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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
This speaker lineup seems very low energy. Bring in some of Clinton's business partners or some tech guy on speed!

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/757636770636845056

noice

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

how much is putin paying you

A tidy sum.

Wait, hold on. Getting an incoming transmission from my KGB handler . . . .

6 hour probate for forums user Al! for ruining my cover? GOT IT!

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Frankenstein's monster 2016

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

loving lol

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/757636773245747200

edit: epic self-own

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

lol

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


aaaaand that's the back axle of the bus.

Essential Inks
May 10, 2013

by exmarx

Al! posted:

how much is putin paying you

He's being paid in kidnapped Ukrainian children.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


no claiming misogyny and anti-semitism by Obama? im disappointed, Debbie. Debbie Downer :/

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Boosted_C5 posted:

A tidy sum.

Wait, hold on. Getting an incoming transmission from my KGB handler . . . .

6 hour probate for forums user Al! for ruining my cover? GOT IT!

really dude? even while you're on a poll high you can't let shitposts slide? this isn't d&d ffs

sad. :(

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Yeah I could see the voters of Florida accidentally voting for Obama.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
It's really going to happen. Donald J Trump is going to be our president :smug:.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Karl Sharks posted:

really dude? even while you're on a poll high you can't let shitposts slide? this isn't d&d ffs

sad. :(

:sad:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Truga posted:

So is Trump going to win the general? They do say things have to get worse before they get better after all. Maybe that was Bernie'sthe Communist plan all along!

Ignore the noise. The convention bumps (that I have doubts actually exist, as numerous articles have illuminated) are temporary. Like every presidential election, this will come down to demographics, the economy, and GOTV. All of which have, is, and will favor Democrats.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Karl Sharks posted:

really dude? even while you're on a poll high you can't let shitposts slide? this isn't d&d ffs

sad. :(

I find it highly amusing and it's only a couple hours.

Low energy poster Karl Sharks not amused. SAD!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"People are decked out in bernie schwag" - CNN

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Al! posted:

how much is putin paying you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oh boosted is feeling tough today

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karl Sharks posted:

really dude? even while you're on a poll high you can't let shitposts slide? this isn't d&d ffs

sad. :(

OUT OUT OUT TAKE HIS COAT!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I expect this article from 2008 will be relevant in the next couple of days

quote:

Updated |12:25: Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s name will be placed into nomination at the Democratic National Convention, a symbolic move approved by the Obama campaign in an effort to soothe a lingering rift with Clinton supporters.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton campaigned for Senator Barack Obama in Henderson, Nev., last Friday. (Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

“I am convinced that honoring Senator Clinton’s historic campaign in this way will help us celebrate this defining moment in our history and bring the party together in a strong united fashion,” Senator Barack Obama said in a statement.

The decision was announced on Thursday afternoon in a joint statement from the senators.

It comes after long negotiations on both sides, with many backers of Mrs. Clinton vigorously pushing for her candidacy to be validated by giving her delegates the chance to support her through a roll call vote.


http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/08/14/clintons-name-will-be-put-in-nomination/comment-page-25/

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shageletic posted:

Ignore the noise. The convention bumps (that I have doubts actually exist, as numerous articles have illuminated) are temporary. Like every presidential election, this will come down to demographics, the economy, and GOTV. All of which have, is, and will favor Democrats.

*Uses razor to chop post into tiny fragments*
*SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRT*



*Convulses and dies from unskew overdose*

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Boosted_C5 posted:

I find it highly amusing and it's only a couple hours.

Low energy poster Karl Sharks not amused. SAD!

oh god not this debate again

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karl Sharks posted:

oh god not this debate again

Why are you getting so bent out of shape about a couple 6 hour probations man. What are you a tryhard? Stop taking this subforum so serious.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

DrPlump posted:

Why are you getting so bent out of shape about a couple 6 hour probations man. What are you a tryhard? Stop taking this subforum so serious.

it was a joke about earlier someone thought a couple meant more than 2

also lmao "tryhard"

this isn't cod dude

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Joementum posted:

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, Mayor of Baltimore and Secretary of the Convention, will replace DWS at the gavel today. DWS is also out as Temporary Chair of the Convention. Now officially a non-entity.

Starting to feel bad for her, don't think she will be able to get a refund on her motel room. :sad:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Karl Sharks posted:

oh god not this debate again

Oh you mean coupling for a transformer?

Winkie01 posted:

Starting to feel bad for her, don't think she will be able to get a refund on her motel room. :sad:

Let's hope the motel isn't charging her exoiberant interet rates on her stay oh wait a minute

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
~!KGBx311 Boosted_C5 run script Lib_Crush_888.bat

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
goddamnit you morons on msnbc THIRD PARTIES ARE NOT VIABLE

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


I just really wish I could see to November 9th to know whether I'm watching the world's greatest comedy or tragedy unfold.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Karl Sharks posted:

oh god not this debate again

My mistake. I should have used "few" because a couple is indeed 2.

There is no debate. Anyone who seriously argues anything other than a couple = 2 should be deported.

#MAGA

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

DrPlump posted:

~!KGBx311 Boosted_C5 run script Lib_Crush_1488.bat

fixed

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

DrPlump posted:

~!KGBx311 Boosted_C5 run script Lib_Crush_888.bat

one too many 8's dude

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Boosted_C5 posted:

My mistake. I should have used "few" because a couple is indeed 2.

There is no debate. Anyone who seriously argues anything other than a couple = 2 should be deported.

#MAGA

:agreed:

m'aga

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

https://twitter.com/SabrinaSiddiqui/status/757640756232200193

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/757641218310438912

Nice!

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

"Donald Trump's helicopter briefly touched down on the roof the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia this afternoon as the Democratic National Conference began. The Republican Nominee then walked to the edge of the roof and proceeded to urinate onto the crowd of delegates as it entered the building. He then returned to the helicopter and departed."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Fix posted:

"Donald Trump's helicopter briefly touched down on the roof the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia this afternoon as the Democratic National Conference began. The Republican Nominee then walked to the edge of the roof and proceeded to urinate onto the crowd of delegates as it entered the building. He then returned to the helicopter and departed."

5% boost in the polls!

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

why was this ever even "conspiracy" in the first place

While I would be surprised if Manafort is involved, Putin was in the KGB for years and Russia has had the policy to destabilize nations by getting Fringe Groups elected for like the past 20 years.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/757642855380840448

Trump +1 from last week, Clinton steady.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
the only thing missing from this DNC hack thing is George clooney shooting Brad pitt in the face

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/757641700567232512

i would volunteer for hillary's campaign immediately if this happened

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A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

wrap it up, trumpailures

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