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my girlfriend doesn't exist lol
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:02 |
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My girlfriend rosy palmer is dry as gently caress in the summer.
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She's fat
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My girlfriend gave birth to a gay rear end goon named LP0 ON FIRE lol
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She's always making a big fuss about everything. Like, right now she's shrieking to be let out of the basement.
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I have to bug her daily about doing the dishes, that's more of a complaint than making fun though, sorry.
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I'm currently single.
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She's loving dead as far as I'm concerned
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my girlfriend has a penis
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I am gay so I have nothing to contribute here.
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she's all right hand
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Mine unironically and actually has aspergers.
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:My girlfriend gave birth to a gay rear end goon named LP0 ON FIRE lol But is she hot? ![]()
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mine gets all jello of me posting on the forums all the dang time lol
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My last ex-girlfriend is really heavy.
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Her boobs are just way to comically oversized.
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she's on the couch watching The Banger Sisters (2002) and was scratching her butt when I walked in and then tried to pretend she wasn't but the cover-up attempt was way too obvious
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My girlfriend is too good looking, makes too much money, and loves me too much, op.
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Tom Gorman posted:she's on the couch watching The Banger Sisters (2002) and was scratching her butt when I walked in and then tried to pretend she wasn't but the cover-up attempt was way too obvious Take a whiff of her butt and report back.
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Tom Gorman posted:she's on the couch watching The Banger Sisters (2002) and was scratching her butt when I walked in and then tried to pretend she wasn't but the cover-up attempt was way too obvious I dunno.. scratching your butt should be normal if you've been together for a bit. Scratching your crack is a different story though.
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She cheats on me but jokes on her I gave her AIDS
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I am lonely as gently caress and I pay for the privilege of touching a woman
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Don Tacorleone posted:I am lonely as gently caress and I pay for the privilege of touching a woman lmao thast almost as bad as paying ot post on a dead gay forum
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VendaGoat posted:Take a whiff of her butt and report back. this idea is dumb so i didn't do it but i said "susan sarandon is in this movie? she's an A-tier GILF" and then pretended i was jerkin it under a blanket until she left the room hahha she didn't even take the wine she was drinking with her. what a maroon
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Honey, you haven't even used your moustache wax! ![]()
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my girlfriend is angelina jolie from hackers. fuckin sucks at video games.
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haha gently caress yall scrublords who don't have a wife ![]()
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*does the neverending handkerchief magic trick, except it's out of her vag* ![]()
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Radical Catholic posted:my girlfriend is angelina jolie from hackers. fuckin sucks at video games. Same but, Tomb Raider
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VendaGoat posted:Same but, Tomb Raider How many times has your girlfriend stabbed someone's eyes out with her tits?
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:How many times has your girlfriend stabbed someone's eyes out with her tits? Including me?
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VendaGoat posted:Including me? I'm so sorry, that was insensitive of me. I'm guessing your blind by now!
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:I'm so sorry, that was insensitive of me. I'm guessing your blind by now! I get by. Thank you though.
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i don't have a girlfriend. just a sexy Latina friend who grinds on me in clubs and rubs her boobs on my face and then tells me i'm like a brother to her. and i'm totally fine with it, which is why i'm writing this post. friendship is a precious thing
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My gf doesn't like it in the butt or being choked a little bit or being tied to the bed and all those things are good and fun.
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Cnut the Great posted:i don't have a girlfriend. just a sexy Latina friend who grinds on me in clubs and rubs her boobs on my face and then tells me i'm like a brother to her. and i'm totally fine with it, which is why i'm writing this post. friendship is a precious thing cuck cuck im gay
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she ignores me all the time, like she doesn't even know I exist, or that I'm watching from the bushes
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you hear a gunshot in the distance
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FrankieGoes posted:cuck cuck im gay god that's a shame. i wish you could express your sexual identity without having your message trivialized by Internet trolls. but, as John Lennon famously said, we can't always get what we want.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:02 |
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She has to fashion diapers out of garbage bags because she has a fistula from her colon to her cooter. It makes poo come out her pussy and she leaves marks on the upholstery if she doesn't wear her trash bag diaper.
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