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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Fact: The HRE reached its peak in the years 1648-1806, when a sort of "Cold War" between Catholics and Protestants dominated every single facet of life and made an already complicated situation hilariously complex by adding a ton of denominational arguments and hosed-up compromises to the mix. The Catholic south experienced a cultural boom with the Baroque that had been unprecedented before in Germany (and which probably still is) while the Protestant north slowly entered the Enlightenment, producing or at least attracting such great thinkers like Lessing, Kant, Herder and Voltaire. The HRE was threatened in the west by the French and by the Ottomans in the East, while the conflict between Catholic and southern Austria, home of the Imperial Hapsburg family, and an emerging Protestant Prussia to the north would regularly lead to conflicts and even wars throughout the 18th century... and yet the Empire was an amazing "system of peace" especially for its smallest member states, which would otherwise have been gobbled up mercilessly by their more powerful neighbours. The Imperial judiciary was slow with some trials taking several centuries before being finally concluded, but it worked, and even more than that: "Recent research also brought to light that, especially in the 18th century, the rulings of the court anticipated in many ways the constitutional establishment of civil liberties in Germany. For instance, the inviolability of one's housing or freedom of trade were legally introduced in the Empire by rulings of the court. At the end of the 18th century some contemporaries even compared the Imperial Chamber Court to the National Assembly in Revolutionary France." (Wikipedia) The HRE was utterly incompatible with modern notions of "nationality" and "states", but it represented a fascinating alternative that's seen by many as a possible model for supranational organisations like the EU and I'm legit sad that it had to go.

And here're some more interesting HRE facts:

  • There were some 50 Imperial Cities towards the end of the Empire, but did you know that there were also a bunch of Imperial Villages (e.g. Gochsheim and Sennfeld with a population of 270 and 230, respectively) and even one Imperial Valley (Harmersbach) where peasants prettys much ruled themselves and where the town hall bore the name "at the pigs' heads"
  • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Germany's most famous writer, did an internship at the Imperial Chamber Court but broke it off when the girl he was lusting after friendzoned him
  • Stift Fröndenberg was a female convent where unmarried women from Catholic, Lutheran and Reformed noble families lived together
  • After 1648, the prince-bishopric of Osnabrück alternated between being ruled by a Catholic bishop elected by the cathedral chapter and by a Protestant nobleman
  • In 1663, the Imperial Diet was convened by the Emperor to the Imperial City of Regensburg, with the major point of debate being whether only the prince-electors (originally seven, later eight and even nine, powerful ecclesiastical and temporal lords who elected the emperor) or the other members of the Diet as well had the right to draft "capitulations", i.e. documents which any prospective emperor had to sign and later follow before being elected. When they couldn't reach a compromise after six years or so, the Diet never was officially called to an end and grew instead into the "Perpetual Diet" of Regensburg, a permanent legislative body existing until the end of the Empire.
  • The Empire was subdivided into ten Imperial Circles which were tasked with collecting Imperial taxes, coordinating military defence against external aggressors, supervising coinage and setting internal trade tariffs. Some of them were important parts of everyday politics, others existed more or less only on paper
  • The leader of the Protestant faction at the Imperial Diet was the Catholic Prince-Elector of Saxony
  • In theory, large parts of northern Italy belonged to the Empire as well. In practice however, most of the Italian territories either didn't care or actively denied being part of the Empire, like the "Imperial" City of Genoa. Imperial Italy also wasn't part of any Imperial Circles and also wasn't represented at the Imperial Diet

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

System Metternich posted:


[*]There were some 50 Imperial Cities towards the end of the Empire, but did you know that there were also a bunch of Imperial Villages (e.g. Gochsheim and Sennfeld with a population of 270 and 230, respectively) and even one Imperial Valley (Harmersbach) where peasants prettys much ruled themselves and where the town hall bore the name "at the pigs' heads"

Oh, it was worse than that - in addition to the Free Imperial Cities and Villages, there were also Imperial Knights - that is to say, individual knights who answered directly to the Emperor, and thus possessed the same privileges of "Imperial Immediacy" as any other state within the Empire. So basically in addition to that clusterfuck of a map people have posted, you'd also have a few hundred dudes who could claim their house as a separate territory, and ignore the taxes, laws and religious policy of any other prince of the Empire, because, hey, they're a state in their own right.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Angry Salami posted:

Oh, it was worse than that - in addition to the Free Imperial Cities and Villages, there were also Imperial Knights - that is to say, individual knights who answered directly to the Emperor, and thus possessed the same privileges of "Imperial Immediacy" as any other state within the Empire. So basically in addition to that clusterfuck of a map people have posted, you'd also have a few hundred dudes who could claim their house as a separate territory, and ignore the taxes, laws and religious policy of any other prince of the Empire, because, hey, they're a state in their own right.

Did they ride around wearing fedoras and asking AM I BEING DETAINED?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Another fun little effect of the HRE's clusterfuck is that it resulted in a shitload of opera houses throughout the country. After all, having a proper opera was a big cultural deal at the time, so every little duchy and county had to have one. As a result, Germany now has something like 60 major operas in the country, whereas most other countries make do with maybe 10 at most. :v:

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


What's that enclave near the south-east of the Dutch Republic?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Carbon dioxide posted:

What's that enclave near the south-east of the Dutch Republic?

That may be Huissen, exclave of the Duchy of Cleves.

e: Probably too small, though.

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Carbon dioxide posted:

What's that enclave near the south-east of the Dutch Republic?

I thought it was Ravenstein (belongs to Burg or Julich) but I'm not an expert.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It bears pointing out that there is a map color for "this poo poo is too freaking splintered to even try to display on a map".

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Imagine how long stuff like the Football Eurocup would take if Germany and Italy were still not unififed. Just dozens of tiny fiefdoms and city states and what not.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Angry Salami posted:

Oh, it was worse than that - in addition to the Free Imperial Cities and Villages, there were also Imperial Knights - that is to say, individual knights who answered directly to the Emperor, and thus possessed the same privileges of "Imperial Immediacy" as any other state within the Empire. So basically in addition to that clusterfuck of a map people have posted, you'd also have a few hundred dudes who could claim their house as a separate territory, and ignore the taxes, laws and religious policy of any other prince of the Empire, because, hey, they're a state in their own right.

It wasn't as bad as that, Imperial Knights normally had a small territory of their own. Towards the end of the Empire there were about 350 knights with maybe 450,000 peoplke living in their territories altogether.

Another fun thing: Imperial prelates! Those were in most cases the abbots of important monasteries who had been granted imperial immediacy by the Emperor. They ruled not only over their respective convents, but also about a number of territories wildy varying in size. In today's Bavarian district of Swabia alone there were nine of them, ranging in their possessions from 28 to 266 sqkm with 1000-10,000 people living in them, with an additional two Imperial abbeys whose abbots enjoyed the privilege of being "Imperial Princes" instead, which meant that they had a vote of their own in the Imperial Diet instead of just being a part of a larger group of prelates in the Diet. Oh, and two other monasteries in the area had special privileges as well: the abbey of Edelstetten was formally part of the Imperial Knights, and the abbess of the Lindau convent claimed the title of an Imperial Princess for herself (which the Imperial chancellery denied). Those prelatures are especially interesting, because more than a dozen of them were led by women who got to have a say in Imperial politics via that route too.

And don't get me started about the prince-bishoprics, they're a story of their own again. Did I mention that the archbishop of Mainz for example saw his military mainly as something that would add some colour to his ceremonies? The comparatively small archbishopric (350,000 inhabitants) had six generals, and being a soldier there was so unpopular that the ranks had to be filled with cripples :v:

Barry Scott
Jan 2, 2009

lllllllllllllllllll posted:


The young Arabic looking man on the left is in fact famous writer Virginia Woolf. She took part in the so called Dreadnought hoax pulled by the "infamous prankster" Horace de Vere Cole.

On 7 February 1910 the hoax was set in motion. Cole organised for an accomplice to send a telegram to HMS Dreadnought which was then moored in Portland Harbour, Dorset. The message said that the ship must be prepared for the visit of a group of princes from Abyssinia and was purportedly signed by Foreign Office Under-secretary Sir Charles Hardinge.

Cole with his entourage went to London's Paddington station where Cole claimed that he was "Herbert Cholmondeley" of the Foreign Office and demanded a special train to Weymouth; the stationmaster arranged a VIP coach.

In Weymouth, the navy welcomed the princes with an honour guard. An Abyssinian flag was not found, so the navy proceeded to use that of Zanzibar and to play Zanzibar's national anthem.

The group inspected the fleet. To show their appreciation, they communicated in a gibberish of words drawn from Latin and Greek; they asked for prayer mats and attempted to bestow fake military honours on some of the officers. Commander Fisher failed to recognise either of his cousins.

When the prank was uncovered in London, the ringleader Horace de Vere Cole contacted the press and sent a photo of the "princes" to the Daily Mirror. The group's pacifist views were considered a source of embarrassment, and the Royal Navy briefly became an object of ridicule. The Navy later demanded that Cole be arrested. However, Cole and his compatriots had not broken any law. Cole offered to take six blows for this under the condition to strike back. Another member of the group, Duncan Grant, was kidnapped by three men, brought to a field where he received two blows and had to return to his home in slippers, using the subway train.

During the visit to Dreadnought, the visitors had repeatedly shown amazement or appreciation by exclaiming "Bunga Bunga!". In 1915 during the First World War, HMS Dreadnought rammed and sank a German submarine—the only battleship ever to do so. Among the telegrams of congratulation was one that read "BUNGA BUNGA". (mostly Wikipedia)

Wow, I live in Weymouth, never heard of this! Thought I knew all the cool historical happenings in Dorset. How incredibly British of them, they find the flag of Zanzibar and go "eh, close enough"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Speaking of tiny German-speaking places in Europe:

Liechtenstein became an independent principality in the Holy Roman Empire (i.e., with immediacy to the emperor) in 1719, but it was nearly 100 years before any of the princes of Liechtenstein actually bothered to visit their principality, and more than 200 years before they actually lived there.

The princes took the family name from Liechtenstein Castle near Vienna, and while they owned plenty of land, all of it was with some other feudal lords over them. Seeking to acquire land without anyone but the emperor above them, they finally acquired the lands of Schellenberg and Vaduz, both of which already had immediacy to the emperor. From these lands, the principality was created in 1719.

Most of a century passed until Napoleon's creation of the Confederation of the Rhine in 1806, which nowadays is generally seen as the time Liechtenstein gained sovereignty entirely. In 1815 Liechtenstein joined the German confederation (which lasted until 1866), and in 1818 Aloys II became the first prince of Liechtenstein to actually set foot in the then-99-year-old principality.

Over the course of the 19th century the princes generally continued to live in Vienna and to get most of their wealth from the lands they owned in Habsburg-controlled Austria, only occasionally spending time in their little sovereign principality. It was not until the Anschluss in 1938 that the then-new prince at the time, Franz Joseph II, actually moved to Liechtenstein to live there for good -- and to move the family's treasures there to keep them out of Nazi hands.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The Massacre of Glencoe in 1692's effects can still be felt to this day. In a lot of rural places, Campbells and MacDonalds still hold grudges against each other for the Campbell's part in the murder of 38 MacDonald clansmen who did not swear allegiance to William and Mary quick enough after the failure of the first Jacobite uprising a few years before. I'm speaking from experience here. As a kid visiting my grandparents, we were told not to go over to the Campbell line, and stay on the MacDonald line because that is where our ancestors were from, and you should never trust a Campbell.

The incident has also had its impact on pop culture. The Red Wedding from A Song of Ice and Fire was influenced by the Glencoe Massacre, with the violation of guest right.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Arcsquad12 posted:


The incident has also had its impact on pop culture. The Red Wedding from A Song of Ice and Fire was influenced by the Glencoe Massacre, with the violation of guest right.

The last season of Mad Men has Pete Campbell's kid not get into a private kindergarten because the guy in charge of admissions was a MacDonald.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
During WWII, American bombers were coming back shot all to poo poo, and rather a lot of them weren't coming back at all. The obvious solution was to put some armor in them, but they were already riding on the razor edge of just enough fuel to carry just enough bombs just far enough, so they obviously couldn't armor the whole thing.

So the Navy hired a statistician to analyze where the planes were getting hit and figure out the spots that needed to have armor.

He recommended armoring the spots where there weren't any bullet holes. It sounds crazy on first glance, but when you think about it, it makes sense -- the planes he was looking at had been through the wringer, were more a loose collection of parts flying in formation than an actual airplane, half the crew was dead or dying, but they made it back for him to study.

Obviously the ones that didn't make it back were taking hits in the places the survivors weren't. Or, qouth wikipedia:

quote:

The holes in the returning aircraft, then, represented areas where a bomber could take damage and still return home safely. Wald proposed that the Navy instead reinforce the areas where the returning aircraft were unscathed, since those were the areas that, if hit, would cause the plane to be lost.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Delivery McGee posted:

During WWII, American bombers were coming back shot all to poo poo, and rather a lot of them weren't coming back at all. The obvious solution was to put some armor in them, but they were already riding on the razor edge of just enough fuel to carry just enough bombs just far enough, so they obviously couldn't armor the whole thing.

So the Navy hired a statistician to analyze where the planes were getting hit and figure out the spots that needed to have armor.

He recommended armoring the spots where there weren't any bullet holes. It sounds crazy on first glance, but when you think about it, it makes sense -- the planes he was looking at had been through the wringer, were more a loose collection of parts flying in formation than an actual airplane, half the crew was dead or dying, but they made it back for him to study.

Obviously the ones that didn't make it back were taking hits in the places the survivors weren't. Or, qouth wikipedia:

See, I haven't heard if that actually improved results. But if it did, what an excellent example of parallel thinking.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



You probably mean lateral thinking (to be incredlby PYF)

I had an historical anecdote but it's quite gone now. I'll put it here when it returns

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
On the airplane front, P-47 Thunderbolts did more to break the Luftwaffe than the P-51 Mustang. While not an especially good escort fighter, it was extremely fast in a dive due to it weighing over nine tonnes and being built like a brick shithouse. Throughout 1943, Thunderbolts took on the brunt of the Luftwaffe and managed to fight on equal terms. Eventually, once P-51s were able to escort the bomber formations all the way to and from their targets, P-47s roles changed to ground attack. They would launch from forward airbases and attack german planes before they could scramble to intercept the bombers. The British did the same thing with their Hawker Tempests, taking out the ME-262 airfields and taking advantage of the jets' slow warmup time.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Arcsquad12 posted:

On the airplane front, P-47 Thunderbolts did more to break the Luftwaffe than the P-51 Mustang. While not an especially good escort fighter, it was extremely fast in a dive due to it weighing over nine tonnes and being built like a brick shithouse. Throughout 1943, Thunderbolts took on the brunt of the Luftwaffe and managed to fight on equal terms. Eventually, once P-51s were able to escort the bomber formations all the way to and from their targets, P-47s roles changed to ground attack. They would launch from forward airbases and attack german planes before they could scramble to intercept the bombers. The British did the same thing with their Hawker Tempests, taking out the ME-262 airfields and taking advantage of the jets' slow warmup time.

I loving love Thunderbolts. They are the namesake of the A-10 :science:

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I can't remember the context so this may be apocryphal, but I remember learning that in skirmishes with early German jet aircraft, Allied planes would make great use of their ability to actually be able to fly slowly, an ability the Nazis' air-hungry jet engines didn't have.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Christmas Present posted:

I can't remember the context so this may be apocryphal, but I remember learning that in skirmishes with early German jet aircraft, Allied planes would make great use of their ability to actually be able to fly slowly, an ability the Nazis' air-hungry jet engines didn't have.

I don’t know about props vs. jets, but Soviet pilots in Po‐2s took advantage of this against fighters like the Bf 109 and Fw 190.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Arcsquad12 posted:

They would launch from forward airbases and attack german planes before they could scramble to intercept the bombers. The British did the same thing with their Hawker Tempests, taking out the ME-262 airfields and taking advantage of the jets' slow warmup time.

Early in the war, the German fighters figured out that trick -- they'd follow the British bombers back across the channel and easily pick them off while they were landing -- but then, in typical Nazi comedy of errors style, the high command told them to stop doing that thing that was working really well because it wasn't producing visible results for the people. Hitler wanted bombers shot down over Germany, where das volk could see it happen, thus increasing their morale.

I can kinda see his point, but In addition to it being much more difficult to shoot down an alert bomber with all its guns manned than a bomber flaring for landing, I question the morale-boosting value of having a flaming Rolls-Royce Merlin (of worse, four of them with most of the Lancaster still attached) fall through one's roof. That's gotta be hell on the carpet.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Delivery McGee posted:

Early in the war, the German fighters figured out that trick -- they'd follow the British bombers back across the channel and easily pick them off while they were landing -- but then, in typical Nazi comedy of errors style, the high command told them to stop doing that thing that was working really well because it wasn't producing visible results for the people. Hitler wanted bombers shot down over Germany, where das volk could see it happen, thus increasing their morale.

I can kinda see his point, but In addition to it being much more difficult to shoot down an alert bomber with all its guns manned than a bomber flaring for landing, I question the morale-boosting value of having a flaming Rolls-Royce Merlin (of worse, four of them with most of the Lancaster still attached) fall through one's roof. That's gotta be hell on the carpet.

Don’t tell me the British weren’t going to soon counter this tactic and counter it hard anyway.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I kinda doubt German fighters followed British bombers back across the channel...

Like fro a total math point of view it makes sense to reinforce the non-penetrated parts surving planes. Irl its just voodoo

Either way, those claimed external weak spots seem a bit ...unproven...

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I kinda doubt German fighters followed British bombers back across the channel...

IIRC it was more complex than that. The Germans would listen to RAF radio signals to determine when/where bombers were being launched, they would then launch a flight of night fighters (Bf 110 heavy fighters and converted Ju 88 bombers) to attack the airfield as it began recovering the bombers.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ya that makes more sense I guess

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
German Nightfighters also utilized a device called Schräge Musik, a set of autocannons mounted at a 45 degree angle behind the cockpit. The interceptors would sneak up on the British nighttime bombing raids from behind and beneath, and ambush them with these odd angled guns so they could maintain speed and dart in and out of the formations.

And that's all I've got to say on WW2 aircraft.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
There's several instances of fighter pilots taking out enemy aircraft by destroying their tail with propeller after running out of ammo.

BrianRx
Jul 21, 2007

Kennel posted:

There's several instances of fighter pilots taking out enemy aircraft by destroying their tail with propeller after running out of ammo.

Is that something you can do more than once?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Christmas Present posted:

I can't remember the context so this may be apocryphal, but I remember learning that in skirmishes with early German jet aircraft, Allied planes would make great use of their ability to actually be able to fly slowly, an ability the Nazis' air-hungry jet engines didn't have.

The Nazi jet fighter, the Messerschmidt 262, didn't see active service until 1944. The Heinkel Spatz, the other jet fighter, saw only very limited service at the end of the war.

Kennel posted:

There's several instances of fighter pilots taking out enemy aircraft by destroying their tail with propeller after running out of ammo.

Some WWI pilots claimed you could do this. The speed of the planes make it right on the edge of possible, but unlikely. It really isn't something you want to try, even as a desperation move. With no parachute, you'd be committing suicide.

By WWII the planes were far too fast to attempt this.

Basically, you don't want your plane hitting another plane midair, no matter how cool it looks in the movies.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Arcsquad12 posted:

On the airplane front, P-47 Thunderbolts did more to break the Luftwaffe than the P-51 Mustang. While not an especially good escort fighter, it was extremely fast in a dive due to it weighing over nine tonnes and being built like a brick shithouse. Throughout 1943, Thunderbolts took on the brunt of the Luftwaffe and managed to fight on equal terms. Eventually, once P-51s were able to escort the bomber formations all the way to and from their targets, P-47s roles changed to ground attack. They would launch from forward airbases and attack german planes before they could scramble to intercept the bombers. The British did the same thing with their Hawker Tempests, taking out the ME-262 airfields and taking advantage of the jets' slow warmup time.

Both the USAAF and the RAF had this sort of 'halo model' thing going one - a sexy, streamlined, high-tech fighter that appeared in all the publicity films, posters, war bonds adverts and recruiting speil (the Mustang and the Spitfire respectively) and then a much less glamorous, objectively inferior (as a classic dogfighter, at least), older, tougher fighter that actually did the majority of the legwork (the Thunderbolt and the Hurricane).

The glamorous Spitfire was 'the plane that won the Battle of Britain' and Reginald Mitchell had an entire (not terribly accurate) film made about him and his plane in 1942 and William Walton wrote a Prelude & Fugue about the Spitfire. People were encouraged to send in their old saucepans and biscuit tins to be 'turned into Spitfires', even though this isn't possible. The Hurricane never got that sort of public acclaim even though it made up the majority of the RAF's fighter strength in 1940 - 33 squadrons as opposed to 19 Spitfire units - and accounted for the majority of fighter kills (55 per cent). Although slower and less manoeuverable than the Supermarine the Hawker was easier to fly, easier and less materials-intensive to build, easier to repair, was a more stable gun platform and had much more rugged undercarriage. Before Spitfire development really got into its stride the Hurricane was also a much more versatile product, being produced as the 'Hurribomber' tankbuster and the Sea Hurricane.

This isn't to do down the Spitfire, of course. The Hurricane, being essentially a monoplane adaptation of a 1930s biplane fighter, quickly reached the limit of its development while the Spitfire went on and on and on. Which is where it also differed from the P-47, which was improved and adapted as a ground attack plane once the Mustang came along while the Hurricane was surpassed by the likes of the Tempest and Typhoon.

But the Spitfire 'myth' was so all-pervasive at the time that virtually every low-wing monoplane RAF fighter was called a 'Spitfire'. Near my hometown there was a bridge over a dual carriageway road which was semi-officially called 'the Spitfire Bridge' because during the War a barnstorming pilot flew a Spitfire through the arch (and clipped three feet of wingtip off and crashed, without major injury). In fact the official record makes it very clear that he was flying a P-40 Tomahawk but as far as the general public was concerned it was a Spitfire.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXr9Nj5ZbI

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLTfWeg1NIc

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
16th century :iceburn: :

quote:

The foulest place of my arse is fairer than thy face

https://thesocialhistorian.wordpress.com/2016/07/21/the-foulest-place-of-mine-arse-is-fairer-than-thy-face/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Oh wow those are fantastic. Thanks!

In my genealogy research I've come across a married couple who lived in Copenhagen in the years around 1800. They were pretty much always drunk and belligerent, there's pretty much a new police case every 6 months for around 15 years.

Example (my translation):

quote:

Reverently Promemoria!

After Master Saddler Tofte and wife, residing in Mÿntergade No 52, had all day made a commotion in the courtyard with me the undersigned, who lives adjacently at the same place, there came a girl, namely Anne Lene who is employed at Wiingaardstræde 159 & 160, and who had previously served the aforementioned Tofte in an errand, and when she was about to leave the courtyard, I had a woman escort her out as I feared an assault by him and his wife; Regardless, the aforementioned Tofte and wife came out and hit the aforementioned girl twice upon the ear, saying: that he would spend the 5 rigsdaler thereupon, and called together boys and others to heckle the girl. Therefore, I myself had to escort the girl out, as the gate had been closed by him. Later on, in the evening, I was continually berated; and since I cannot abide by my customers and their people being exposed to that manner of conduct, we had a row, during which they both, husband and wife, accused me not only of thievery, but also of being a fence – threw a broom after my highly gravid wife, whereby she fell into convulsions, and indeed threw a bucket of water after me – as Tofte's wife put it: for lack of a chamber pot; all of which I have witnesses to prove.

As it is not the first time that I, my wife, or my visitors have been assaulted in such a way by the aforementioned Tofte and wife, I beg the police court to call then in to either prove their dishonorable accusations and actions, or suffer the punishment.

Kjøbenhavn, den 12te Juni 1801

Reverently,

Fotel.
Free Master at the Blacksmiths' Guild
Residing Mÿntergade No 52

(I think the 5 rigsdaler line means that Tofte thinks it'd be worth a possible fine)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



From an 1802 complaint by a saddler apprentice regarding the husband, Ole Pedersen Tofte: "Today morning as I stood alone in the shop, the aforementioned my master came in and shut the door and locked it behind him and began to scold me and beat me until I was quite blue."

From the documents regarding their separation:

quote:

Pro Memoria!

As I due to the unruly behaviour of my wife Karen Marie Bernts, both inside the house and between the residents of the house where I have and do live, whereby there constantly arise disagreements not only between ourselves, but also with the residents, that cause great vexations, indeed causing cases at the courts: Additionally she practices all manner of injustices against me that one can think up, in order to thus maybe lead me to assault either her or myself; It is then, that I ask of the high Magistrate that we may be called up, so that we by the intervention of the highest Magistrate may be separated in table and bed, as it is to me an impossibility to live with her any longer.

Kiøbenhavn den 27de Septemb 1804

Humbly,
O P Tofte
Master Saddler

quote:

That I on different occasions have been called to Madame Tofte to bandage some significant headwounds, whereamong especially one on the left side of the temple was dangerous and has left a significant scar, and that she now again shows evidence of violent battery at various places of the body, that her husband is to have caused her; I in truth testify as requested.

Kiöb d: 2° octob: 1804

Fridericksen
Chirurgeon at the marine

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Copenhagen, April 20 1805

As adjured, I was on Christmas Eve 1804 summoned to Master Saddler Tofte where he claimed to have been struck by his wife with a stone bowl wherewith she had hit him right in the eyebrow of the left eye, which was entirely split open and I had to visit him for 5 or 6 weeks and bandage him.

This attested by,

Teuscher,
County chirurgeon

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
To bad your ancestor didn't have access to E/N he could have had advice on how to deal with his relationship troubles in a healthy manner.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Khazar-khum posted:

Some WWI pilots claimed you could do this. The speed of the planes make it right on the edge of possible, but unlikely. It really isn't something you want to try, even as a desperation move. With no parachute, you'd be committing suicide.

By WWII the planes were far too fast to attempt this.

Basically, you don't want your plane hitting another plane midair, no matter how cool it looks in the movies.

And yet.



Worked for Robert Klingman and I swear there's another carrier pilot who did the same. Jimmy Thach actually gave instructions on how to do it to his fighter squadron before Midway because the F4F-4 traded in a lot of ammo for two more guns and they were worried fighters would run out of ammo while on CAP duty.

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




Yeah I was gonna say it would be far, FAR from the first time that war and combat pushed people into irrationally suicidal behavior

in fact getting people to go to those lengths is like 95% of fighting a war

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