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bean mom

what you got to hide, water? why u always run?

why do you take the shape of whatever container you're in?

GET BACK HERE!!! :argh:

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
If everyone wanted to poop and pee in me, polute me, I'd run like hell too!

<3 <3 Vanisher

Furia

water runs away from it's dark past

water is kind of a social chameleon and adapts to all situations because it doesn't want to stand out

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
pparhaps have u mayb considered

enfreezening the water???

idk if its humane or not :ohdear:





drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
It's not running from anything op, It's running towards the future.

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alnilam

"There's no races, only a runner," water said quietly, looking wistfully at the horizon.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Run, water run.
Find that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to find another one.

For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
The water is just trying to get in shape.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
"Time to work on my beach bod." - Water

Zorodius

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
only the first molecule has any direction, the rest just follow after

clitical hit

gravity is scury

bean mom

Zorodius posted:

only the first molecule has any direction, the rest just follow after

what a mindless mob

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Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ha ha!

hydrogen bonds~





alnilam

Water is running from Paul McCartney because he has a creepy obsession with where it will go

alnilam

Water, finally seeping through bedrock and into the aquifer below: "finally I'm safe with my people!"

Paul McCartney strikes a match for light in the airspace of the deep subterranean hollow: "aha, found you!! You'll have to try better than that hehe"

google THIS

*reporter sees a stream running down the mountainside*

excuse me, sir, may I have a moment?

*water picks up its pace, reporter jogs alongside the stream holding out their microphone*

I have some questions for you, water. is the Loch Ness monster real?

*stream joins a river, tries to get lost in the crowd*

scientists are saying that we know more about outer space than the depths of our own oceans

*river quickens, reporter has to yell over a roaring sound*

WHY ALL THE SECRECY? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

*water disappears over a giant waterfall*

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! WE'RE 65% YOU!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

*reporter sees a stream running down the mountainside*

excuse me, sir, may I have a moment?

*water picks up its pace, reporter jogs alongside the stream holding out their microphone*

I have some questions for you, water. is the Loch Ness monster real?

*stream joins a river, tries to get lost in the crowd*

scientists are saying that we know more about outer space than the depths of our own oceans

*river quickens, reporter has to yell over a roaring sound*

WHY ALL THE SECRECY? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

*water disappears over a giant waterfall*

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! WE'RE 65% YOU!

Zorodius

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

google THIS posted:

*reporter sees a stream running down the mountainside*

excuse me, sir, may I have a moment?

*water picks up its pace, reporter jogs alongside the stream holding out their microphone*

I have some questions for you, water. is the Loch Ness monster real?

*stream joins a river, tries to get lost in the crowd*

scientists are saying that we know more about outer space than the depths of our own oceans

*river quickens, reporter has to yell over a roaring sound*

WHY ALL THE SECRECY? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

*water disappears over a giant waterfall*

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! WE'RE 65% YOU!

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you

google THIS posted:

*reporter sees a stream running down the mountainside*

excuse me, sir, may I have a moment?

*water picks up its pace, reporter jogs alongside the stream holding out their microphone*

I have some questions for you, water. is the Loch Ness monster real?

*stream joins a river, tries to get lost in the crowd*

scientists are saying that we know more about outer space than the depths of our own oceans

*river quickens, reporter has to yell over a roaring sound*

WHY ALL THE SECRECY? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

*water disappears over a giant waterfall*

THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! WE'RE 65% YOU!

Microwaves Mom

by zen death robot
I caught water once and threw it in freezer prison, when I came back to check on it it was gone! It had substituted itself with poor ice. IDK how it pulled it off but it always seems to escape from my freezer prison.

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
I know the sun is in on it. I saw water, yeah like it didnt care, in a puddle. It must have seen i know and started evaporsting, people were saying "mmm nice sun" but they didnt know it was helping water escape us yet again

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google THIS

*water remains perfectly still*

*vampire attempts to cross*

*water suddenly takes off, knocking vampire on his rear end*

water: bitch!

vampire: gently caress you!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

*water remains perfectly still*

*vampire attempts to cross*

*water suddenly takes off, knocking vampire on his rear end*

water: bitch!

vampire: gently caress you!

Senior Management



Water trains eternally for the day when it will be fast enough to compete in the Olympics.

:jerry:

bean mom

Vynar posted:

Water trains eternally for the day when it will be fast enough to compete in the Olympics.

That's silly of water, water doesn't have a neck to put a medal around

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Water is just unflavored soup

alnilam

Soup: What is it running from?

nvm no cake

the water. it runs from it's own mortality. but the joke is on the water, because there is no escape.

nvm no cake

Luvcow posted:

Run, water run.
Find that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to find another one.

For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
it's running from the ice cube trays.

it does not want to be confined in them. to be made still in the cold? no.

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Furia posted:

water runs away from it's dark past

water is kind of a social chameleon and adapts to all situations because it doesn't want to stand out

A storied past from eons gone by wherein water has to fight the evil great old ones from beyond the stars.

Senior Management



Sometimes water runs away from the gross sewage we dump in it but it can never shake it.

:jerry:

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Vynar posted:

Sometimes water runs away from the gross sewage we dump in it but it can never shake it.

Which brings us back to the Olympics. . .

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Barking Gecko posted:

Which brings us back to the Olympics. . .

it is raising the standard of brave and heroic athletes and may set the bar for environmental difficulties for future games

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Zyla posted:

That's silly of water, water doesn't have a neck to put a medal around

Confirmed: Water is a goon


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Thales: "Water is running from itself."

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ennui.

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
back underground

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
ground water, filthy mudblood

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
stream.. haha you know what else is a stream. my piss :D

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