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Graff posted:hypothesis: this thread is making people think of their patents loving, causing extreme responses I think it's insane that someone would choose to do this after starting a family and then be so brazen about it. That is not behavior that I'm going to normalize and start cheering for online.
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op is bad at storytelling and the stories hes trying to share are somehow not very interesting. how op developed a dedicated sycophant squad regardless is a mystery. op please have more interesting life experience to share
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a dog from hell posted:I think it's insane that someone would choose to do this after starting a family and then be so brazen about it. That is not behavior that I'm going to normalize and start cheering for online. brazen about it on a far away Internet forum fun hater posted:op is bad at storytelling and the stories hes trying to share are somehow not very interesting. how op developed a dedicated sycophant squad regardless is a mystery. op please have more interesting life experience to share I'm good at sex chat but honestly it just feels crude to do here
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Jul 19, 2016 18:52
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Something Awful is a really classy place.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:27
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echinopsis posted:when your kids start studying health at school and they realise their parents shave their pubes My parents don't shave my pubes wtf are you talking about
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Jul 19, 2016 21:37
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I'll have you know my mom maintains a stupendous bush.
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OP I'm glad you are having fun and seem to have a healthy outlook about this kind of thing. I think the focus on the question of exactly how fat you and/or the other participants are is because in theory these things seem intriguing and hot, but then you see what the people actually doing them look and act like and it is not very hot at all. So if you and your friends are indeed of at least average attractiveness, mental health and personalities, and are all happy and avoiding bad drama, good for you! It seems to be a very rare situation. Hopefully it doesn't blow up later and destroy your marriage.
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Jul 20, 2016 03:07
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a dog from hell posted:OP has taken such great care to communicate to us how thoughtful and considerate he is toward his ladies, but is utterly shameless about the describing licentiousness in his marriage and feels no shame in posting about deepthroating 4s while his children sleep in another room. P good post here
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Jul 20, 2016 03:53
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buncha loving prudes tryin to kinkshame echopenis here
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Jul 20, 2016 07:49
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Anne Whateley posted:mature god drat sex. I get turned off if the women want sex tho, gross lol
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Jul 20, 2016 17:17
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No wanking either, too gay.
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Jul 20, 2016 19:56
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echinopsis posted:brazen about it on a far away Internet forum Personally I will be laughing at your expense but maybe some of the YOSPOS posters would be interested in reading an example of your dirty talk so they can take notes, congratulate you etc.
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Jul 21, 2016 15:35
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spankmeister posted:*in outrageous french accent* you americans are all so prude, you don't know anything about amour *looks disapprovingly while taking a drag from gauloises cigarette
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I.N.R.I posted:Personally I will be laughing at your expense but maybe some of the YOSPOS posters would be interested in reading an example of your dirty talk so they can take notes, congratulate you etc. i personally will be laughing and wanking
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Jul 21, 2016 17:58
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i find this thread both informative and titillating, do you have a newsletter i can sign up to echi?
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Jul 22, 2016 07:40
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this thread.. noithing else my good friend
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as a fellow sexhaver i'm just here to give you a ^5 on your seemingly healthy open relationship
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echinopsis posted:mature god drat amazing sex with intimacy and caring. me too op. love a good lifetime movie. have you seen the hit rom-com The Colour Purple featuring Oprah? now thats some mature goddamn intimacy and caring right there. pop some corn and get settled down with the big O. this aint no hollywood squares, friendo, we're talkin some throwback poo poo on a real mogul-to-mogul basis
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Jul 22, 2016 13:57
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I don't actually have to. this is a place to dump my poo poo cos yospos is half intrigued and half grossed out lately I'm having to prune my list of ladies. it's taken a while to find people who are interested and now I have too many. I still have a wife and family to maintain which are a priority and I don't want to be a dick and give the ladies too thin of a slice and I'm thinking 2 or 3 is probably a good number but than depends on their level older ladies are the key. younger people don't really "get it" and even people my age [35] don't much either. some have tried to drive a wedge between my wife and I, or thought they had special ownership over me. coz it's not just about sex but mostly sex but what's sex without cuddles idk??????? read this out loud and tell me if you notice anything
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Jul 22, 2016 19:28
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I don't. I mean I'm embarrassed because I am a poor writer and that was written like a week or so ago and I was a different person then
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Jul 23, 2016 01:57
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I don't actually have to. this is a place to dump my poo poo cos yospos is half intrigued and half grossed out I would never ever let anything that sounded like that come out of my mouth. but since you asked Ive noticed that the post sounds a big gay monologue from The Wolf of Wall Street if its a drug addicted balding low carb diet YOSPOS poster with flat affect typing it on a computer instead of leonardo dicaprio pretending to say it.
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I.N.R.I posted:I would never ever let anything that sounded like that come out of my mouth. but since you asked Ive noticed that the post sounds a big gay monologue from The Wolf of Wall Street if its a drug addicted balding low carb diet YOSPOS poster with flat affect typing it on a computer instead of leonardo dicaprio pretending to say it. lol
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Jul 23, 2016 04:36
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Op, what's your pussy eating skills rating? 10 being amazeballs and 1 being bad.
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Jul 23, 2016 04:38
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echi should tell the burger king story.
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Jul 24, 2016 22:58
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Jonny 290 posted:echi should tell the burger king story. that is the best story. like, ever
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Jul 24, 2016 23:12
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I don't know if I can do it justice.. I need to word it in such a way that it highlights just how awkward it really was. But somehow without making me sound like a total loser
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Jul 24, 2016 23:20
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Jonny 290 posted:echi should tell the burger king story. Tell me what you know.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:26
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echinopsis posted:I don't know if I can do it justice.. I need to word it in such a way that it highlights just how awkward it really was. But somehow without making me sound like a total loser you were a teenager, all teenagers are losers by definition
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Jul 24, 2016 23:27
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Come on, we don't want to make Echi post something that makes him sound ridiculous.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:14
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echinopsis posted:I don't know if I can do it justice.. I need to word it in such a way that it highlights just how awkward it really was. But somehow without making me sound like a total loser It's 10 pages too late for that xD
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Friday night Mrs whippy came over. ever had a beer? I had too many. sex was.. literally forgettable. great but I can barely remember it. she's dirty. we had fun and laughs for a couple hours before and then things happened such as
it was good. she stayed night. I got to sleep with a women on each side cuddled into me but both the wife and I reckon threesomes are kinda a bit boring if you're not the odd one out. since neither of us are really bi it means it's largely about doing it for the other person and while that's fine it's not that exciting. and then Sunday night I went and visited another women. she's a keeper. she's older which is hot as hell and GENUINELY ENJOYS DEEPTHROATING FOR HER OWN SAKE which is not bad and indeed fun. she also enjoys a good post coital cuddle she's coming over sat night too the new issue though is this even older lady and she's foxy as gently caress (although have not met her) but I have to more or less slow that down and move on. but she likes the attention and I'm sweet and easy to talk to and I think she's a bit lonely so she wants to chat al the time and it bothers my wife a bit how much she seems to want to be part of my life
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echinopsis posted:she's a keeper. she's older which is hot as hell and GENUINELY ENJOYS DEEPTHROATING FOR HER OWN SAKE lol
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Jul 26, 2016 04:17
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god bless you echi, keep doing you
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mishaq posted:echi's poor soon-to-be hosed up kids mate what even makes you guys think thats ineviatable I mean I talked to a girl who was married for 2 years and it sounded like she wasn't satisfied with her current marriage and looking for ways to feel satisfied. its not like that here
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echinopsis posted:but both the wife and I reckon threesomes are kinda a bit boring if you're not the odd one out. since neither of us are really bi it means it's largely about doing it for the other person and while that's fine it's not that exciting. yep she's already getting bored because she's really only interested in other men and she'll leave you sooner or later. sorry m8
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what. am I about to leave her because I don't want to gently caress a whole bunch of dudes?
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Jul 26, 2016 10:35
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mishaq posted:god bless you echi, keep doing you and everyone else
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Jul 26, 2016 10:59
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This thread had some novelty at the beginning I think but all his stories are "Uh umm a women came over and there was a blowjob and some cuddles" in several paragraphs worth of words when it should be awesome sex stories like the one time I saw a guy at a bar with a pool cue stuck up his rear end, just literally sticking straight up in the air
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Jul 26, 2016 19:32
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become a marine biologist op
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echinopsis posted:what. am I about to leave her because I don't want to gently caress a whole bunch of dudes? No she's gonna leave you.
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