- Uxzuigal
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Chill Berserker Dude
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- My homework ate my dog, I had to put my homework down.
- I couldn't copy my cat.
- I couldn't find anyone to bully into doing it for me.
- Donald Trump triggered me and I forgot to bring my homework to my safe space.
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- Adbot
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- SirJohnnyMcDonald
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by exmarx
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i was holding a vigil for sweet harambe
DO YOU NOT FEEL THIS LOSS???
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Jul 26, 2016 03:38
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- symbolic
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i had to regain control of my local Pokemon Go gym
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Jul 26, 2016 03:58
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- FutonForensic
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my home died. can't do homework without a home. that's just work, and child labor is illegal. are you a criminal, teach?
 
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Jul 26, 2016 03:58
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- Macnult
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- My sanity is worth way more than 10% of my final grade.
- It's being graded on correctness too? hah.
- The textbook pdf I torrented doesn't include the homework questions.
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Jul 26, 2016 04:00
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- Macnult
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I suffer from homework-taking anxiety. I'll get stuck on a problem, lose myself as I frantically skim through the pages of my $300 textbook, and next thing I know I'm hella blazed at some rager with an oh so favorable ratio.
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Jul 26, 2016 04:03
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- City of Glompton
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my home died. can't do homework without a home. that's just work, and child labor is illegal. are you a criminal, teach?
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jul 26, 2016 05:16
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- Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
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Putin hacked my email and gave it to Donald Trump. You see that homework with "Trump" written on it? that was mine until this morning. guess i'll have to do it again
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Jul 26, 2016 10:17
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I ate it.
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Jul 26, 2016 10:50
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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The Vastness of everything and my inherent insignificance means that me turning in the homework or not will have no appreciable effect to our reality as a whole and was therefore meaningless.
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Jul 26, 2016 10:53
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Put it in a box that would destroy everything inside it if a random subatomic even took place and was in a indeterminable state until you opened it and collapsed the waveform into an empty box. I mean when you think about it, it's really your fault professor.
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Jul 26, 2016 10:58
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Took a risk on the non zero chance existence would spontaneously rearrange itself to my benefit.
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Jul 26, 2016 11:03
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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Had to poop and the worksheet was the only thing available to wipe with
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Jul 26, 2016 11:06
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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I am a horrible student
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Jul 26, 2016 11:06
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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Maman died today.
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Jul 26, 2016 11:06
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- alnilam
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I put it off until sunday and then remembered that my puritan lifestyle prohibits me from doing any work on sunday
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Jul 26, 2016 13:19
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- FutonForensic
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oh boy! time to do my physics homework. first problem?
1) Lucy is standing at the edge of a 50m high cliff. She wonders at what height of the cliff she would reach terminal velocity, were she to step off.
oh my god!! lucy don't do it
Lucy--
no. this ends here. only by not finishing the reading of this question can i keep lucy alive and perfect forever. i'll gladly take an F--i saved a life today.
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Jul 26, 2016 14:15
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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oh boy! time to do my physics homework. first problem?
1) Lucy is standing at the edge of a 50m high cliff. She wonders at what height of the cliff she would reach terminal velocity, were she to step off.
oh my god!! lucy don't do it
Lucy--
no. this ends here. only by not finishing the reading of this question can i keep lucy alive and perfect forever. i'll gladly take an F--i saved a life today.
She ran out of objects to throw.
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Jul 26, 2016 14:39
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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Student: You wanna know why I didn't do my homework? I'll tell you why my homework isn't done. Because it's got PROBLEMS in it. This country has enough problems without me having to deal with any more of them I can tell you! I'll solve the problems one at a time. I'll have people address the problem with solutions, lots of solutions- GREAT solutions. They will be the best solutions, with words, BIG words- multisyllable words with complex definitions and we can make homework great again!
Teacher: Oh will you just go back to your seat and sit the hell down, Donald!
Lol
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Jul 26, 2016 16:45
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- google THIS
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yesterday, when you assigned the homework, you didn't care that I hadn't completed it, yet now you do? how am I supposed to live up to your expectations when they keep changing?
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Jul 26, 2016 16:48
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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Instead of reviewing cross multiplication I read The Dispossessed
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Jul 26, 2016 16:57
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- alnilam
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I didn't do my homework on j s mill because i didn't see the net societal benefit from it
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Jul 26, 2016 17:06
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- alnilam
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I didn't do my kant homework because i wouldn't wish that assignment on anyone else, let alone everyone else
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Jul 26, 2016 17:07
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- Twerkteam Pizza
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When I was in grade school my classmate Brady got kicked out by his Mom.
He was 12. He stayed with us for a few weeks while his grandmother found an apartment in the area.
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Jul 26, 2016 17:13
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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maybe it's nice outside and i'm just happy to be off work? i don't usually skip anywhere but if i did it would probably be home from work and i don't think i need an excuse 
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Jul 26, 2016 17:46
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"i graduated 22 years ago, why do you keep assigning me homework?"
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Jul 26, 2016 18:43
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- Adbot
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Jul 25, 2016 12:07
<3 
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