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This. Is. Amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNC_UUrBYbQ
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Winterfresh posted:This. Is. Amazing. 
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Jul 21, 2016 18:41
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Please don't post my videos
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Jul 21, 2016 19:34
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Winterfresh posted:This. Is. Amazing. this video can summed up as "lol security forces and lol SERE" everything about the rabbit was hilarious
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Jul 22, 2016 01:53
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iyaayas01 posted:this video can summed up as "lol security forces and lol SERE" I especially liked the part where the SERE candidate assumed someone else would make sure there weren't dangerous animals in the training area. e: forgot to mention the tech school marriage
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Jul 22, 2016 05:10
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Goddamned enlisted bingo. Wonder what the interest rate on his Camero was.
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Jul 22, 2016 05:16
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He probably got like $700 cash back!
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Jul 22, 2016 12:49
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I was thinking it wasn't so bad when he was talking about how TIs are passive aggressive idiots. Then the rest of the video happened. Failed to make the best of the situation to any degree, and still publicly crying about it years later in his anime decorated room.
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Jul 22, 2016 12:55
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As soon as he mentioned SERE, I knew he was going to get weird about the bunny. "This organization that once nuked hundreds of thousands of human beings into ash had this a new member that accidentally didn't kill a bunny properly and it ran around in pain for a few minutes."
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Jul 22, 2016 16:06
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I'm jealous of the guy with that sweet contract to supply all of those rabbits.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:00
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I do think think I could kill a ribbit. Unless they had starved me for a few days and it was all I had to eat. You know, like they do in sere school.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:19
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I had the second rabbit in sere school. It pissed on me. I had no trouble killing it.
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Jul 22, 2016 20:51
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holly boops failed hard at killing the rabbit my element made the kid who owned a pet rabbit as a kid do the job. best choice, one hit, no problems
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Jul 22, 2016 21:04
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How hard is it to smack a rabbit in the head with a rock? Or hell palm its head, grab its ribcage, twist. The really funny part is when someone hasn't seen the rabbit kettlebell swing, or the knifeless push-and-squeeze method.
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Jul 22, 2016 22:33
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:The really funny part is when someone hasn't seen the rabbit kettlebell swing, or the knifeless push-and-squeeze method.  I still laugh a little bit whenever I see this picture.
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Jul 22, 2016 22:39
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Terrible Robot posted:
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Jul 22, 2016 22:48
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Going through CST, there was a girl in my element who hesitated right as she brought the log down on the rabbit's head. The blow was hard enough to crack the skull, but not break the neck. I had to kill the poor thing to stop the screaming.
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Jul 22, 2016 23:03
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I've shot rabbits before, but I'd be a little uneasy about killing one with my bare hands. If need be I'd of course get it done though.
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Jul 22, 2016 23:06
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Lazy Reservist posted:Going through CST, there was a girl in my element who hesitated right as she brought the log down on the rabbit's head. The blow was hard enough to crack the skull, but not break the neck. I had to kill the poor thing to stop the screaming. You don't kill animals in CST 
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Jul 22, 2016 23:17
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Casimir Radon posted:I've shot rabbits before, but I'd be a little uneasy about killing one with my bare hands. If need be I'd of course get it done though. I caught one in a snare once when i was a kid. I just snapped the neck by twisting the head like the cap on a coke bottle. It's real easy I'm sure you'd be fine
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Jul 22, 2016 23:23
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Holy poo poo 
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Jul 23, 2016 00:01
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Classmate from tech school made tech first try, he also made staff first try in 2013. Dude is going places.
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lite_sleepr posted:You don't kill animals in CST CST aka "SERE Light" at the Academy. In the mid 90s they did away with the resistance and escape portion after allegations of sexual assault during the resistance phase. So it was watered down to just survival and evasion.
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A Kpro posted:Classmate from tech school made tech first try, he also made staff first try in 2013. Dude is going places. Pretty soon he'll be a Chief and never have to do anything besides yell at people wearing jackets inside or having a slightly too long haircut
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Jul 23, 2016 00:58
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The FHP + "Do more with less" is killing us. How do I get rid of it? Run for Congress? In the meanwhile, the solution is clearly to block leave requests, and hot-pit every day. Dominoes fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Jul 23, 2016 10:28
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Casimir Radon posted:I've shot rabbits before, but I'd be a little uneasy about killing one with my bare hands. If need be I'd of course get it done though. Just hold it upside down by its back legs, making sure they don't touch each other, THAT is what makes them freak out otherwise they stay calm. Club the base of the skull with a stick in a downward motion. Goal is to pop the spinal cord at the base of the skull, instant death. But you actually have to hit it, if you puss out like the person described in Airman of the Year's video yeah you just hurt the thing and it becomes unhappy.
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Jul 23, 2016 18:42
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Lazy Reservist posted:CST aka "SERE Light" at the Academy. In the mid 90s they did away with the resistance and escape portion after allegations of sexual assault during the resistance phase. So it was watered down to just survival and evasion.
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Jul 23, 2016 18:57
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I saw a guy OC spray a racoon once on post. That is as close as rabbits go for security forces.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:00
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AFPC missed a packet of TSgt Tests. 
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Jul 24, 2016 05:35
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whatspeakyou posted:AFPC missed a packet of TSgt Tests. lol you have a link? This would be the second time in two boards they've hosed this up.
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Jul 24, 2016 06:00
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Well, that explains why I don't have a posted WAPS score.
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Jul 24, 2016 06:51
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 Does AFPC deal with anything like an ORI? Because it's painfully clear they literally cannot do their mission. If flying wings were this incompetent, we'd have planes falling out of the sky or hitting each other daily.
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Jul 24, 2016 15:46
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Dominoes posted:The FHP + "Do more with less" is killing us. How do I get rid of it? Run for Congress? You don't get rid of it. You accept that this is the life you chose.
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Jul 24, 2016 18:01
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Shalhavet posted:Well, that explains why I don't have a posted WAPS score. You really should talk to your shirt about that man. EDIT: No link, just a few people I know getting e-mails from their leadership about it. Also I see it has propped up on Reddit now. Number of people not having WAPS scores loaded and this was apparently the issue AFPC sent back. whatspeakyou fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jul 24, 2016 |
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Jul 24, 2016 20:22
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It turns out my husband doesn't have kidney stones after all. After a week of codeine-infused waiting around, they decided his X-rays were misunderstood and instead he just messed up his back and was constipated. 
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Jul 25, 2016 07:24
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Holy poo poo LOL
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Jul 25, 2016 14:10
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If I did my math right (lol retard enlisted) I think I made $385 for 12 days at Maxwell. I think it's the most I ever made on a TDY.
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Jul 26, 2016 23:41
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SECAF's cracked the code: additional duties are what's killing morale and retention! a) lol b) glad it only took her over two years in the seat to figure this one out c) yet another example of total eyewash. Almost all the additional duties that suck up large amounts of time are poo poo that has to get done, either because it's important (UDM, Security Manager, DTS, GPC cardholder, facility manager) or because it's managing compliance with statutory/Big Blue requirements (UTM, Safety, SAPR). Since this is a "let's get rid of stuff that doesn't make sense*" initiative and not a "let's look at a reorg to actually get you the right amount of people to do the job" initiative, they're only going to get rid of poo poo that doesn't "have" to get done...which means they're only going to get rid of the poo poo that doesn't take up that much time to begin with. * Unless someone on Air Staff thinks it's important, in which case get bent
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I mean yeah squadrons and wings wasting a bunch of manhours on completely retarded mandatory volunteer events because of required volunteer bullets is extremely stupid, but for the addditonal duties that need doing, in a perfect world whatever unit would just have extra guys so that extra load on top of whatever primary job isn't a big deal.
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Like for example wing command posts are typically required to also have someone serve as the wing SORTS manager. But that's a job that takes all day, monday through friday (in a large wing), in a career field that somehow manages to stay undermanned even with AFPC manning number fuckery. Pushing it off onto someone else won't really help the root problem there.
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