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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Eonwe posted:

she already said it can't be past IKs, so im already disqualified

oh right, i can't do it again either so i guess she was being ironic

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

i saw this on social media

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

mister magpie posted:

i saw this on social media

:same:

but my only social media is sa

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Hogge Wild posted:

:same:

but my only social media is sa

hmmm

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
hi everyone i got to call portugal today at work

they didn't pick up

alnilam

Hello this is Portugal

Pedantra

by Lowtax

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Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

alnilam posted:

Hello this is Portugal

Why didn't you pick up when I called you.

But thank you for responding to my e-mail you were very helpful.

Secretly, I'm greatly disappointed you spoke perfect English, because I wanted to hand off the issue to my Portuguese speaking boss.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom


Duckie curry

SirJohnnyMcDonald

by exmarx
rip boneless duck

must have been a terrifying existence tbh tho

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eonwe



how is a boneless duck going to prepare a curry anyway

Piso Mojado

alnilam

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

rip boneless duck

must have been a terrifying existence tbh tho

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Eonwe posted:

how is a boneless duck going to prepare a curry anyway

very carefully...

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
gbs got to edward snowden

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/757719728072847360

Robot Made of Meat

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

rip boneless duck

must have been a terrifying existence tbh tho

Much like Mr. Lupner. He was born without a spine.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Are there any Dallas byob goons?

FluffieDuckie

I lived there for 30 years but i escaped


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

FluffieDuckie posted:

I lived there for 30 years but i escaped

I'm just here on bidniss

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


the only thing i liked about dallas was the freedmen's cemetery and the freed slaves' history and old oak lawn. now it's all uptown instead. there's a whole foods there.

if you take a flight to north of there, my dad will buy you some chilaquiles and a warm beer.


Piso Mojado

The Dallas Fort Worth Hwy system was the worse thing I ever drove on in my life.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


my puppy was spayed on wednesday and she is doing really well so far. she was stoned for a couple of days so she wouldn't tear her sutures out. she didn't have to wear her cone full time. good dog.


super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Piso Mojado posted:

The Dallas Fort Worth Hwy system was the worse thing I ever drove on in my life.

And the hotel shuttle guy drive it like the indy 500

SirJohnnyMcDonald

by exmarx

hamjobs posted:

my puppy was spayed on wednesday and she is doing really well so far. she was stoned for a couple of days so she wouldn't tear her sutures out. she didn't have to wear her cone full time. good dog.

did ur puppy learn how to roll one? :420:

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SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

did ur puppy learn how to roll one? :420:



nah, she doesn't have any thumbs but she did learn to pack a bowl.


Furia

Renegret posted:

hi everyone i got to call portugal today at work

they didn't pick up

whoa rude

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

alnilam

Renegret posted:

Why didn't you pick up when I called you.

But thank you for responding to my e-mail you were very helpful.

Secretly, I'm greatly disappointed you spoke perfect English, because I wanted to hand off the issue to my Portuguese speaking boss.

Oh eu posso falar português se você quer, chama a me outra vez

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Turns out all daft punks albums are on youtube. Listening the heck out of homework right now.

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Piso Mojado

drilldo squirt posted:

Turns out all daft punks albums are on youtube. Listening the heck out of homework right now.

homework owns. Check out their Alive 2007 album

Piso Mojado

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVKbF8khsrI&list=PLSdoVPM5WnndV_AXWGXpzUsIw6fN1RQVN

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

alnilam posted:

That's awesome, I really want to keep saucy gals summ day but right now I'm focusing on getting boks. I'm almost done building my bok barracks!

saucy gals are good times. i'm on year 3 and still haven't been stung. i really, really, really want to keep some lovely boks (rhode island reds, i'm looking at youuu), but my lot is set up in a way that won't let me do that and comply with city ordinances. i have to get my bok fix from others. (show me your bok barracks please. :3:)

super mario batali posted:

You should sell goon honey on SA-Mart

i'd really like to, but this year's harvest is spoken for. next year i might have 3x the hives, which makes goon bee syrup possible for 2017. there are loads of goon beekeepers though, you can see if anyone in the diy megathread is perhaps selling online this year.


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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

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alnilam


*pointing a gun* tell me something only the real mittens would know!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring


alnilam posted:

*pointing a gun* tell me something only the real mittens would know!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
What do you do when you've got a guy in your extended family that continues to say the most amazingly stupid thing, I mean - the kinda things that makes you wonder if if hurts to be that dumb. I am completely baffled at the things that comes out of this guy.

Examples include, but are far from limited to:
"Why is it shameful to smoke - if there is images of cancerous lungs on cig packs, there should be pictures of collapsing houses on.. houses - everything is dangerous".
"I refuse to change my diet, I cannot let a big piece of fatty meat just lay there and tempt me" - After ending in hospital with gal bladder issues...
Or my personal favourit: "Training isn't something for me, I benched 330lbs when I was 15 years old but it wasn't something for me and friends started steroids" [btw, world record at 15yr old raw is about 225lbs]...

I am in pain.

<3 <3 Vanisher

eonwe



super mario batali posted:

Are there any Dallas byob goons?

hi bud, i live in dfw

eonwe



Piso Mojado posted:

The Dallas Fort Worth Hwy system was the worse thing I ever drove on in my life.

its bad

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Uxzuigal posted:

What do you do when you've got a guy in your extended family that continues to say the most amazingly stupid thing, I mean - the kinda things that makes you wonder if if hurts to be that dumb. I am completely baffled at the things that comes out of this guy.

Examples include, but are far from limited to:
"Why is it shameful to smoke - if there is images of cancerous lungs on cig packs, there should be pictures of collapsing houses on.. houses - everything is dangerous".
"I refuse to change my diet, I cannot let a big piece of fatty meat just lay there and tempt me" - After ending in hospital with gal bladder issues...
Or my personal favourit: "Training isn't something for me, I benched 330lbs when I was 15 years old but it wasn't something for me and friends started steroids" [btw, world record at 15yr old raw is about 225lbs]...

I am in pain.

he sounds like he rules, have you tried not caring about what he does?

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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

i'd say just go to his funeral and say he lived life to the fullest but people like that have an alarming tendency to live a really long time


hi how are you ♥

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