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Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Aren't we getting dangerously close to the time limit on talking about 9-11 before Rudy Giuliani materializes like the Candyman?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:19

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:18

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Gyges posted:

Aren't we getting dangerously close to the time limit on talking about 9-11 before Rudy Giuliani materializes like the Candyman?

shhhhhh we're setting a Rudy trap

We're finally gonna catch that fucker

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:19

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

can't we just do a livestreamed documentary with Hillary that shows what she is really like in small groups? Would she get all stiff knowing that the camera is there? She won't let it out.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:19

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when Republicans voted against giving 911 first responders health care?

I still can't loving believe that happened. Same with John McCain voting down veteran's funding.

loving assholes.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

SedanChair posted:

Is anyone legit feeling emotions about 9/11 at this point

For the first time in like decade.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

For real though, the Republicans continually voted against a bill to give healthcare to first responders who were there on 9/11.

That's some loving TV Movie Villain bullshit.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Gyges posted:

Aren't we getting dangerously close to the time limit on talking about 9-11 before Rudy Giuliani materializes like the Candyman?

We got him in the video. Candyman rule fulfilled.

Waiting for the Jon Stewart namedrop.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

also it's to contrast how she worked hard for 9/11 victims, while trump...

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

Oh man this is rough

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:20

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Yoshifan823 posted:

For real though, the Republicans continually voted against a bill to give healthcare to first responders who were there on 9/11.

That's some loving TV Movie Villain bullshit.

BUT THEY CARE ABOUT ARR TOOPS AND ARR COPS GUYS!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

I muted the tab because I can tell exactly what this guy is saying by how hard he's waggling his finger

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Holy poo poo this is some ruthless dragging

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

Miss Nomer: May 7, 2007; Saving the world in a thong

Gyges posted:

Aren't we getting dangerously close to the time limit on talking about 9-11 before Rudy Giuliani materializes like the Candyman?

I hope he shows up, I still need to catch him to finish my pokedex

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

This guy is railing on Trump and I love it :getin:

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SedanChair posted:

can't we just do a livestreamed documentary with Hillary that shows what she is really like in small groups? Would she get all stiff knowing that the camera is there? She won't let it out.

To be fair, she has probably trained herself to be cold and stern on camera because, let's face it, we live in a misogynistic culture that would see any human warmth from her as a sign of feminine weakness.

Being a powerful woman obligates you to be cold because your opponents will be jumping at the bit to attack warmth

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

also it's to contrast how she worked hard for 9/11 victims, while trump...

This is savage. I didn't know about Trump receiving those funds.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:21

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

This guy rules.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:22

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Tammy Baldwin!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I swear if fivethirtyeight doesn't go 80% again a week after this convention we have a broken nation

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:23

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

quote:

Ryan Moore
Ryan has spondyloepiphyseal Dysplasia dwarfism and has known Hillary Clinton since 1994 when they met during the fight for health care reform. Ryan has stayed in contact with Hillary ever since.

This guy's up next.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:24

CJTheran: Mar 31, 2010

FuzzySkinner posted:

This guy rules.

Crowley is p cool; it's why I vote for him.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:24

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

SedanChair posted:

can't we just do a livestreamed documentary with Hillary that shows what she is really like in small groups? Would she get all stiff knowing that the camera is there? She won't let it out.

she's already done enough to sabotage her own campaign without actively burying it

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:24

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I swear if fivethirtyeight doesn't go 80% again a week after this convention we have a broken nation

Half the viewing public will be watching protest coverage on Fox Business to reinforce their preconceived notions about Democrats being troublemakers.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:25

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Mel Mudkiper posted:

To be fair, she has probably trained herself to be cold and stern on camera because, let's face it, we live in a misogynistic culture that would see any human warmth from her as a sign of feminine weakness.

Being a powerful woman obligates you to be cold because your opponents will be jumping at the bit to attack warmth

Oh yeah can you imagine her just getting in there in the 1970s? The boys club

Like "yeah I kept my last name, gently caress Bill. gently caress your case too" and get away with it.

I just realized Hillary's entire life's purpose has been "to be on the cutting edge"

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:25

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Svanja posted:

This is savage. I didn't know about Trump receiving those funds.

If memory serves, it first came up in the Republican primary, but trump managed to bury it in yet another wave of mouth sewage. I guess someone working Clinton's campaign took note.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:25

Kali11324: Dec 8, 2004; This space intentionally left blank

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when Republicans voted against giving 911 first responders health care?

Which time?

I wonder how Jon Stewart feels about this . . .

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:25

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

CJTheran posted:

Crowley is p cool; it's why I vote for him.

The RNC had a bunch of lunatics and assholes

The DNC has some amazing speakers, who have done some awesome things. A few wars here and there, but a really good vibe over all.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:25

Dirt: May 26, 2003

As a big MMA nerd this made me laugh

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:26

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

SedanChair posted:

Oh yeah can you imagine her just getting in there in the 1970s? The boys club

Like "yeah I kept my last name, gently caress Bill. gently caress your case too" and get away with it.

I just realized Hillary's entire life's purpose has been "to be on the cutting edge"

I was watching an interview with her in the 70s just earlier today and that was pretty much it

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:26

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I was watching an interview with her in the 70s just earlier today and that was pretty much it

link please

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:28

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

so i'm reading the wikipedia article on write-ins and in the example is a woman who was elected to the tennessee senate after her husband, the original candidate, was murdered by her opponent. so then i'm reading about the murderer and at the end of the article is

Other political candidates and public personalities have emulated Looper's adopted name or have independently adopted similar names. Among these is Internet personality Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, who adopted his nickname as a reference to Byron Looper, who Kyanka nearly worked as an intern for in the summer of 1997.

thanks wikipedia

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:28

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

gif the shrinking podium

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:28

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

that podium tho

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

Distorted Kiwi: Jun 11, 2014; "C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Sab0921 posted:

Half the viewing public will be watching protest coverage on Fox Business to reinforce their preconceived notions about Democrats being troublemakers.

You're not wrong, FOX stuck with the O'Reilly Factor instead of the MoM's.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

FAUXTON posted:

gif the shrinking podium

That was pretty slick, wasn't it? I didn't see it

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

The way this band's been I'm surprised they didn't play Randy Newman's "Short People"

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

this is a nice little speech

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Jesus christ she nails it at 2:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg_sEZg7-rk&t=144s

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

I Am Fowl: Mar 8, 2008; nononononono

Mel Mudkiper posted:

shhhhhh we're setting a Rudy trap

We're finally gonna catch that fucker

All we gotta do is lay down some flypaper and put a Muslim woman on stage and we'll have him at last.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 19:18

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

And this is why putting your podium on lifts is good and cool. Perfect height whether you're 7' or 3'.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 02:29

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