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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Outrail posted:

Can someone lease outline a standardized measure of stupid scale for future discussion.

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/serendipia/Stupidity.html
http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/serendipia/Stupidity2.html

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NLzlSaU4Qk

Here’s another angle of that McLaren/skateboard incident I posted earlier.

Now we can discuss who’s in the wrong for a few pages.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
Oregon lady posts some crazy racist poo poo, is forced to cancel her upcoming festival, claims hackers "photoshopped" racism onto her page.

Her Facebook history reveals someone who hates BLM.

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34602645-75/story.csp

Edit: my other favorite part, claims Facebook will "investigate."

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Samfucius posted:

Oregon lady posts some crazy racist poo poo, is forced to cancel her upcoming festival, claims hackers "photoshopped" racism onto her page.

Her Facebook history reveals someone who hates BLM.

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34602645-75/story.csp

Edit: my other favorite part, claims Facebook will "investigate."

I like how being a Trump supporter is provided as proof of racism.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Thats all the proof I need. :v:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Captainsalami posted:

Thats all the proof I need. :v:

Same

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah there's not a ton of wiggle room there when a primary talking point involves xenophobia and "some good ones."

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
No no, I'm not racist, I just vote for the candidate who says a bunch of racist poo poo

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Update: absolutely read the comments, at least until one of her colleagues from the festival shows up to defend her.

oh dope posted:

I like how being a Trump supporter is provided as proof of racism.

Lol yeah, after like three other pieces of evidence.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Point taken on the trespassing - last I checked I still have yet to see a bird watcher taking pictures while driving, or walk into traffic obliviously watching their phone and get hit by a car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIKhLh7sKcI

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Don't bother, at this point it's like arguing with a moon landing or 9/11 truther. Choice of hobby doesn't have a massive effect on the number of stupid people doing it.

And if you can't imagine a trainspotter or birder swerving all over the road trying to take a picture of a train or parrot you're not using your imagination.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Outrail posted:

Don't bother, at this point it's like arguing with a moon landing or 9/11 truther. Choice of hobby doesn't have a massive effect on the number of stupid people doing it.

And if you can't imagine a trainspotter or birder swerving all over the road trying to take a picture of a train or parrot you're not using your imagination.

You can probably add "pokemon goer" to that list too. I could see someone swerving all over the road trying to throw a ball at a roadside bulbasaur

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

ElGroucho posted:

Can someone tell me how Pokemon Go is any different from birdwatching or trainspotting, thanks

Azhais posted:

You can probably add "pokemon goer" to that list too. I could see someone swerving all over the road trying to throw a ball at a roadside bulbasaur

And the loop is complete.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

What you mean you idiots aren't cashing in and driving a bunch of morons around for money while they play PoGO?

- literally a thing my friend told me last week

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Was he?

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Idunno but I'll admit I thought about it.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I'm trying to get the owner of the bar I work at to do the lure thing, the closest stop is reachable half a block from our patio; its sparse-ish north of the river, and a lil bit run down, but its an old part of town with tons of old landmarks and at least one hardcore Ingress player, tons of gyms for a low density area

only thing I keep thinking is that I wish there were lures that only worked on 21 and overs but other plays in town have managed without much trouble

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
bird watching, train spotting, and pokemon going are all the same in that if you somehow manage to die while doing it, good riddance

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Azhais posted:

You can probably add "pokemon goer" to that list too. I could see someone swerving all over the road trying to throw a ball at a roadside bulbasaur

I'm actually pretty worried about this as a motorcycle rider. Considering my bike is still in the shop getting fixed from the last inattentive driver that crashed into me.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Apparently some Uber drivers are doing just that.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I guess what I'm really saying is that cellphone Pokemon is just as lame to an outsider as birdwatching or trainspotting, sorry for the confusion, Ashes of the world

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

ElGroucho posted:

I guess what I'm really saying is that cellphone Pokemon is just as lame to an outsider as birdwatching or trainspotting, sorry for the confusion, Ashes of the world

I never got why birdwatching is as sad as trainspotting. Bird watching has an element of risk in that "bird might not show up" is a very real thing. With train spotting you for sure know a train is going to appear.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

zakharov posted:

No no, I'm not racist, I just vote for the candidate who says a bunch of racist poo poo

The only way out is to not vote.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/oU0pv0P.mp4

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Samfucius posted:

Oregon lady posts some crazy racist poo poo, is forced to cancel her upcoming festival, claims hackers "photoshopped" racism onto her page.

Her Facebook history reveals someone who hates BLM.

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34602645-75/story.csp

Edit: my other favorite part, claims Facebook will "investigate."

quote:

Your comment that Republicans are racist is racist itself. Grow up.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

FlyinPingu posted:

quote:

Your comment that Republicans are racist is racist itself. Grow up.

The best part is that the dude didn't even say Republicans are racist. He said his entire family is Republican, and they are all racist. He made no attempt to broaden that statement, it was just an anecdote about his crazy racist family.

Then the other dude started projecting and getting super defensive, and the comments got that much better.

edit: of course the other best part is that Republicans are a race now.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This is probably stdh.txt but a friend of mine who works as a small appliance repair tech had a faulty robot vacuum on test in the workshop and it got outside. It was promptly ran over by the delivery truck that had new parts for it.

Even though he is trustworthy with his stories I'm calling it bullshit until I see a photo of a flattened robot.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Josef bugman posted:

I never got why birdwatching is as sad as trainspotting. Bird watching has an element of risk in that "bird might not show up" is a very real thing. With train spotting you for sure know a train is going to appear.
Not if you're trainspotting in England.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Sorry, what?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

RareAcumen posted:

Sorry, what?

Now he's never going to catch that serial killer!

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
Some sportsfreude out of Chicago tonight. Chris Sale, a pitcher for the White Sox who is both pretty good and rumored to be on the block for trades (against his will), was supposed to start tonight. As starting pitcher, usually it's been Sox practice that he gets to pick the jersey he wants to wear, because you want your pitchers comfy. Today though, the team had been promoting these 76 throwback jerseys that the team would wear again tonight, planning to hand similar ones out to the fans and all, and come hell or high water the players would wear the throwbacks.

Well, they didn't plan for Chris Sale with a knife.

That's right, Sale cut up the jerseys so that nobody could wear them. He was scratched and sent home, and I guess we'll see if he still gets traded.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Humphreys posted:

This is probably stdh.txt but a friend of mine who works as a small appliance repair tech had a faulty robot vacuum on test in the workshop and it got outside. It was promptly ran over by the delivery truck that had new parts for it.

Even though he is trustworthy with his stories I'm calling it bullshit until I see a photo of a flattened robot.

Here's a real robot vacuum story. A friend of mine has two big dogs, and also has cameras rigged up in the house so he can check in online and watch them when he is at work. His house is mostly tile, with some rugs as well. He got a broken roomba from a friend who was going to throw it out, and repaired it by looking up how to online.

One day one his dogs was sick, and he saw on the camera from work one of the dogs spray diarrhea on the kitchen floor. Then he watched helplessly as the robot vacuum drove all over it, spreading it as a thin glaze over the entire house over the next few hours. It took him hours to clean it up. He threw away the vacuum.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

canyoneer posted:

Here's a real robot vacuum story. A friend of mine has two big dogs, and also has cameras rigged up in the house so he can check in online and watch them when he is at work. His house is mostly tile, with some rugs as well. He got a broken roomba from a friend who was going to throw it out, and repaired it by looking up how to online.

One day one his dogs was sick, and he saw on the camera from work one of the dogs spray diarrhea on the kitchen floor. Then he watched helplessly as the robot vacuum drove all over it, spreading it as a thin glaze over the entire house over the next few hours. It took him hours to clean it up. He threw away the vacuum.

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Schadenfreude Thread: Like a thin glaze of doggie diarrhea over someone else's house

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Could you explain the schadenfreude for someone who doesn't follow sports? Dude didn't want to wear a shirt so he cut them all up?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

meiram posted:

Well, they didn't plan for Chris Sale with a knife.

Apparently it wasn't even a comfort or playability thing, he just wanted to have the shirt tucked in because he didn't like the untucked look (but the request was refused)

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"They won't let me tuck my shirt in, so I'm gonna slice up all these shirts" :psyduck: what

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"They won't let me tuck my shirt in, so I'm gonna slice up all these shirts" :psyduck: what

its really not that loving complicated you gigantic nerd

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"They won't let me tuck my shirt in, so I'm gonna slice up all these shirts" :psyduck: what

His job is to win games, not sell merchandise. Being told to sacrifice his comfort to make the owners a few more bucks has to chafe, especially when they might be trying to trade him. For reference: imagine your company was going to force you to live somewhere else, like Detroit or San Francisco. :nms:

Alaois posted:

its really not that loving complicated you gigantic nerd

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"They won't let me tuck my shirt in, so I'm gonna slice up all these shirts" :psyduck: what

It sounds really petty, but mild irritation can go a long way to affecting your performance at a task and when someone forces you to use a uniform you absolutely hate, it's distracting. When you potentially have an entire game riding on whether or not you do well, being distracted by your uncomfortable poo poo shirts would probably not help.

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