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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
And look at ye of little faith who spent 40+ pages saying bitcoin is dumb.

An actual government is using it now!

That makes me wonder, how do bitcoiners feel about their precious system being stolen by big gubmint?

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Fathis Munk posted:

An actual government is using it now!

The jury's still out on both aspects of that statement, I'd say.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Fathis Munk posted:

And look at ye of little faith who spent 40+ pages saying bitcoin is dumb.

An actual government is using it now!

lol no the UK government is using it. We just got rid of our PM that literally hosed a dead pig's face and left his daughter in a pub and went home without realising, and replaced him with a woman that once solved a dogging 'problem' in a posh town by cutting down all the hedges that people were loving behind. You can probably guess that the rich twats that whined about the dogging they saw the next evening.

Quote-Unquote fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jul 14, 2016

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
so "dogging" means "loving" right?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Schwarzwald posted:

so "dogging" means "loving" right?

In cars, usually. You goto a car park or area, meet other cars, and gently caress each other's wives.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

happyhippy posted:

In cars, usually. You goto a car park or area, meet other cars, and gently caress each other's wives.

Maybe these brits are onto something after all....

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

you know if someone told me that a country was going to become libertopia in 2016 i would have pegged the us for it for sure, not britain

there's always next year i guess

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Maw posted:

Nnnnnnnnnnnn why is my country doing dumber and dumber things every day ffffffff



don't worry guv LORD FREUD has you covered (lol your country is hosed and yes that's that dude's actual title and name)

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Paladinus posted:

HAS ANYONE SAID BRITCOIN YET?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:



don't worry guv LORD FREUD has you covered (lol your country is hosed and yes that's that dude's actual title and name)

boy if he ever steps on a banana peel that would be a real freudian slip!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
The existence of bitcoin is pretty much the reason why libertarians will never get into power anywhere.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Bad Munki posted:

The jury's still out on both aspects of that statement, I'd say.

Quote-Unquote posted:

lol no the UK government is using it. We just got rid of our PM that literally hosed a dead pig's face and left his daughter in a pub and went home without realising, and replaced him with a woman that once solved a dogging 'problem' in a posh town by cutting down all the hedges that people were loving behind. You can probably guess that the rich twats that whined about the dogging they saw the next evening.

:thejoke:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i guess ima regret this but uh

what is 'dogging' in that context?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Quote-Unquote posted:

1) Insert credit card into butt
2) When you poop you get shitcoins
3) Get some cash out of an ATM and buy weed from a dealer like a normal person

Hmm, well I'd rather not interact with urban drug dealers. I'll just buy some Bitcoin thru craigslist

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Moridin920 posted:

i guess ima regret this but uh

what is 'dogging' in that context?
Well you see, when two people love each other and liberty very much, sometimes they like to get together and transfer dogecoin back and forth for a bit

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



No it's an abbreviation of "hotdogging" which is best illustrated thusly:

https://twitter.com/bonerman_inc/status/630957806368063488

Britgoons y'all can back me up on this one right

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Moridin920 posted:

i guess ima regret this but uh

what is 'dogging' in that context?

Public outdoor gangbangs.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

univbee posted:

Public outdoor gangbangs.

lol and is that a popular activity over there?

sounds like a good time

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Moridin920 posted:

lol and is that a popular activity over there?

sounds like a good time

There are fetish websites for it (yeah yeah, trap sprung etc.) so I guess so.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



univbee posted:

Public outdoor gangbangs.

Yeah Maidenhead (Theresa May's constituency) had a notorious dogging spot when I lived there. It was surrounded by trees and hedges so nobody could see what was going on, but screamed "Think of the children!" anyway, so they cut down the hedges. But all that did was make it more visible.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Beef Turret posted:

urban drug dealers.

lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Can you buy some clarky cat with Bitcoin? Triple sot? I don't want to buy Bitcoin just to end up on a quack candle.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Does dogging have anything to do with dog dick coffee table guy? Asking for a friend

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Paladinus posted:

Can you buy some clarky cat with Bitcoin? Triple sot? I don't want to buy Bitcoin just to end up on a quack candle.

Last time I tried I got triple jacked over a steeple hammer and jessop-jessop-jessop.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Consider yourself lucky. I had a bad case of Czech Neck.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL!!

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

Mozi posted:

boy if he ever steps on a banana peel that would be a real freudian slip!

No a Freudian slip is what he wears before loving the poor.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Moridin920 posted:

lol and is that a popular activity over there?

sounds like a good time

When the weather permits yeah.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

has anyone said great shitstain yet

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Maw posted:

Nnnnnnnnnnnn why is my country doing dumber and dumber things every day ffffffff

It's all the EU's fault :argh:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Half of ex Mt Gox CEO Mark Karpeles was released on bail after spending 10 months in a Japanese prison.

https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/report-mt-gox-ceo-mark-karpeles-jail-bail/



e: This is what he looked like when he was arrested:

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jul 25, 2016

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Prison did him good.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Looks like German Elliot Rodgers, the guy that shot up the mall in Munich, bought his gun with bitcoins on the tor network.

Lmao and people itt said Bitcoin will never amount to anything.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that's impossible guns are illegal in germany

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
send all fatties to japanese prison

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

waitwhatno posted:

Looks like German Elliot Rodgers, the guy that shot up the mall in Munich, bought his gun with bitcoins on the tor network.

Lmao and people itt said Bitcoin will never amount to anything.

Nah we always said it was great if you want to buy illegal things and tada look it worked.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

that's impossible guns are illegal in germany

It's a maritime law so he just chose not to create joinder.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article91682102.html

Bitcoin isn't money in Florida.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
"Bitcoin is the money of the future."
"I'm ruling that Bitcoin is not really money."
"This is actually good for bitcoin because..."

Edit: Those cops are pretty dumb if they think them mentioning they would commit a crime would cause him to be accessory to it just because they bought bitcoins from him. If I whisper "I'm going to murder a prostitute with this" to a store clerk as I buy a baseball bat, should that clerk be charged with money laundering?

Cojawfee fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jul 26, 2016

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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Cojawfee posted:

"Bitcoin is the money of the future."
"I'm ruling that Bitcoin is not really money."
"This is actually good for bitcoin because..."

Edit: Those cops are pretty dumb if they think them mentioning they would commit a crime would cause him to be accessory to it just because they bought bitcoins from him. If I whisper "I'm going to murder a prostitute with this" to a store clerk as I buy a baseball bat, should that clerk be charged with money laundering?
They're not dumb. You are guilty of money laundering in Florida if you engage in a financial transaction where you know the other party acquired the money illegally or is going to use the money you give them for some illegal purpose. Florida's money laundering statute.

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