Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

glitchkrieg posted:

Those are boss.

I see more of a Brad Garret there

# ? Jul 13, 2016 19:37

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# ? May 10, 2024 05:09

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

JcDent posted:

Their latest kickstarter, which is SoB, eldar, deldar and their WHFB counterparts. "Lust elves" is their name for the dark ones. It's a lot of titties and The Borg meet Kingdom Death. The SoB stuff is better, but a lot of non-troops stuff looks like an absolute paint to pain. And they have regular sexy nuns, for reasons.

However, none of that stuff is on sale yet, so it might just be a lot of overly ambitious renders.

Ah, I didn't know these were supposed to be GW proxies.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 19:45

moths: Aug 25, 2004; I would also still appreciate some danger.

They only sort-of are, there are a ton of figures that don't have direct analogues in GW anything. Originally there was going to be a placeholder game, but nobody actually cared so it was abandoned.

# ? Jul 13, 2016 19:47

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Painting them with a huge raging boner and then showing them to all your friends. Whether they want or not.

"I notice you looking at my slut altar, you wanna see the detailed pubic hair I glued to the models ?" :heysexy:

# ? Jul 13, 2016 20:20

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Fathis Munk posted:

Painting them with a huge raging boner and then showing them to all your friends. Whether they want or not.

"I notice you looking at my slut altar, you wanna see the detailed pubic hair I glued to the models ?"

*turns back to date; only woman shaped cloud of dust remains*

# ? Jul 13, 2016 21:45

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

JcDent posted:

gently caress, I didn't even notice that this is less of a Penitent Engine and more of Inquisitor's Whorehammers Pimp-Throne of Judgement.

What the gently caress, Raging Heroes. When members of SoB or the Ecclesiarchy go naked it is so they could wrap themselves in scrolls and die in glorious combat for the God-Emperor!

EDIT: You post that and not the literal slut altar of the succubi?

You'll want to click for big on the next one to drink in the details of the slavegirls pushing the thing

It's probably going to be stupid big, stupid expensive and I am horrified at the mere thought of painting. Better to buy an Imperial Knight and just hang pictures of naked ladies on it.

Whoever buys this poo poo should be put on some kind of watch list.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:49

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

The government's got enough to do without tracking horny nerds.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:52

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

Mr. Squishy posted:

The government's got enough to do without tracking horny nerds.

gently caress ISIS man. This the greatest threat to western civilization.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 10:53

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

AnElegantPeacock posted:

Whoever buys this poo poo should be put on some kind of watch list.

Yeah, but also people who buy models with severed heads & half-eaten corpses, paint realistic blood effects etc.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:13

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

I've given it a second thought and now I'm in favour of making the president read a synopsis of who's buying titty-figs and bad dragon dildos.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 11:15

Kai Tave: Jul 2, 2012; Fallen Rib

Tits or no, those miniatures are overdesigned as poo poo. That's some Age of Sigmar level fiddly detail. Seriously, can you imagine that succubus dias thing tipping over? It looks like it'd explode into shards.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 12:26

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

If I was at a hobby shop and I even saw someone looking at a magazine with that poo poo I'd cover my son's eyes, throw him over my shoulder and run out the door.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 05:28

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

I own one Raging Heroes mini because I got it for free, the casting quality on it is ultra poo poo.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 08:14

Frobbe: Jan 19, 2007; Calm Down

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I own one Raging Heroes mini because I got it for free, the casting quality on it is ultra poo poo.

I bought two of their Not IG figures (sniper lady and lady with binoculars) and the little hippo mascot. Those casts were nearly flawless.

Won't ever buy tits'n'rear end models from any vendor tho

# ? Jul 15, 2016 08:27

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

What is it with traditional games and bringing out lovely people? I had a new guy a couple weeks ago who thankfully didn't cut it. He played dnd, magic and went to cons buuuuuuuut he also talked about how useless feminism is and how Zoe and Anita deserved run out of the media.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 11:42

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

90% of trad gamers are terrible terrible people in my experience

friend recently tried out a "FLGS" we found near us; he bought �60 worth of stuff from the shop and the guy who served him (the guy who runs the place) literally said nothing to him the entire time.

He asked the price of a game, guy scanned it and pointed at the readout on the till. When buying the game he just held his hand out for money and then said nothing afterwards. Freakin weird.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 11:48

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Yeah, gamers are hosed. Also I heard Moola said Age of Sigmar was good?

# ? Jul 15, 2016 11:55

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Skellybones posted:

Yeah, gamers are hosed. Also I heard Moola said Age of Sigmar was good?

Really hosed if tru

# ? Jul 15, 2016 12:21

berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I own one Raging Heroes mini because I got it for free, the casting quality on it is ultra poo poo.

I backed the Jailbirds for Necromunda not-Escher, and the casts are perfect.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:18

FrostyPox: Feb 8, 2012

I'd actually be really tempted to buy some of the Iron Empire troops and heroes if I had any interest in a game I could feasibly use them in, but that's about it.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 15:17

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

I spent most of my day going through AoS lists and seeing how much a 1k point of skellies (gw wight king, random 3rd party necromancer, mantic skellies, mantic skelly cav and gw grave guard) would cost me. Too much, but still, no regrets.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 16:56

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I don't know what's going on here but look at that goddamned scrunt marine on the right

# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:26

Safety Factor: Oct 31, 2009; Grimey Drawer

cyberia posted:

I don't know what's going on here but look at that goddamned scrunt marine on the right

Uh, that's just a regular marine with a chaos warrior helmet. Or am I missing something? :confused:

It's a comparison shot.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:43

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

cyberia posted:

I don't know what's going on here but look at that goddamned scrunt marine on the right

scalecreep.jpg

# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:48

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Safety Factor posted:

Uh, that's just a regular marine with a chaos warrior helmet. Or am I missing something? It's a comparison shot.

Just that next to the middle mini he looks like a dwarf in space marine armour.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 10:09

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

cyberia posted:

Just that next to the middle mini he looks like a dwarf in space marine armour.

Well that's heroic scale vs. truescale for you.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 18:49

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Scruntreebeard

# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:04

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SRM posted:

Scruntreebeard

Dude...my hands are huge!

# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:11

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