Democratic National Convention 2016: DWS Suicide Watch

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I always introduce myself to people by listing the first five demographic groups I'd classify myself in.

white white white white and white

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:33

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:10

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Another good speaker

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:33

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Fulchrum posted:

I hope that no-one backstage knew who that guy was, and it turns out he's just something the DNC spontaneously created - a hipster business advocate who is highly pro-LGBT rights.

The Triangle is really *really* gay

Like, *really* gay

We're fabulous

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:33

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Spearman killed it

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I always introduce myself to people by listing the first five demographic groups I'd classify myself in.

Irish Italian German English and 1/86th Cherokee right

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

This Spearman lady is pretty cool.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

white white white white and white

owns at least one t-shirt with a nintendo controller on it that says "Classically trained"

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

"I'm an Asian."

"And I'm PC."

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

negromancer: Aug 20, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Gangsta Boogie posted:

How in the gently caress does Hillary care more, when ALL of his campaigns platform do more for us than hers does?

You have once again tried to argue AGAINST Bernies platform, which is half adopted and half dead and irrelevant now, than explain WHY we shouldnt be frustrated about those same things you say he didnt speak up about in regards to how what we are now stuck with now is going to fix that?

You literally have provided nothing to show how things are going to get better now and make ZERO sense on how those "white asses" arent just going to get as many if not more advatanges under the platform we now have to just live with.

The frustrated want reform on the prisons they arent filling. Minimum wage raised to still under what they make. Drug offenses decriminalized that either their families dont suffer from or they simply walk away from. To afford the colleges theyre mommies and daddies can already pay for.

gently caress me though and not you, yeah. Makes ALOT of sense.

When those same assholes are willing to turn around and support Trump, you might want to rethink this whole loving wall of poo poo, because its all irrelevant. They are willing to sacrifice everyone else for not getting everything they desire. If that aint the height of white privilege, then idk what is.

Also if you think Bernouts are doing well in life, newsflash, they are 100k in college debt working as baristas with a Masters in Underwater Basket Weaving.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

This segment gets a D-

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:34

Tiax Rules All: Jul 22, 2007; You are but the grease for the wheels of his rule.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

that clip is literally from her voting against a constitutional level ban on gay marriage you muppet

Yeah, and what inspiring words she spoke in defense of gay people back when supporting them didn't help her poll numbers.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

this how ever, is dire

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Yes Ken Jong.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Ah, classic The Guy from The Hangover

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

This ad is a strong argument for voting for Trump

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

BearDrivingTruck posted:

This segment gets a D-

yea not even Jeong can save this dumpster fire, this is a one minute joke stretched out five times too long

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

this how ever, is dire

Its like something a grandma would laugh at

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:35

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

the applause is really tepid

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:36

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Well that was dreck.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:36

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

We are nearing Franken time

It's like, so close

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:36

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

fsif posted:

Ah, classic The Guy from The Hangover

Hey, and Community. Which I just realized has been off air for like 2 years.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:36

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

that's a pretty tepid and languorous quote to quote directly

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:37

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

hhhat posted:

Its like something a grandma would laugh at

abuella had to have all that explained to her

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:37

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

hhhat posted:

We are nearing Franken time

It's like, so close

Oh thank god. I had it on mute and thought I might've missed him.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:37

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

not really worth it man

8-bit Scholar white knighted poor downtrodden comedians that were hurt by :qq:

PC culture :qq:

so that should give you an idea of who he is.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

gently caress yeah Altoona reference

*adds it to list*

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Irish Italian German English and 1/86th Cherokee right

I was born a poor black child

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea not even Jeong can save this dumpster fire, this is a one minute joke stretched out five times too long

oh so it's a ken jeong bit

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

I wish I could afford All-Clad. That poo poo is expensive

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Met posted:

Oh thank god. I had it on mute and thought I might've missed him.

two more after this guy then we do SNL again

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

seiferguy posted:

8-bit Scholar white knighted poor downtrodden comedians that were hurt by PC culture so that should give you an idea of who he is.

Yeah I remember him from some GBS thread but gently caress me if I can remember but it was dumb and bad

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:39

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

ALTOONA!

*click*

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:39

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

seiferguy posted:

8-bit Scholar white knighted poor downtrodden comedians that were hurt by PC culture so that should give you an idea of who he is.

Also thinks making transgender jokes are hilarious. A swell guy, all around. Loves those video games, though.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:39

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

imagine if the TPP people hadn't shot their wad two hours ago this would be a killer time to chant about it

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:39

Gangsta Boogie: Jan 16, 2006

gfsincere posted:

When those same assholes are willing to turn around and support Trump, you might want to rethink this whole loving wall of poo poo, because its all irrelevant. They are willing to sacrifice everyone else for not getting everything they desire. If that aint the height of white privilege, then idk what is.

Also if you think Bernouts are doing well in life, newsflash, they are 100k in college debt working as baristas with a Masters in Underwater Basket Weaving.

Dude, I hope you dont speak up against people the next time they tell you "ALL of your people are rioting and destroying their own communities" the next time there are backlashes to police violence or such things. Cause then you would be one gigantic black hypocrite

Also you were still unable to do what I asked ;-)

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:39

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

seiferguy posted:

8-bit Scholar white knighted poor downtrodden comedians that were hurt by PC culture so that should give you an idea of who he is.

I like to laugh. I enjoy a nice drink now and then, but only with a meal. My hobbies include hiking and video games.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:40

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I was born a poor black child

But we already knew you were a Jerk.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:40

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

MSNBC is going all in on the Russian hacks and Wikileaks.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Geostomp posted:

MSNBC is going all in on the Russian hacks and Wikileaks.

protip: dont want MSNBC

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:41

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I like to laugh. I enjoy a nice drink now and then, but only with a meal. My hobbies include hiking and video games.

I'd laugh if you hiked off a cliff playing pokemon go

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:41

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