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myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

My workplace has become (has always been, really, but we've been temporarily moved to a smaller space so it's more evident) such a right wing echo chamber it's beginning to annoy me. Can't wait for another conversation about how guns are the best and/or liberals are so dumb for wanting to take are guns, or how muslims are the root of all evil or ~whatever~

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22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



A liberal echo chamber would be really lovely too.

Never discuss religion or politics in the workplace. It's not worth it.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Never discuss religion or politics

Here to help.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



That works too. That's my general approach, because it rarely ends well. Especially since just barely mentioning my religion nearly derailed the ticket thread.

Some flexibility for close friends and family, obvs.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I only talk that stuff on forums because it's a throwaway conversation people will forget in two days, and we're all just internet random strangers anyways and who cares what they think.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



B-b-but what if I get a red text avatar I don't find funny?

BaseballPCHiker
Jan 16, 2006

22 Eargesplitten posted:

B-b-but what if I get a red text avatar I don't find funny?

Time to start talking about AV.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

BaseballPCHiker posted:

Time to start talking about AV.

Religion
AV
Health insurance
SIP
Gun control
Crypto

Rinse and repeat

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
Short of hoping they're a Goon and will read this, what is a polite way to tell a co-worker in a PMO that putting "**********Attention Required*****************" in a subject line is obnoxious?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Ynglaur posted:

Short of hoping they're a Goon and will read this, what is a polite way to tell a co-worker in a PMO that putting "**********Attention Required*****************" in a subject line is obnoxious?

Passive aggressive option, put a link to a style guide in your signature.

Nicer way, bring it up in a group meeting and be super general about it, "hey I've seen some of us sending messages out like this, and it makes it hard to do text searches in the future because of generic subjects, can we try to do things this other more sensible way please?"

rear end in a top hat method: cc the group and tell people to stop it with the bullshit.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

22 Eargesplitten posted:

A liberal echo chamber would be really lovely too.

Never discuss religion or politics in the workplace. It's not worth it.

Yes.

Sometimes they say some heinous poo poo. Most of the time I try to ignore it and change the subject to sports or something, but it doesn't always work.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I might have mentioned it before but when I lived in Denver my two favorite overheard lunchroom stories were the guy that said Gorbachev was living in the Presidio with a $50k per year stipend from the U.S. government, and the dude that believed literal witches were prowling Colfax boulevard. Literal "Double, double toil and trouble" witches.

Colorado was like a honeypot for bigoted assholes. Six years of it and I couldn't take it anymore. Didn't help that for part of that I was working for the Sheriff's Office which acts as a concentrator for fuckheads.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It seems to me that Colorado should be getting its liberal on at a pretty steady rate now that weed is legal.

I mean it won't push the cowboys out but at least it'll balance out the ratio a bit. That's my theory anyways.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Tigren posted:

Religion
AV
Health insurance
SIP
Gun control
Crypto

Rinse and repeat

Progressive tax systems and how this raise will make me bring home less money.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



xzzy posted:

It seems to me that Colorado should be getting its liberal on at a pretty steady rate now that weed is legal.

I mean it won't push the cowboys out but at least it'll balance out the ratio a bit. That's my theory anyways.

Front range: liberal (except the Springs, conservative Christian gathering place that God keeps trying to burn to the ground)

Eastern plains: conservative.

Mountains: mixed bag.

I'm pretty sure Colorado has gone blue every election since '04.

Weed doesn't necessarily attract only liberals, Alaska legalized weed. Maybe they have more of the independent pioneer spirit out there since most of the state is still trying to kill them.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Front range: liberal (except the Springs, conservative Christian gathering place that God keeps trying to burn to the ground)

Eastern plains: conservative.

Mountains: mixed bag.

I'm pretty sure Colorado has gone blue every election since '04.

Weed doesn't necessarily attract only liberals, Alaska legalized weed. Maybe they have more of the independent pioneer spirit out there since most of the state is still trying to kill them.

I'd say that Colorados' actually fairly centrist. You have the red holdouts (plains on both sides of the mountains) and the blue holdouts (Boulder, Ft Collins), but the state assembly swings back and forth based on who is loving us the least.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



E: nvm, E/N.

22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jul 22, 2016

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I've been waiting a month to apply an important software update to a critical piece of hardware (the device crashes if left unpatched) because someone at our company decided to make a change control process without really putting any of the process in place other than a change request form. So I filled the form in at the end of June, sent it where I was told to, chased it every few days since and heard nothing about whether the change is being approved or not, and not been scheduled to get this patch applied out of hours.

The box hit the bug this evening and fell over. I have several copies of the emails where I've been desperately attempting to get the job approved.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

3. We should shoot them with bacon bullets
4. We should make prisoners eat bacon

I will never understand what it is with right wing idiots and the forbiddenness of bacon in particular - it's certainly not forbidden to muslims if they're being tortured with it and it's my understanding that more than that, if you've been offered hospitality by someone and there's no non-pork choice you're fine to eat it then too.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
It's probably less icky to think about and easier to digest for them than "maybe genocide can be OK if I'm the one doing it"

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

Volmarias posted:

It's probably less icky to think about and easier to digest for them than "maybe genocide can be OK if I'm the one doing it"

It's more that people are familiar with the Jewish prohibition, which is a little more hard nosed.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

You're trying to ascribe logic to people holding onto irrational stereotypes. :ssh:

BlueCity
Apr 24, 2005
Every post ends with an implied "Bizzle"

ookiimarukochan posted:

I will never understand what it is with right wing idiots and the forbiddenness of bacon in particular - it's certainly not forbidden to muslims if they're being tortured with it and it's my understanding that more than that, if you've been offered hospitality by someone and there's no non-pork choice you're fine to eat it then too.

I've known Jews and Muslims who have thrown up after finding out they have consumed pork products. I've also lived in an Islamic country where purchasing pork was forbidden.

Never underestimate the depths of religion. And most of the right wing idiots you decry wouldn't stone someone for eating meat candy.

Break open a pack of bacon in downtown Riyadh and see how your tortured Muslims respond.

I have a sneaking suspicion it will either be biblical or koranical.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Sorry I posted online about overhearing your phone call.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Good thing I didn't suggest making GBS threads in a drawer in that guy's office and then sticking a tiny ISIS flag in it shortly before you :yotj: out, they would have known it was you.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
One day I will have a drawer for someone to poo poo in. :unsmith:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Dick Trauma posted:

One day I will have a drawer for someone to poo poo in. :unsmith:

Hot [poop] desking.

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Arsten posted:

Forgotten does not mean 'unobserved'. You fire up a game, you'll get pegged by the network guys. You play TV, assuming streaming, the same. If you bring in TV on your phone/whatever, other employees will notice and complain - especially if they are overloaded. This sort of thing is usually followed by termination.

If you are a forgotten employee, it's because you haven't spoken up to be like "Hey, what do y ou need me for?" which means you want to keep the job for some reason.


I thought we were talking about IT jobs here. Anyone here should be capable of not raising red flags, and I don't think you can become a forgotten employee if you are in a cubicle farm & being monitored (micromanaged).

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

SEKCobra posted:

I thought we were talking about IT jobs here. Anyone here should be capable of not raising red flags, and I don't think you can become a forgotten employee if you are in a cubicle farm & being monitored (micromanaged).

I was forgotten as a help desk 3/almost a sysadmin employee. All of the monitoring was above my access rights (and 100% recorded). I was also in an office with windows on every wall, which was a management theme to observe employees by stalking around outside their offices.

I simply had no one to report to and no reports of my own, which meant no reviews to get a raise or even a transfer. Because it happened in a merger, most of the managers dropped anything like a hot potato that wasn't assigned to them.

Arsten fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jul 23, 2016

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I have been forgotten at the VP level... but I control the monitoring and blocking. :getin:

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

Dick Trauma posted:

I have been forgotten at the VP level... but I control the monitoring and blocking. :getin:

I wish this would have happened.

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Arsten posted:

I was forgotten as a help desk 3/almost a sysadmin employee. All of the monitoring was above my access rights (and 100% recorded). I was also in an office with windows on every wall, which was a management theme to observe employees by stalking around outside their offices.

I simply had no one to report to and no reports of my own, which meant no reviews to get a raise or even a transfer. Because it happened in a merger, most of the managers dropped anything like a hot potato that wasn't assigned to them.

Ok then I guess being forgotten in a somewhat lovely job keeps circumstances lovely.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

SEKCobra posted:

Ok then I guess being forgotten in a somewhat lovely job keeps circumstances lovely.

It was a kick rear end job up until the merger. :(

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Arsten posted:

It was a kick rear end job up until the merger. :(

Dunno, panopticum workplace sounds lovely to me.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

SEKCobra posted:

Dunno, panopticum workplace sounds lovely to me.

That was the only real strange thing about working there, but it worked for the culture that existed. Before the merger, it was never oppressive and people moved around enough that being able to see through 10 walls to find them was a godsend. Even the monitoring on networks/etc was fairly lax and they didn't care unless someone asked them for your activity or unless you hit a porn site between the hours of 7 am and 6 pm. I say those hours because it was actually stated in the Tech Use Policy I signed when I started. I asked about the third shift and I was given a single line response: "Don't Ask - Don't Tell." They gave you both a standing desk and a sitting desk in your cubicle/office and you could setup one or the other (or randomly switch). They even had kick-rear end snacks provided on the company dime from a vending machine via your ID - they only asked that if you spent more than $10 a day that you'd make up the difference. There was an underground economy of snacks going on, too. People you fixed would commonly buy you a bag of fritos or twinkles or poo poo. It was "kick rear end" in every way, except for goofy windows.

After the skull-loving merger, it felt like a more totalitarian version of 1984. New manager people would just roam the hallways watching everyone and would publicly chew people out who were not at their desks. One time, a T1 guy was going down to swap a keyboard and the manager screamed at him from across the cube farm for getting up and demanded to know what was so important. The T1 guy respectfully went "Mrs Smith down in XYZ had a new keyboard approved and Im going to go install it for her." He was fired for "talking back" to the manager prick. One of the roving supervisors actually had a little stop watch and would time peoples' bathroom trips and then alter their time cards (which they were fined several times over by the state DOL).

The new company came in and sold all of the standing desks and made an email announcement that standing in your cubicle was stealing time from the company. The snacks and coffee disappeared of course, except for one guy who had put in his contract that they would provide "doughnuts" every day (which was some sort of joke from before I worked there with the previous management). They would put two stale, plain cake-bread doughnuts in his office every day at 7 AM. He gave me one, once. it was like they purposely dug through the bargain penny bin at the grocery store every day. They even took the water fountain out.

While I'm glad no one yelled at me about going to the bathroom or disappearing, being forgotten in that place was like having hot nails shot into your brain daily. Maybe if I was the VP like DIck Trauma was, i wouldn't have such a hateful view of being forgotten.....Also, making a VP salary would have made the nails a little less hot.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Arsten posted:

They even took the water fountain out.


"He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash."

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
That place quickly went out of business when everyone quit right?

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Arsten posted:

That was the only real strange thing about working there, but it worked for the culture that existed. Before the merger, it was never oppressive and people moved around enough that being able to see through 10 walls to find them was a godsend. Even the monitoring on networks/etc was fairly lax and they didn't care unless someone asked them for your activity or unless you hit a porn site between the hours of 7 am and 6 pm. I say those hours because it was actually stated in the Tech Use Policy I signed when I started. I asked about the third shift and I was given a single line response: "Don't Ask - Don't Tell." They gave you both a standing desk and a sitting desk in your cubicle/office and you could setup one or the other (or randomly switch). They even had kick-rear end snacks provided on the company dime from a vending machine via your ID - they only asked that if you spent more than $10 a day that you'd make up the difference. There was an underground economy of snacks going on, too. People you fixed would commonly buy you a bag of fritos or twinkles or poo poo. It was "kick rear end" in every way, except for goofy windows.

After the skull-loving merger, it felt like a more totalitarian version of 1984. New manager people would just roam the hallways watching everyone and would publicly chew people out who were not at their desks. One time, a T1 guy was going down to swap a keyboard and the manager screamed at him from across the cube farm for getting up and demanded to know what was so important. The T1 guy respectfully went "Mrs Smith down in XYZ had a new keyboard approved and Im going to go install it for her." He was fired for "talking back" to the manager prick. One of the roving supervisors actually had a little stop watch and would time peoples' bathroom trips and then alter their time cards (which they were fined several times over by the state DOL).

The new company came in and sold all of the standing desks and made an email announcement that standing in your cubicle was stealing time from the company. The snacks and coffee disappeared of course, except for one guy who had put in his contract that they would provide "doughnuts" every day (which was some sort of joke from before I worked there with the previous management). They would put two stale, plain cake-bread doughnuts in his office every day at 7 AM. He gave me one, once. it was like they purposely dug through the bargain penny bin at the grocery store every day. They even took the water fountain out.

While I'm glad no one yelled at me about going to the bathroom or disappearing, being forgotten in that place was like having hot nails shot into your brain daily. Maybe if I was the VP like DIck Trauma was, i wouldn't have such a hateful view of being forgotten.....Also, making a VP salary would have made the nails a little less hot.

Well poo poo, thats some toxic poo poo. But also very unorthodox, I think most people here would be in a comfortable position if forgotten. I sure as hell wouldn't care.

Arsten
Feb 18, 2003

Bigass Moth posted:

That place quickly went out of business when everyone quit right?

Every single pre-merger employee that wasn't fired stayed for almost two years. I wasn't an smart enough to be an exception at the time, though I broke the dam. I left first and apparently, my leaving was considered "stabbing the company in the back". What can I say, it was the least I could do for those nice gentlemen. :v: Within about two months of my leaving, so many of the staff left that they just closed that office and terminated everyone who was left (including the new managers).

Potato Alley posted:

"He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash."

Your avatar says it all, so I'll just add: :golfclap:


SEKCobra posted:

Well poo poo, thats some toxic poo poo. But also very unorthodox, I think most people here would be in a comfortable position if forgotten. I sure as hell wouldn't care.

Maybe, but I also know that if I have no work for half a day sometimes, I start going stir crazy. I can't imagine I'm alone in that.

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fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Since our last merger:

* No fruit in the kitchen.
* Parking taken away and given to sales guys...one of which parks his weekend car there.
* No pay reviews in three years.
* Bonus/incentives removed (effectively a 6-10% pay cut)
* Lots of retrenchments.
* Lots of people quit.
* Milk not to be used for cereal.
* Tea/coffee removed entirely and then later replaced with cheap stuff.
* All team building stuff gone, we had a bbq lunch ever other month, stuff like that.

Its starting to even out again now. Outsourced replacement team didn't work out so well. So we matter again. Apparently.
For a long time though it was like working in a death camp.
Why not leave? My industry is small. Bills to pay. Have been waiting for a payout.

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