Democratic National Convention 2016: DWS Suicide Watch

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

It's Franken!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:52

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 12:45

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FRANKEN

TIME

MOTHER

FUCKERS

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:52

LogisticEarth: Mar 28, 2004; Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

I almost thought that was the SNL theme music.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:52

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

8-Bit Scholar posted:

i can't help but notice that nobody here is saying that we should end the war on drugs

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/if-only-once-it-would-be-nice-if-hodor-said-womens-2235

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:52

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

God bless ya, Al.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:52

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Al is the soothing balm we need

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

When you're plastered but you're also Al Franken and you've handled far worse.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

8-Bit Scholar posted:

^^^ Rehabilitation? Does that mean "ending the War on Drugs, and all of the laws and police procedures and policies attached to it"?

it's literally the opposite of incriminating drug users and shaming addicts

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Something tells me he is not going to go positive in this speech,

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

now that Prince and Prairie Home Companion are gone Franken has risen to the top of the Minnesota power rankings

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Al Franken rules.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

I'm enjoying this already

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

gently caress.

Wish Al Franken could have ran for president :smith:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:54

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Franken's got a dry delivery that doesn't seem to be connecting with the live audience. Might be the audio mix though.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:54

rscott: Dec 10, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

When you're plastered but you're also Al Franken and you've handled far worse.

Any stand up comedian should be able to do their set wasted

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:54

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Anyone know if AM radio is covering this? I'm leaving work and wanna listen to Al

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Trying to watch the Stream but wow just look at all the antisemitism coming from the alt right. Their a good argument for the second amendment.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

oh nice Franken, just talk some poo poo about Iron Mike, it's not like his one-man show is a lot funnier than this speech or anything

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

sudo rm -rf: Aug 2, 2011; $ mv fullcommunism.sh /america $ cd /america $ ./fullcommunism.sh

8-Bit Scholar posted:

^^^ Rehabilitation? Does that mean "ending the War on Drugs, and all of the laws and police procedures and policies attached to it"?

The gender wage gap is a myth what is this lady talking about

she's literally just stringing words together

lol Hillary Clinton went out and personally rescued children while secretary of state, that's right, she sent her flying robot army out there and rescued all the little children

hey look it's that 'political correctness is destroying america' guy, thanks for your insight!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

was that rosie perez?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Crowsbeak posted:

Trying to watch the Stream but wow just look at all the antisemitism coming from the alt right. Their a good argument for the second amendment.

*They're

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

seiferguy posted:

Anyone know if AM radio is covering this? I'm leaving work and wanna listen to Al

Stream it on C-SPAN radio, there's an app.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55

Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

Crowsbeak posted:

Trying to watch the Stream but wow just look at all the antisemitism coming from the alt right. Their a good argument for the second amendment.

I had to close the chat box because the raging idiots are out tonight in full force.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

8-Bit Scholar posted:

^^^ Rehabilitation? Does that mean "ending the War on Drugs, and all of the laws and police procedures and policies attached to it"?

lol "I want free drugs but none of the pesky "responsible use" bullshit that comes with it"

fun fact: people like you are why it continues to be A Thing.

EDIT: that and racism, of course.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

8-Bit Scholar posted:

oh nice Franken, just talk some poo poo about Iron Mike, it's not like his one-man show is a lot funnier than this speech or anything

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

On Terra Firma: Feb 12, 2008

He sounds loving plastered.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

im sad donald isn't live tweeting this event

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

I like Franken but this bit isn't great.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

that's to say nothing of every goddamn nothing take you've been offering 8-bit scholar

you loving idiot

you scum, you loving dweeb

go back to reddit and complain about people who don't understand the brilliance of daniel tosh with the rest of the chucklefucks who spend their time guffawing anytime someone says a naughty word

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

SHES SMART ENOUGH, SHES GOOD ENOUGH AND GOSH DARN IT I LIKE HER AND YOU SHOULD TOO

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:56

LogisticEarth: Mar 28, 2004; Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Because she's good enough, she's smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like her.

E:FB :smith:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

On Terra Firma posted:

He sounds loving plastered.

thats how he always talks

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

On Terra Firma posted:

He sounds loving plastered.

I would be too

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Heeraly...Hillary Clinton...

Oh, Al.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

8-Bit Scholar posted:

oh nice Franken, just talk some poo poo about Iron Mike, it's not like his one-man show is a lot funnier than this speech or anything

Mike Tyson is a rapist so it's okay with me.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Mexican Radio: Jan 5, 2007; mombo with your jombo?

On Terra Firma posted:

He sounds loving plastered.

Was just about to post this.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

pacerhimself: Dec 30, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

On Terra Firma posted:

He sounds loving plastered.

Doesn't really seem like it?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Did all the Bernie delegates leave or did they just get tired of booing every mention of Hillary Clinton's name?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Reason posted:

im sad donald isn't live tweeting this event

*cut to Manafort running desperately down the street with a smartphone, an orange man in a golden go-kart in hot pursuit*

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Josh Lyman posted:

I like Franken but this bit isn't great.

You're terrible. This bit and this speech are both awesome.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57

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