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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Pooh, no! That's not honey!

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Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Roro posted:

Honey, no! That's poo!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Roro posted:

No, that's poo hunny!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Roro posted:

Honey, no! That's not poo!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Well done everyone. Shut it down.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Loving the new thread tag, excellent choice.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The last time this photo came up someone dug around and discovered that the central panel in the outfits was gold coloured and just looked like fleshtone in that photo.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Correction, it looks like fleshtone in every photo because the gold sheen doesn't photograph. Looked perfectly respectable to everybody who had to design it, approve it and wear it, and looked like that to the rest of the world who saw it on camera.

It's the little things that make life worth living.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Well yeah, outside of working in porn, I'm thinking a reasonable number would be...20?

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well yeah, outside of working in porn, I'm thinking a reasonable number would be...20?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_pre-Columbian_America

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well yeah, outside of working in porn, I'm thinking a reasonable number would be...20?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


As always Wikipedia doesn't fail to deliver:

quote:

Ortiz de Montellano presents evidence that the Aztec diet was balanced and that the dietary contribution of cannibalism would not have been very effective as a reward, any more than occasionally treating yourself to a big, fat, juicy steak is today.
Even if it's sourced were those suggestive adjectives there really necessary outside of revealing that the wiki's author is a big, fat, non-juicy creep?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Palpek posted:

As always Wikipedia doesn't fail to deliver:

Even if it's sourced were those suggestive adjectives there really necessary outside of revealing that the wiki's author is a big, fat, non-juicy creep?
It was added by an unregistered IP without any added sourcing. So it seems like a troll revision that has managed to stick around for 4 years.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well yeah, outside of working in porn, I'm thinking a reasonable number would be...20?

At a time or total? If it's total you are talking about, you're wrong because sluts are fantastic cock suckers!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






Why are you creeping on me in the gym?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

This is Bob. Bob had back dicks.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

The Locator posted:

Why are you creeping on me in the gym?

Sorry for the mushroom stamp.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Maybe a sweaty Brazilian woman just back into him.

Mrs.Nameko
Dec 16, 2015

Mushrooms are the internet of the forest!
We got some new toys at the pet store...

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
To be fair, Kongs always looked like sex toys.
I did get a chuckle out of "$8.69"

Edit: I mean, really now.


E: VVVVV Don't stop. Alliteration does it for me.

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 21:01 on Jul 28, 2016

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Its like some kind of freaky fetish fractal image.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Mrs.Nameko posted:

We got some new toys at the pet store...


With wall-mounting suction cup action!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The sanitary way to eat out of someones rear end.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Mrs.Nameko posted:

We got some new toys at the pet store...


Oh come the gently caress on, it even has the flared base for pulling it out of someone's rear end easily. That's clearly just an unsold sextoy that's been repurposed.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Slime posted:

Oh come the gently caress on, it even has the flared base for pulling it out of someone's rear end easily. That's clearly just an unsold sextoy that's been repurposed.

Which, based on the description on the tag, also doubles as a suction cup.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
From "The Frugal Fetish"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

An actual dog sex toy.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Dienes posted:

Which, based on the description on the tag, also doubles as a suction cup.

I only just read the label: "Suction Cup Surprise" :golfclap:



The Ape of Naples posted:


An actual dog sex toy.

Call me naive, but how the gently caress does this work? Which species is it meant to be used on? And how on earth do you insert it without puncturing holes?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

left_unattended posted:

Call me naive, but how the gently caress does this work? Which species is it meant to be used on? And how on earth do you insert it without puncturing holes?

Dogs hump it. Dogs like to hump things, like legs or pillows or whatever.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My buddies dog had a special pillow for a few years.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Dogs hump it. Dogs like to hump things, like legs or pillows or whatever.

:downsgun: that's not a crazy idea. Keeps them off people's legs I guess.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Mrs.Nameko posted:

We got some new toys at the pet store...


NWS obviously: http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/quiz-dog-toy-or-sex-toy-4818384/

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

My buddies dog had a special pillow for a few years.

My friend's dog had a special Sully from Monsters Inc.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Dienes posted:

Which, based on the description on the tag, also doubles as a suction cup.

So you can stick it to a wall and let the wall do the job of pulling it out, yes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Ape of Naples posted:

Maybe a sweaty Brazilian woman just back into him.

Come on guys, are we just gonna let this treasure slip by? For shame.

:bravo: Well done Ape of Naples.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

The Ape of Naples posted:


An actual dog sex toy.

Oh! Oh! I know this one! It's ethanol!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
As in they guffed a shitload of ethanol to hatch the idea of selling designer humpware for dogs as a living room centerpiece.

Am I right? I am right aren't I??? What do I get? Is it ethanol??? Or is it psilocybin?

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