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System Metternich posted:Bavaria: God's own country. Best beer, best food, best landscape, best language, best religion, best economy, best traditional attire. The government sucks though which I suspect is due to infiltration by the dreaded Protestant System Metternich posted:Northern Germany (coastal area): Fishermen with hosed up hats drinking Korn all day. Speak maybe one word or two per day, and when they do talk it's practically in Danish, i.e. not a language at all
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Mithaldu posted:Haha, as if german beer wasn't literally the worst in the world before american beer. Weissbier is not real Bier anyway.
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az posted:I'm gonna go there soon but to see Jasmin "Blümchen" Wagner. It's gonna be either the best thing or the worst thing I'm not sure yet. System Metternich posted:I was thinking of this one The last time I've seen somebody actually wear one of those it was a super old dude in the village I grew up in during the 90s. edit: quote:Haha, as if german beer wasn't literally the worst in the world before american beer.
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botany posted:The last time I've seen somebody actually wear one of those it was a super old dude in the village I grew up in during the 90s. az posted:Weissbier is not real Bier anyway.
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Jul 25, 2016 12:30
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It's good we can put our differences with terrorism aside and focus on the real, eternal enemy here, other Germans.
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botany posted:Wow maybe don't drink Plörre??
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Mithaldu posted:My father wears one to the Gartenarbeit and when buying fish from the Kutters at the Hafen. Hahaha aww man that takes me back 
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That reminds me. Stralsund is a wild place. Someone actually blew up a fish kutter to free up the space so another kutter could use it, and since there was no evidence the police could do nothing.
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Jul 25, 2016 12:33
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Looks like the Ansbach bomber maybe wasn't trying to blow himself up, as he had two cellphones and was putting down the rucksack when it exploded. And he did a lot of "hectic" phoning beforehand, so police are thinking it was a real terror attack. http://www.tagesspiegel.de/weltspiegel/nach-dem-anschlag-von-ansbach-attentaeter-sollte-abgeschoben-werden/13922610.html
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Jul 25, 2016 12:45
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az posted:It's good we can put our differences with terrorism aside and focus on the real, eternal enemy here, other Germans. Now, now, let's not be hasty... First we'd have to determine who's really a proper "German".
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Jul 25, 2016 12:54
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Rushputin posted:Now, now, let's not be hasty... That's pretty simple: anyone who speaks my dialect.
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az posted:It's good we can put our differences with terrorism aside and focus on the real, eternal enemy here, other Germans. simpsons_natural_enemies.jpeg
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I don't know why but I always found northern Germans (like idk Hamburg and north of that) to be the most likable Germans apart from Allgäuer of course. Maybe it's because they are similarly "maulfaul". So it's basically deep south or far north. Everything inbetween can get nuked.
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Jul 25, 2016 13:32
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System Metternich posted:
My Bavarian friends confirm this is absolutely true.
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bronin posted:I don't know why but I always found northern Germans (like idk Hamburg and north of that) to be the most likable Germans apart from Allgäuer of course. Maybe it's because they are similarly "maulfaul". So it's basically deep south or far north. Everything inbetween can get nuked. Schleich di IRL
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Afriscipio posted:My Bavarian friends confirm this is absolutely true. A wise man once said about northern Germany: Mao Tse Tung war bei uns nie so'n Thema, Muttern sacht Politiker die komm' und die geh'n ma. Which proves Bavarians are huge commies!
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Jul 25, 2016 13:46
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ArchangeI posted:That's pretty simple: anyone who speaks my dialect.  The Real Foogla posted:A wise man once said about northern Germany:
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Mithaldu posted:Actually true, many north germans have literally no opinion about politics. We actually do, we just don't care enough to talk about it. Because that would require talking. Which we don't do.
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Jul 25, 2016 13:57
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ArchangeI posted:We actually do, we just don't care enough to talk about it. Because that would require talking. Which we don't do. Yeah ok, that's more accurate.
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Mithaldu posted:Anyone who speaks the legally mandated and taught lingua franca of germany: Hochdeutsch. A hosed up artificial language designed by *recoils visibly* Martin Luther, which makes it the German version of Sauron's Dark Tongue. Bavarian otoh can be traced all the way back to the 6th century and is the true and living language of the people. Need I say more? 
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Ok, which language is more religious?
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A typical conversation between two Hamburger "Bayern wa" *shrugs* *drinks Holsten/Flens/Astra/Dithmarscher in silence for fifteen minutes*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB07aLp7u2g&t=49s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOeYcG0WyQ
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Jul 25, 2016 14:36
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pro click
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niethan posted:Schleich di IRL I was still recovering from "Here be Lions", but now I'm actually dying.
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Jul 25, 2016 14:47
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All I hear is a bunch of ugly poo poo surrounded by Frankfurt. Super weird to see him do Königsberg and Breslau though, but I guess this was probably the late 60s and it wasn't that long before that when those places were German.
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Drone posted:All I hear is a bunch of ugly poo poo surrounded by Frankfurt. My guess is he learned to do those accents at some point and didn't want to let it go to waste. Also afaik there's some German speakers in those areas to this day. Frankfurt accent cutest accent.
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Jul 25, 2016 14:54
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This man is a national treasure.  Duzzy Funlop posted:I was still recovering from "Here be Lions", but now I'm actually dying.
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proest of clicks
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Alles was nicht ostwestfälisch ist soll in Flammen niedergehen.
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no god would be cruel enough to destroy everything but Paderborn.
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Something to lighten the mood: WIZO - Adagio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0aPfMuK9X0
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botany posted:no god would be cruel enough to destroy everything but Paderborn. Obviously Paderborn would be destroyed as well to make room for Randlerpolis. (At least that's partly the reason. Not gonna be so stupid as to build Randlerpolis right on those 30 something river sources.)
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I'll have to drive in between Bielefeld and Paderborn on my way to nature one soon and I hope I don't get stuck in some time and space hole. Also whoever put nature one and airforce on the same date is a terrible person, possibly even a bavarian 
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Excuse, me, if we could drive all the religious extremists and neonazis from Oberfranken into Unterfranken, then burn Unterfranken to the Grundmauers, then put Oberfranken on stilts and flood the planet, that would be cool.
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The rest of Germany would band together first and saw off your stilts from below because you can't have nice things god damnit.
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