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Josh Gordon went on vacation with Johnny Manziel right before being reinstated to the league on a conditional basis. And at the same time Aldon Smith is still Aldon Smithing all over the place.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:14
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God loving dammit, you two.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:15
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Something about Golden Tate breaking up Russell Wilson's relationships with his sponsors.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:19
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Players driving up for training camp. One is obviously hammered and has a trunk dripping blood, one is the size of a mountain and has a bunch of russian HGH ads on his car, and then goodell and a swat team take down car #3 which has a pot leaf sticker on it. Probably like a Prius or something.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:23
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Oooh, I got one, although I feel dirty about what I'm referencing for the setup. Panel 1: Flashback to 2011, Eugune Monroe is sitting in his house (he may be high) when the TV catches his attention Panel 2: Cut to this on the TV, specifically the line "Portland is a city where young people go to retire" Panel 3: Eugene chuckles and says to himself "Retiring when you're young, that's funny and totally not something I would ever do." Panel 4: Cut to today (well, last week, but close enough). "Today, I am making my exit from the game of football..." News post about the rash of retirements before 30 and how it relates to concussion awareness/player health in general. I'll have you talk to my people about royalties.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:30
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Suggs and Fitzgerald bullying Eugene "A Nice Guy" Monroe out of the league before returning to sit at Goodell's feet like Freki and Geri before a capitalist Oden.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:32
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Comic idea: Goodell is a big poopie head.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:35
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Two players hold down the NFL's investigator while Peyton Manning drags his sack across his face telling him of course there's no evidence he juiced.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:35
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Do a series of comics parodying Robocop. Use Goodell as Murphy and spend the first two weeks of comics re-enacting Robocop's opening. Go ahead and stop after those two weeks.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:36
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What if NFL teams were Overwatch characters? The Browns are Battleborn.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:39
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Tom Brady enters a coffin that's loaded onto The Demeter that sets sail for week 5.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:42
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Febreeze posted:I am having difficulty coming up with a joke today Alternate timeline where Tebow bringing the Broncos back from his second Super Bowl victory thwarted due to old man
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Jul 25, 2016 20:46
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Do a two month long serial comic parodying Dante's Divine Comedy. You can be the main character and Brian Bosworth can be your guide, for who knows the three realms of football afterlife better than the Boz? You know you want to draw yourself being introduced to Beelzichick by the Big Blonde Mullet. Imagine being lifted to the clouds of football heaven by the pillowy hands of Randy Moss, a valkyrie who carries you to the halls of eternal thanksgiving feasting and football watching.  And yes, I'm ok blending Christian and Norse myth for this.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:47
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Ezekial Elliot just beating the living hell out of some lady and then she flies into the bus driver causing the crash.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:51
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Football purgatory can be in Tennessee. This is funny because it is true for NFL and NCAA. 
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Jul 25, 2016 20:55
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Coach tries to get the players to get ready for practice, but they're all just milling around the field playing Pokemon Go.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:56
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A guy in a bar just bitching endlessly about the new Ghostbusters movie and how remakes ruin everything good about the original and then he reveals he's a Browns fan.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:58
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Kalli posted:Coach tries to get the players to get ready for practice, but they're all just milling around the field playing Pokemon Go.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:00
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Kalli posted:A guy in a bar just bitching endlessly about the new Ghostbusters movie and how remakes ruin everything good about the original and then he reveals he's a Browns fan. this is cute and good
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Jul 25, 2016 21:01
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sam bradford lmao posted:Topical! At a certain point I just started thinking about what political cartoonists would do.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:01
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chip kelly plays pokemon go and passes up on the opportunity to catch black pokemon hahahaha edit then you have a panel with his pokemon he's caught so far and they're all white! Ehud fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Jul 25, 2016 21:02
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Kalli posted:A guy in a bar just bitching endlessly about the new Ghostbusters movie and how remakes ruin everything good about the original and then he reveals he's a Browns fan. This is good Kalli posted:At a certain point I just started thinking about what political cartoonists would do. The Niners team as a Phoenix trying to rise from the flame, but there is a giant weight tied around its neck that is labeled "COLIN KAEPERNICK'S 126 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT"
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Jul 25, 2016 21:04
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Ehud posted:chip kelly plays pokemon go and passes up on the opportunity to catch black pokemon hahahaha Oh poo poo...he wants to catch a pokemon but it's a jinx Kalli posted:A guy in a bar just bitching endlessly about the new Ghostbusters movie and how remakes ruin everything good about the original and then he reveals he's a Browns fan. I like this one too
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Jul 25, 2016 21:07
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Febreeze posted:Oh poo poo...he wants to catch a pokemon 
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Jul 25, 2016 21:08
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Richard Sherman wants to listen to fantastic music, so he picks up Russell Wilson's ipod only to discover it is actually a remote control for Russell. Russell Wilson is a robot! *hijinks ensue*
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Jul 25, 2016 21:11
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Miko Grimes on an episode of Cake Boss.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:21
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swickles posted:Miko Grimes on an episode of Cake Boss. hahahahahahahaha
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Jul 25, 2016 21:25
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"we've got to be careful moving this thing. with all the fondant and semen squirting mechanism it weighs over 300lbs"
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Jul 25, 2016 21:26
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Doesn't Ayesha Curry have a line of cookware and such? I think I read that she wants a cooking show, so maybe a comic about Miko and Ayesha having a cooking show where they go to twitter while waiting for things to bake. Edit: it could be the new Johnny and the King buddy team up!
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Jul 25, 2016 21:29
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Febreeze posted:I am having difficulty coming up with a joke today You've done dicks and butts, all that's left is NFL logos as boobs.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:30
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Hahaha Swick wins
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Jul 25, 2016 21:30
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fartknocker posted:You've done dicks and butts, all that's left is NFL logos as boobs. The Cardinal's will be as withered and dessicated as their landscape.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:36
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swickles posted:Doesn't Ayesha Curry have a line of cookware and such? I think I read that she wants a cooking show, so maybe a comic about Miko and Ayesha having a cooking show where they go to twitter while waiting for things to bake. Yeah I saw Ayesha Curry on an episode of Chopped. She was a judge.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:40
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drat, I thought I had a good one, but swickles' and Kalli's are awesome.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:42
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Kalli posted:What if NFL teams were Overwatch characters? im tracer from overwatch, irl
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Jul 25, 2016 21:58
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I am Roadhog irl
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Jul 25, 2016 22:01
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I loving hate these things
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Jul 25, 2016 22:03
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sam bradford lmao posted:I loving hate these things racist
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sam bradford lmao posted:I loving hate these things You forgot to link to Chip Kelly's twitter.
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