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Jippa posted:So what are the regional stereotypes in germany then? I always assumed that munich was the more cultured artsy place and say dortmund was rougher more working class (I can only think in terms of football teams Everybody outside the Axis Berlin-Hamburg-Leverkusen is a weirdo who can't speak proper German. 
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South of the Main river: sweet civilization North of the Main river: Literally Mad Max, only retarded. Communicate in noises lifted from a H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu cultist. Last time they had an economy was when they could enslave Poles to dig coal out of holes in the ground. Should honestly be ceded back to Russia. Volcott posted:People whose asylum claims are denied should be returned to their countries of origin: an unreasonable opinion. "Should be returned to their countries of origin despite an ongoing ultrabrutal civil war" makes it sound a bit less reasonable tho. aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Riso posted:Already can see the responses: 
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aphid_licker posted:Last time they had an economy was when they could enslave Poles to dig coal out of holes in the ground. Should honestly be ceded back to Russia.
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aphid_licker posted:South of the Main river: sweet civilization It's the middle east, there will always be an ongoing ultrabrutal civil war.
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Mithaldu posted:MeckPomm hat Kühe und Hühner. Glaub ich. Even Thor fuckin Steinar is apparently based in Dubai. Volcott posted:It's the middle east, there will always be an ongoing ultrabrutal civil war. That doesn't make dropping a dude off there to maybe die in it okay.
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Volcott posted:It's the middle east, there will always be an ongoing ultrabrutal civil war. Ignoring the obvious moral issues such a blanket statement brings with it, how do you propose we do transport these people there? Do we borrow the one working Transall the Bundeswehr has left, fly it over to Syria, hoping nobody shoots it down, and kick them out of the plane while in the air? Or should we just call up Assad and ask him nicely to take back people that most likely do not like his already embattled regime?
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Volcott posted:It's the middle east, there will always be an ongoing ultrabrutal civil war. But enough about Saxony.
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 http://www.huffingtonpost.de/torste..._hp_ref=germany These are terrible times.
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Is that rear end in a top hat smoking a cigar in his photo?
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Sounds like someone wants to be mistaken for a terrorist like those two plainclothes policemen were and risk being run over in a BMW.
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Mithaldu posted:MeckPomm hat Kühe und Hühner. Glaub ich. barely. it has "landschaft", which by definition is the absence of things.
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Jul 25, 2016 10:03
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Our landschaft is really pretty tho.
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:
Hahahaha, if this dipshit is ever allowed to carry his dick extension in public I'm laufing Amok.
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Jippa posted:So what are the regional stereotypes in germany then? I always assumed that munich was the more cultured artsy place and say dortmund was rougher more working class (I can only think in terms of football teams Warning, hyperbole Basically we here in the North (former Prussia basically) are the cool and normal guys, apart from some people that became a bit dumber under the communists in East Germany. The "Germans" in the south are strange freaks that nobody likes, especially the Bavarians, who should hurry up and join Austria. No sane German wears Lederhosen.
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With regards to denied asylum requests and how to treat these people: I think we need to distinguish between 3 cases: a) Their country of origin is an actual warzone: In this case they should be allowed to stay in Germany, but it should be made very clear that they have no chance to stay here. People that commit crimes should be housed in closed facilities, to prevent them from causing further harm to the public, given that the usual sentences will likely not have a deterring effect. b) Everyone else: Send them back asap. If they (e.g. throwing away identification papers, lying, etc.) or their country of origin (not accepting people back in) is uncooperative in this effort, house them in similar closed facilities. Additionally make sure that they are not able and have no prospect of ever becoming able to send money back home to support their families. c) They have a acute illness that prevents them from being transported: Put them in a closed facility with the necessary medical care provided until they can be transported. Worse medical conditions in the country of origin should not prevent deportation in cases of chronic illnesses.
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GaussianCopula posted:With regards to denied asylum requests and how to treat these people: Maybe you are being ironic, but these three cases are exactly how things are handled right now. The guy got a Duldung because we ain't gonna send someone back to loving Syria right now.
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I think the idea of closed facilities manages to be equally unpopular with the left (because of KZ associations) and the right (because foreigners living the good life on OUR TAX MONEY).
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Ya'll are aware none of the asylum seekers practically come from Vietnam war combat zones, but have been living in camps or transit countries like Turkey or Iran (esp Afghans) for long periods?
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Boner Slaem posted:Maybe you are being ironic, but these three cases are exactly how things are handled right now. No it's not. They currently get the same prison sentences that Germans do and there is no closed facility housing for them if they or their country of origin does not cooperate with the deportation. Aix posted:so youre saying put em in a kz no matter what First of all I object to you characterizing closed facilities with KZs, given that they goal should not be to kill people or use them as slave labour. Secondly, a person, who entered Germany illegally, even though they have no valid claim to Asylum, would be allowed to live (and work) in Germany as long as they do not commit crimes. My Lovely Horse posted:I think the idea of closed facilities manages to be equally unpopular with the left (because of KZ associations) and the right (because foreigners living the good life on OUR TAX MONEY). Well, the tax argument is silly, because the state is paying for them if they live outside of those facilities too and that's probably more expensive, given that the facilities will only need to provide the bare minimum standard of living that doesn't violate human rights.
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GaussianCopula posted:a) Their country of origin is an actual warzone: In this case they should be allowed to stay in Germany, but it should be made very clear that they have no chance to stay here. People that commit crimes should be housed in closed facilities, to prevent them from causing further harm to the public, given that the usual sentences will likely not have a deterring effect. There's talk about converting a Duldung to Bleiberecht for people who have no criminal record and can support themselves, and that makes a lot of sense. See https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duldung_(Aufenthaltsrecht)#Bleiberecht and the next paragraph, Aufenthaltserlaubnis für gut integrierte Geduldete.
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I guess it wasn't vehicular Notwehr this time ...quote:„Dass der Fahrer ein Held sei oder Ähnliches, ist absoluter Mumpitz“, sagte ein Polizeisprecher auf Anfrage. Das werde zwar so kolportiert, entspreche aber keineswegs der Wahrheit. So habe der Autofahrer den 21-Jährigen entgegen ersten Meldungen nicht vorsätzlich angefahren, sondern sei abgelenkt gewesen und habe ihn deshalb erfasst. „Es war ein ganz normaler Verkehrsunfall“, so der Polizeisprecher. „Alles andere wäre zeitlich nicht möglich gewesen. Der Autofahrer konnte von der Tat nichts wissen.“
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Elektroschockhalsbänder die auf Allahu Akbar und die Nähe von kecken blonden Mädels reagieren. Kann man ein neuronales Netz auf Blondinenerkennung trainieren? Sind Informatiker im thread die sich da auskennen?
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So, turns out our Amokläufer got his weapon from the darknet, and some of the smarter politicians have called for greater scrutiny. So that's something, at least. But where the hell do these people get their explosive vests from? If there's anything readily apparent from the last few attacks, it's that they're anything but professional. Do they all just google for bomb construction kits and build it with supplies from the hardware store + the kitchen + reject fireworks? It's apparently difficult enough that other recent attackers couldn't pull it off, but it's insane people can still do this.
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Mithaldu posted:There are more broad strokes in that the further south you go, the weirder the language becomes, with Bavaria being the Hochburg of strange talk, ... What? Bavarian is at least recognizable as a german dialect. Ever heard someone from northern Germany speak Platt?
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Torquemadras posted:So, turns out our Amokläufer got his weapon from the darknet, and some of the smarter politicians have called for greater scrutiny. So that's something, at least. Das Butterbrot posted:What? Bavarian is at least recognizable as a german dialect. Ever heard someone from northern Germany speak Platt? -- Danke liebe Polizei... quote:"Mein Eindruck war, der hat sich wie in einem Computerspiel bewegt", sagte Kriminaldirektor Hermann Utz. quote:Der Amokläufer von München hat nach Angaben der Polizei mehrere Opfer mit Kopfschüssen getötet und sich dabei vermutlich an Killerspielen orientiert.
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Mithaldu posted:The difference is that platt is dead. I come from Stralsund and have known a few people who could speak it, but they're dead now. quote:Danke liebe Polizei... Bet this guy's last video game was a Lucas Arts adventure back in the 15hundreds.
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Mithaldu posted:Danke liebe Polizei... 
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botany posted:Platt is comparatively dead. I hesitate to call Stralsund a big city but when you go to smaller villages the people there still speak it. It's just that there's less Platt speakers around than Bavarians.  But yeah, there may be holdouts in the villages. Doubt they're teaching their kids platt though. There is one theater in hamburg too, i think. Theatre? botany posted:Bet this guy's last video game was a Lucas Arts adventure back in the 15hundreds. He probably crouch-jumped through some windows.
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Mithaldu posted:Danke liebe Polizei... quote:"Mein Eindruck war, der hat sich wie in einem Computerspiel bewegt" It's not nice to make pusthumously fun of his Gehfehler. The other pupils at school mocked him enough for this.
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Mithaldu posted:Anarchisten-Handbuch, etc. We still got some plattdütsch speakers in Hamburg and along the Niedersachsen Elbe coast, but most of them are pretty old. Some local schools are trying to teach Platt to the kids these days but I don't think it's taking. I still remember learning the Äppel klaun and the Tüdelband songs in preschool and now people have no idea what those are  edit: I'm gonna play somne killerspiele tonight pray to allah I don't snap thank you.
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aphid_licker posted:South of the Main river: sweet civilization To get a bit more detailed: Bavaria: God's own country. Best beer, best food, best landscape, best language, best religion, best economy, best traditional attire. The government sucks though which I suspect is due to infiltration by the dreaded Protestant Baden-Württemberg: While the Catholics in there know how to have a good time, the Protestants have a stick rammed up their rear end all the way up to the head. Spend every second they're not cleaning the sidewalks with trying to minimise their expenses some more. Saxony: Outside of the cities a blasted wasteland full of Nazis speaking in guttural noises they pretend are a language. The Sorbs are cool, though. Rhineland: Outside of the Ruhr area it's Karneval 24/7 all day, every day. Wine comes from the faucet there. The Ruhr area is nothing but chimneys and coal dust and misery. Northern Germany (coastal area): Fishermen with hosed up hats drinking Korn all day. Speak maybe one word or two per day, and when they do talk it's practically in Danish, i.e. not a language at all Northern Germany (everywhere else): Literally this. Protestant devils conspiring to keep Bavaria down. Used to get a boner when they see, hear, feel, taste, smell or think about anything military-related, probably still do. They're all mentally deranged, probably from too little beer and because of how flat everything is up there Everything I didn't mention: Here be lions
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Mithaldu posted:But yeah, there may be holdouts in the villages. Doubt they're teaching their kids platt though. There is one theater in hamburg too, i think. Theatre? Yeah that's the famous Ohnsorg Theater. They still put up plays in plattdütsch.
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System Metternich posted:Northern Germany (coastal area): Fishermen with hosed up hats drinking Korn all day. Speak maybe one word or two per day, and when they do talk it's practically in Danish, i.e. not a language at all That's scarily accurate, for the record. Well, other than the hats. Most fishermen don't wear hats other than the occasional Wollmütze, which is basically a beanie.
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botany posted:Yeah that's the famous Ohnsorg Theater. They still put up plays in plattdütsch. I'm gonna go there soon but to see Jasmin "Blümchen" Wagner. It's gonna be either the best thing or the worst thing I'm not sure yet.
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botany posted:That's scarily accurate, for the record. Well, other than the hats. Most fishermen don't wear hats other than the occasional Wollmütze, which is basically a beanie. I was thinking of this one 
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System Metternich posted:too little beer and because Ha Ha Ha oh boy, you're cordially invited to a night out on the Kiez min jong.
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