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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I suppose I can respect anyone who can cut my crippling chap stick budget in half.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
But she still ugly.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
dr. selar report to my pants immediately

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Dr Bashir report to my quarters for splits practice.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

But she still ugly.

I enjoy your posting criscodisco but sometimes I feel like being gay may be affecting your ability to objectify women.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Homophone.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

A sea of everlasting boners. :gizz:

criscodisco fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jul 27, 2016

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it


Aesthetically pleasing, but don't forget she's hauling around a taint full of abalone :barf:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
File photo: first contact on Bajoran homeworld.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

criscodisco posted:



Aesthetically pleasing, but don't forget she's hauling around a taint full of abalone :barf:

wait, what?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Ds9 showed up in the suggested viewing for my 3yo this morning on Netflix Kids.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

tactlessbastard posted:

Ds9 showed up in the suggested viewing for my 3yo this morning on Netflix Kids.

Show him Kira turn him gay now so it won't be awkward in middle school.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Benzites vape 24/7

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

criscodisco posted:

Show him Kira turn him gay now so it won't be awkward in middle school.

She... but might still work.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
My dad showed me lots of Trek at that age and I'm totally fine so I say go for it. No reason not to start her with the best Trek.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


criscodisco posted:



Aesthetically pleasing, but don't forget she's hauling around a taint full of abalone :barf:

I don't care what kind of bologna she has down there I'm going in.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Enjoy the ringworm buddy.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

criscodisco posted:


A sea of everlasting boners. :gizz:

Dash Rendar?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Outrageous Okona. Have respect for your sexy elders. :mad:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Actually I'm not sure he deserves respect because he nailed the hatchet-faced Lois.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Holy poo poo he's that terrible actor from that terrible show Helix.

His role as Thadiun Okona was the best acting he's ever done.

Shocking.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
She looks like you made a skeleton walk around and smile at people like a William Castle movie theater stunt.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I'm sorry but are you having a go at Teri Hatcher?

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

criscodisco posted:



Aesthetically pleasing, but don't forget she's hauling around a taint full of abalone :barf:

What now?

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

So I decided to rewatch this episode tonight because I had somehow managed to forget everything about it. S02E06, The Schizoid Man. It's a Data episode where he's possessed by another being yet again. Seriously, he's been possessed so many times that he's a legitimate security risk yet nobody ever bothers to change his brain password. It also features a rare funeral in which they beam the corpse into space. The antagonist seems to be an homage to Roddenberry because while his sole motivation is to hook up with a young blonde, he still manages to perv out on Troi.

Overall it's a pretty strange episode because Troi is actually does something useful, which is a rarity. Lt. Selar's presence is fairly odd because there doesn't seem to be any meaningful reason for her to replace Pulaski for most of the episode and I think this is the only episode she's in. Why did Pulaski have to leave and help with some other medical emergency? It doesn't seem to impact the story at all. I'm guessing the actor who plays Pulaski had to take a few days off for some reason so they just tossed in another character so that it wouldn't interrupt the shooting schedule.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I watched DS9 years after the fact. I wonder how Kira getting transporter pregnant was received at the time?

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
I would throw the meanest pon farr down on every Vulcan female to have ever appeared on Trek. Like the crew of the USS T'Kumbra they're all batting 400.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Possession seems to be a common occupational hazard in Starfleet. Kirk had it happen by an ex girlfriend.

Considering Picard annihilated 2/3 of Starfleet, Data is going to get a day off and get back to work.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Wolf 359, never forget

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

RVWinkle posted:

Wolf 359, never forget

Section 31 did Wolf 359

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i have started watching ds9 and am starting to understand the o brian memes

only in season one but i especially liked the episode where he gets to be a great hero who saves a village for like 5 seconds before it's revealed that he was actually just a fakeout for someone else

just got past the episode where aliens use everyones imaginations to manifest and while bashir and sisko get a hot lady and a baseball superstar respectively, o brien gets a hideous gremlin

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Borg phasers can't melt tritanium hulls.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
That is shown to be objectively false in literally the first appearance of the Borg, dude.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Also monotanium and tetraburnium, but not neutronium.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Why have two bridges? Put the comfy chairs in the battle bridge and always use it. Turn the normal bridge into a conference room or something.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Germstore posted:

Why have two bridges? Put the comfy chairs in the battle bridge and always use it. Turn the normal bridge into a conference room or something.

Or Commander Riker's gently caress Palace

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

bleep.bloop posted:

Or Commander Riker's gently caress Palace

that's actually commonly referred to as "known, and probably some unknown, space"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Apollodorus posted:

That is shown to be objectively false in literally the first appearance of the Borg, dude.

Pffft, yeah, look at this guy who believes the official Fleet Action Report. :jerkbag:

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Anybody familiar with the youtube recut stuff? I'm looking for a specific one I can't find anymore. I know general/major grin, gazorra, and jandrewedits did the most, but one of them did like 200 of them and yet they all only have like ~40 uploaded at the moment. I watched one in particular years ago that stretched out that Picard four lights torture scene to like twenty minutes long by splicing in a bunch of Irenicus monologues, but I can't seem to track it down anywhere.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
They poo poo talk lasers in that OUTRAGEOUS episode, but then the Borg show up and it turns out lasers are actually cool and good.

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