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yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

The Management posted:

joke explanation for idiots:

1) 6 figures does not mean 10^(6-1). it means anything from 100,000 to 999,999.
2) there is no number between "6 figures" and "7 figures"
3) you can't have half a figure.

anyone seriously arguing that 6.5 figgies means anything should probably be ashamed.

figures != figgies. hth.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

joke explanation for idiots:

1) 6 figures does not mean 10^(6-1). it means anything from 100,000 to 999,999.
2) there is no number between "6 figures" and "7 figures"
3) you can't have half a figure.

anyone seriously arguing that 6.5 figgies means anything should probably be ashamed.

yea yea, but how about a Deece 6.5 Figgies ? Hmm?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
the op meant six and a half as in 150k as a means to intimidate and impress the yosposters and was roundly laughed out of the forum. nowadays but can mean whatever you want it to mean but I like the idea of 10e6.5 myself.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

yea yea, but how about a Deece 6.5 Figgies ? Hmm?
deece...or p deece?

smythe?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

what about a dog poo poo garbage 6.5 figgies

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Smythe posted:

yea yea, but how about a Deece 6.5 Figgies ? Hmm?

p sweet

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Possy Figgies

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Captain Foo posted:

what about a dog poo poo garbage 6.5 figgies

paid in pounds

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bobby Digital posted:

paid in pounds

:thurman:

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
who cares about the exact number if its deece? just put some faith into the op please, im sure he wouldn't misrepresent his salary

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe

The Management posted:

3) you can't have half a figure.

Look at this fractal shaming piece of poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

what is the hausdorff dimension of your figgies

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

atomicthumbs posted:

Possy Figgies

No

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Possy Nossy's Revenge.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Smythe posted:

Possy Nossy's Revenge.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Janitor Prime posted:

Look at this fractal shaming piece of poo poo

dsyp

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

how is this not this

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

samsung, again with their me-tooism

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XlB-n2qLzk

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lmao

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

they do put a lot of work into describing what letters are.. descenders, ascenders.. good job guys all around

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003


new trailer for helvetica 2 looking good

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
If you've ever listened to a spokesman for one of the "Font Foundries" they are very serious people who think a lot about TypeFaces.

They're also very good salesmen about why you need a new one even though very serious people have built every standard font we have.


I'm not convinced it isn't mostly bullshit and that it'd be very hard to measure any real difference in response to similar typefaces.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
if the font wasnt included in windows you dont need it

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

who wears glasses like that. get them properly fitted wtf

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

design stroy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

fishmech posted:

we established that what the original 6 and a half figgies guy meant was $5,000.005

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Progressive JPEG posted:

new trailer for helvetica 2 looking good

a level beyond arial

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a level beyond arial

KERN YOURSELF AND FACE TO CALIBRI

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

THC posted:

design stroy

really sums up korean management, qc, and industrial design in general

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

hey everybody. another google earnings report is out in a few days which means google PR has gotten another puff piece about them, this time in the NYT. just a little message to google investors about the innovation going on at the X labs and how it's not like every other corporate R&D division at other irrelevant tech companies from the past

cool quotes

quote:

How much money could the company save if you could get them to cut bait a year earlier?

“That’s the magic,” Mr. Teller said. “But they won’t do it. They will not raise their hands and say, ‘This project is just not what we should be working on,’ unless you start bonusing them, unless they can get a promotion for ending their project.”

Failure bonuses are also an example of how X, which was set up independent of Google from the outset, is a leading indicator of sorts for how the autonomous Alphabet could work. In Alphabet, employees who do not work for Mother Google are supposed to have their financial futures tied to their own company instead of Google’s search ads. At X, that means killing things before they become too expensive.

"we are actually very financially disciplined which is why we kill projects fast and give bonsues for doing so"

quote:

One of the best ways to save money, Mr. Teller said, is to encourage employees to kill projects before they become expensive — hence the bonus for the Foghorn team. X staff meetings begin with a “premortem” process in which people predict how various technologies might fall short. Employees’ laptops are decorated with stickers of crumpled-up paper that represent the end of past efforts.

lol

quote:

Unlike Google, where software engineers are kings, X is run by an eclectic batch of scientists and tinkerers whose backgrounds range from math, physics and chemistry to design, fashion and public art. The line “I’m not an engineer” seems to be a point of pride. Rich DeVaul, who heads a “rapid evaluation” team whose job is to hatch and kill ideas in short order, guessed that fewer than half the employees have engineering degrees (he doesn’t).

“I would argue that the great strength of X, in fact, is that basically we aren’t just a bunch of techies,” he said.

"we're actually not a bunch of geeks and this poo poo we're making has a real chance of becoming a business. please associate google X with apple and steve jobs and 'marrying technology with the liberal arts'"

and the reality

quote:

The combination of big ideas, lofty rhetoric and a strict code of secrecy has made X a source of endless speculation and conspiracy theories. The one you hear most frequently, usually from competitors and venture capitalists, is that X is a giant public relations plan to distract regulators from Google’s search business, which is under scrutiny around the world.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ban cremnob

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

every engineer on that team got a bonus because google's (now alphabet's i guess) compensation structure is base+bonus+stock. you get the bonus every year if you're not about to be fired.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cremnob posted:

a bunch of reposted poo poo as usual

get your rear end into the apple thread and defend the imminent dongle party if you must post

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Stymie posted:

get your rear end into the apple thread and defend the imminent dongle party if you must post

what's all this then?

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

fishmech posted:

what's all this then?

prob. referring to the iphone dropping the headphone jack

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
google X is more than just a money burning pr project. it also makes smart thermostats that people hate

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

hobbesmaster posted:

every engineer on that team got a bonus because google's (now alphabet's i guess) compensation structure is base+bonus+stock. you get the bonus every year if you're not about to be fired.

this is a failure bonus for failing fast. google believes this is how innovation happens

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



cremnob posted:

this is a failure bonus for failing fast. google believes this is how innovation happens

same for you re: your posts

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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

cremnob posted:

this is a failure bonus for failing fast. google believes this is how innovation happens

to be fair they probably save a poo poo load of money by paying their employees not to keep doing projects for the sake of doing them even when they are ultimately doomed to failure. imagine how much money they would have saved if they had paid a few hundred grand to shut down Google+ or Google Wave or the million other dumb projects that are now in the dead section of that "did Google shut it down" website.

they should just pay all their non search employees to go away and accept their fate of being an ad company

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