
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Jul 21, 2016 23:05
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This one is hard to describe, its not even trashy or rednecky, its just. Its like, a 45 year old fat british alcoholic man with no sexuality who jokes about smelly farts would make this joke maybe? I dont even know. Impressive, Tricky D. Anybody remember limbo of the lost? I get a distinct sense of that type of jokes coming from those fuckers who made that game. But then explain the 'truck part'?? Man I dont even know. The picture really clashes with old truckers too. This joke is bending my mind. Curdy Lemonstan fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Jul 21, 2016 23:10
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LMBO of the Lost.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:36
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x-postin'china bot posted:Earth Wind & Fire are mad that Donald Trump played one of their songs without permission, cue Facebook:
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Jul 21, 2016 23:45
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china bot posted:general political nonsense
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Jul 21, 2016 23:47
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notZaar posted:The skeleton Facebook guy is a one trick pony.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:49
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:This one is hard to describe, its not even trashy or rednecky, its just. Its like, a 45 year old fat british alcoholic man with no sexuality who jokes about smelly farts would make this joke maybe? I dont even know. No, that's perfectly rednecky. I have a bunch of former students on my Facebook into the whole "redneck" lifestyle whether they are real rednecks or they park their new F-350 next to mom's Infiniti and dad's BMW in their gated community and this is pretty much on par with everything they post about trucks 24/7.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:51
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I don't think that's a woman.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:52
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Khorne posted:I don't think that's a woman. 
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Jul 21, 2016 23:53
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Khorne posted:I don't think that's a woman. hahahhaha fuckk
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:No, that's perfectly rednecky. I have a bunch of former students on my Facebook into the whole "redneck" lifestyle whether they are real rednecks or they park their new F-350 next to mom's Infiniti and dad's BMW in their gated community and this is pretty much on par with everything they post about trucks 24/7. Hm okay might be true. Im pretty sheltered all things considered so I guess The whole leather corset + trucker combo is a thing.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:55
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Khorne posted:I don't think that's a woman. I don't either, but I was just going to let it be.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:10
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Zahgaegun posted:Right there with ya, I've got some with eight kids and no fathers as well: Just fill a loving trough with cheesy potatoes at this point. Holy poo poo.
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Jul 22, 2016 00:16
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Khorne posted:I don't think that's a woman. idgi 
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Jul 22, 2016 00:19
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loving communists not wanting their music to be given to the masses for free 
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Jul 22, 2016 00:28
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My respect for Earth, Wind, AND Fire has gone down significantly. Sig-ni-fi-cant-ly.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:54
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Jul 22, 2016 04:06
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I doubt it's the puppies
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:
Hush puppies that is. And your LDL count is going up so I guess you are winning
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Jul 22, 2016 15:41
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Marriage is between one man and one minion!
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Jul 22, 2016 17:45
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Minions dont even have holes for loving wtf man And no im not going to deviantart to see what minion sex would look like
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vyst posted:Minions dont even have holes for loving wtf man I think the minions creator said all minions all boys
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vyst posted:Minions dont even have holes for loving wtf man They mention it in the 3rd movie; Minions reproduce using spores, the spores of the minion attach to an ant, eventually breaking through the exoskeleton using mechanical pressure and enzymes. Yeast stages of the minion spread in the ant's body and presumably produce compounds that affect the ant's hemocoel, utilizing the evolutionary trait of an extended phenotype to manipulate the behavioral patterns exhibited by the ant. An infected ant exhibits irregularly timed full body convulsions that dislodge it to the forest floor. The ant climbs up the stem of a plant and uses its mandibles with abnormal force to secure itself to a leaf vein, leaving dumbbell-shaped marks on it. A search of plant-fossil databases revealed similar marks on a fossil leaf from the Messel Pit, which is 48 million years old. Once the mandibles of the ant are secured to the leaf vein, atrophy quickly sets in, destroying the sarcomere connections in the muscle fibers and reducing the mitochondria and sarcoplasmic reticula. The ant is no longer able to control the muscles of the mandible and will remain fixed in place. This lockjaw trait is popularly known as the death grip, and is essential in the minion's lifecycle. The minion spore then kills the ant, and continues to grow as its hyphae invade more soft tissues and structurally fortify the ant's exoskeleton. More mycelia then sprout out of the ant, and securely anchor it to the plant substrate while secreting antimicrobials to ward off competition. When the minion spore is ready to reproduce, its fruiting bodies grow from the ant's head and rupture, releasing the spores. This process takes four to ten days. 
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Jul 22, 2016 19:01
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hosed up if true
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So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that?
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are we posting cartoon reproduction facts: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1021976,00.htmlPeople posted:Addressing issues raised last week after at least two conservative Christian activist groups said the hugely popular TV cartoon character and his best friend, Patrick Starfish, are being exploited to promote a homosexual lifestyle, SpongeBob SquarePants creator Stephen Hillenburg, 43, scoffed. He said the allegations are far-fetched, and that his agenda does not go beyond entertainment.
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Jul 22, 2016 19:16
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I enjoy this silly low brow cartoon for children, but get this: what if they gently caress??
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notZaar posted:So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that? Some fungus or another If you are curious, look up "zombie ants" or "zombie fungus" or something to that accord because it is impossible not to bring pop culture into everything Case in point: minion wedding
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notZaar posted:So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that? Some species of Cordyceps do that. here's a cool pic from wikipedia 
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notZaar posted:So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that? Republican senators
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Tardcore posted:Some species of Cordyceps do that. correctamondo notZaar posted:So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8 go to 1:05 for cool stuff
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Furia posted:Some fungus or another Well they literally become voodoo zombies so in this case it's appropriate.
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