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Just posting to have consecutive reg years and then I forgot that I'm an 06 and I thought for sure I was an 07 ALSO MY DICK IS HUGE :snipe:
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:27 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:43 |
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I'm 5'5" and my dick is 5'7" Life is a waking nightmare
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:43 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:That one sounds like flamebait to me, it's a little too on-the-nose. Should have gone all the way and had the brother bugger the boyfriend at the end. Her brother overreacted. All the bf was trying to say was that women are for children, men are for pleasure.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:45 |
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I'm 4'11" and I have a 2" cock but it's 8" in girth. It looks like a P switch from the video game Mario.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:57 |
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vyst posted:Realchat, if you have a small dick just get really good with your mouth and your hand. Also offer to pleasure her with a magic wand. If she's that hung up on dick size she's probably a bitch and has a cavernous vagina. mine is average but the magic wand is pretty awesome either way
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:58 |
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vyst posted:I'm 4'11" and I have a 2" cock but it's 8" in girth. It looks like a P switch from the video game Mario. Is it blue too?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 20:59 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Is it blue too? as lonely as I am you better believe it
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:17 |
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I'm sorry I started this dickrail guys, can we get back to horrible relationship posts?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:27 |
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Men will take any opportunity to talk about their dicks it's amazing
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:42 |
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I wish I had a bigger/thicker dick
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:44 |
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DOOP posted:I wish I had a bigger/thicker dick nice post/avatar combo
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 21:46 |
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quote:Am I (28F) a horrible person for giving me 450 lb husband (31M) of three years an ultimatum about his weight? quote:While my boyfriend [24M] was away for four months, I [24F] got in shape, ate better, and lost weight. Now he's upset because my breasts shrunk
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:41 |
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idk what that bf is thinking that she isn't just going to leave him as soon as a more attractive guy notices how hot she be lookin' fuckin ijjit
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:43 |
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quote:Me 25 M with my girlfriend (24 F) 2 years- She's gained a lot of weight, I'm struggling to still be attracted to her and her eating habits are sending me broke.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:48 |
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quote:The fiance [30sM] of my best friend [29F] wants me [29F] to stop calling her the nickname I gave her. I don't know how to diplomatically tell him no.Non-Romantic lol forever at people who get married that really shouldn't be
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:51 |
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It seems like all these people have a lot of stupid fuckin rope
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:53 |
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This knob chat is very interesting
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:11 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol forever at people who get married that really shouldn't be
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:49 |
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vyst posted:I'm 4'11" and I have a 2" cock but it's 8" in girth. It looks like a P switch from the video game Mario. you have a chode, my friend chode is a word that needs to come back
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:03 |
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Lotsa gnomes itt
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:45 |
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i've wondered sometimes, is it "chode" or "choad" or are both valid regional spellings?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:46 |
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Frog Act posted:i've wondered sometimes, is it "chode" or "choad" or are both valid regional spellings? It's like aluminum and aluminium I believe.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:59 |
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[24M] I'm Retard
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:04 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol forever at people who get married that really shouldn't be what is that loving edit.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:07 |
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"stop calling her D" "Naw" Seriously, naw is such a great word. Like it has less authority than no. But sometimes the loss of authority points out how preposterous the command was, losing whatever little power the user thought it had. darkhand fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 26, 2016 |
# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:10 |
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D is one of the best characters from The Wire. WTF is that guy's problem?
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:53 |
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D is my favorite vampire hunter.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:55 |
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If that one guy doesn't stop saying fortnight I'm going to go binge eat all the food in my kitchen just like his girlfriend and hope the pain stops. Is that dude budgeting in fortnight periods? What the gently caress. Edit: okay so I didn't know that was two weeks but even still who the poo poo says that. Anime Store Adventure fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jul 26, 2016 |
# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:04 |
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Some people are paid fortnightly so it makes sense to budget in fortnights.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:05 |
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Panch posted:If that one guy doesn't stop saying fortnight I'm going to go binge eat all the food in my kitchen just like his girlfriend and hope the pain stops.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:35 |
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"Fortnight" is still shorter than "every two weeks" so i support using it as much as possible.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:44 |
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No need to nitpick over "fortnight" when he uses "whilst"
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:55 |
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Zo posted:"Fortnight" is still shorter than "every two weeks" so i support using it as much as possible. kaschei posted:No need to nitpick over "fortnight" when he uses "whilst" Khorne fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jul 26, 2016 |
# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:18 |
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Heh, a fortnight? That's just half a moon's turn, brah also posting to say I appreciated "namastay somewhere else" from 20 pages back.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:24 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:D is one of the best characters from The Wire. WTF is that guy's problem? Secretly craves the D and can't handle the daily reminder of his cowardice
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:39 |
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loquacius posted:If people manage to get their hands on a narrative that casts them as the victim somehow (in this case defining polyamory as a sexual orientation that simply cannot be denied and your partner is abusive for keeping you in the closet by insisting you not cheat on them) they really can justify anything they want huh I'm a little behind on the thread, but just wanted to say that it's pretty dumb and self defeating to try to claim polyamory is a sexual orientation and that your partner is somehow abusive for not sharing it. Why would anyone pursue a relationship with someone who obviously doesn't share their orientation? Is an openly gay man who refuses the advances of a confused, lovelorn woman also abusive? It appears that the concept is 110% bullshit.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:50 |
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Tricky D posted:I'm a little behind on the thread, but just wanted to say that it's pretty dumb and self defeating to try to claim polyamory is a sexual orientation and that your partner is somehow abusive for not sharing it. Why would anyone pursue a relationship with someone who obviously doesn't share their orientation? Is an openly gay man who refuses the advances of a confused, lovelorn woman also abusive? It appears that the concept is 110% bullshit. According to some, if that woman is fat or colored or trans, then yes. But that's for another, much worse thread. Anyway, here's some poo poo: My [21M] GF [20 F] of 6 months suddenly wants me to give up watching anime. quote:After my classes I like to watch some anime in my dorm every so often. I finished up an episode when my gf texted me asking if I was watching anime, to which I replied yes. She then told me that she thinks that now I'm over 20 years old it's time to give up watching it. I kind of laughed it off telling her that I enjoyed it but then she said that she was being really serious. I haven't responded yet and am dreaded when I see her later. quote:Just thought I'd give a quick update on my thread from 2 weeks ago. I like that it has a happy ending
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:14 |
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darkhand posted:"stop calling her D" I think naw is great because it shows how little authority the other person has. Like, they don't even matter enough for a formal no, they can settle for an offhand dismissal because who cares about them.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:33 |
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paco650 posted:I like that it has a happy ending Look at nasty Nas here rooting for the villain.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:37 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:43 |
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Hopefully I can make this quick, me and my boyfriend have been dating for nearly a year now and I've never been with a guy that made me feel the way he does, he's so sweet and good to me. and my friends and family love him. They were skeptical at firs because of our age difference but upon seeing his maturity, charm, good looks, and how he has his finances together they love him. To begin let me say I cannot even believe he's interested in me, he's a hot 10/10( he does modelling sometimes), he's well off and is an investor and owns his own house with little to no debt. He's extremely intelligent, to the point where sometimes I feel it's difficult to argue with him because he makes so much sense. Although he also sometimes seems like a really "dark" person sometimes. I'm also working as a nurse if it matters, and we recently decided to move in together, so I live with him, even though he doesn't want to get married anytime soon he said he will probably in a few years, we both are child free but plan on having children in a few years as well. We both are very similar and are homebodies that like to play video games and watch anime. To cut to the chase we have been having hot hot bdsm sex for about 4 months now after taking the mojo upgrade quiz thingy and I love it, and so does he. He is a dom and I am his sub and it's great but I don't like to take it too far and he respects my boundaries which we set aside time every week to discuss, we also have a safe word which he always encourages me to use if I ever feel uncomfortable, which I did use once just to test him and he did stop instantly which made me feel good. I recently saw his computer was open and he ALWAYS logs off or switches user when he gets up to take a shower and my curiosity got the better of me and I ended up stumbling upon a weird folder on his computer. Inside their was many mp4 files with nothing but numbers instead of names, and as I started to watch them I was horrified. They were clips of women tied up being shot with pellet rifles, beaten(much worse then I would ever want to be) with canes and whips to the point they cried and bled, there was alot of gory videos of people dying, drownings, etc. I was really freaked out and didn't know what to think, he had stuff like "august underground" in there as well, didn't know what it was until I watched some of it and thought it was sick. There was alot of gory videos of real people being killed and many other things that I wish I hadn't seen. I actually had to throw up after watching some of it as I couldn't hold back my gag reflex. This was last week. My boyfriend has always been a bit emotionally aloof, he has two pet snakes and he feeds them live mice and likes to watch, now I understand why. I spoke to his mother a few months ago when I met his family and found out his childhood cat mysteriously died right before they moved(I don't know if it was him, but the thought that it might have been is scary), and that he used to get in trouble for fighting often in school. He also really seemed to like the Ramsey Bolton character on GOT which I thought was a little different. He always roots for the villains for some reason. Edit: I should add to this that my bf also enjoys going hunting, but he doesn't use a gun(although he has a couple), he uses a bow and arrow...and a hunting knife. His hunting buddies actually commented before that he enjoys hunting with the knife more, and now I have some idea as to why. A few weeks ago someone made fun of him at a bar about the way he was dressed, the person insulting my boyfriend had his friends to back him up and I told my bf it was alright and not to do anything and just ignore them(they were just mad cause my bf is hot imo), but he instead antagonized them into hitting him first. Then he beat them up...all five of them. My bf is big (like 6'1" or something like that and athletic/muscular/lean looking) but these guys were nothing to scoff at so I have no idea how my bf would be able to do stuff like he did, it was like something out a movie. All five of them ended up leaving, and I think my bf hurt them pretty bad. One guy ran out and left his friends scared after he said something in his ear. My heart was thumping out of my chest the entire time and everyone in the bar(even my bf's friends) seemed a bit jumpy around him after the fact. My bfs best friend told me before that my he isn't "someone you want to get on the bad side of", and now I know what he meant by that lol. Before that night I had never seen my bf fly off the handle and get angry before, and while I don't think he would ever do anything to hurt me(he tells me this himself). I cannot help but feel a bit scared that if I ever made him angry he might hurt me or something. I want to ask him about the videos but I'm scared he might get angry with me for snooping(I know what I did was VERY wrong, please don't scold me for it), however he really does frighten me sometimes when it seems like he's not all their emotionally. He doesn't ever get sad, like ever. I also noticed recently he doesn't break eye contact with anyone when talking to them, I think it's hot when he's talking to me, but at the same time very intimidating. I always feel comfy talking to him and I always felt like I could talk to him about anything, but this(the fact that I invaded his privacy which I feel lovely for) and the fact that I'm not afraid to make him angry make me not want to talk to him about it. I love him so much and I want to marry him and have child with him someday when he comes around(he said he will want kids in a few years). tl;dr: I've been with this guy for ten months, despite our age gap of eleven years he's an amazing man and isn't even remotely emotionally or physically abusive to me, and financially he really has his ducks in a row I love him to death. Found weird videos on his computer combined with his strange behavior sometimes and recent bar fight I believe he might be dangerous, but I still love him. What do I say to him, I'm scared?
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