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watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

I think it's 4, the guide is for how to get clean without an enema.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That was seriously one of the grossest episodes they've ever done and I loving loved it. I nearly choked from laughing so hard a bunch of times, and my jaw fell open multiple times too :allears:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

The soda pop in the vagina one broke me harder than anything in a long time.

So you can get a yeast infection that's code red flavored.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

What I don't get is why oral hygiene implements keep coming up in way too close proximity to genitals. I understand the electric toothbrush as an impromptu vibrator, but that's not the only thing that that's come up.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
You don't want cavities in your vertical smile.

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

Haruharuharuko posted:

The soda pop in the vagina one broke me harder than anything in a long time.

So you can get a yeast infection that's code red flavored.

The true way to masturbate is with Diet Coke and Mentos, obviously.

For me, I think it was the bologna loving. BOLOGNA LUBE

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I was broken by the bowl of steak. Not because of how gross it is, but because of how much that clown must've spent at the grocery store.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
The spam guy was perfectly reasonable.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
For some reason what stuck with me was the guy whose self-bondage session started going haywire so his first thought was to call his mom for help

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

chaos rhames posted:

The spam guy was perfectly reasonable.

It’s really just the next logical step, if you’re Hawaiian.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009
The bit with the apple and the panty hose read like one of the stories from Palahniuk's Guts

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
I knew a girl who lived with super-strict parents who also used her razor bottom as a dildo so she didn't have to try to hide one in her house.

It was pretty weird, but hey, not the weirdest thing (that's the apple thing).

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
What's gross about that is the fine, soapy film that forms on that shower razor from being kept in the shower.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I feel like at least half of these people have switched from any given human other-directed sexuality into a kind of sexuality based entirely on the act of masturbating.

How else to explain the channel-flipping guy?

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Avidly waiting until masturbation is gamified and these people get to rationalize their habits post hoc

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


A Meat posted:

Avidly waiting until masturbation is gamified and these people get to rationalize their habits post hoc

How many wanking cheevos will bboy360 have?

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

MooCowlian posted:

How many wanking cheevos will bboy360 have?

Obviously none, cuz he gets all the pussy

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

A Meat posted:

Obviously none, cuz he gets all the pussy

Until there ARE masturbation cheevos. Then he'll go hard, to get even more cheevos, to get even more girls!

He can't let Mario Lopez win. Not now, not ever.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gamify your masturbation habits. #marketing

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
People absolutely are trying to gamify masturbation. When I was doing research for the VR porn doc I came across some weirdos who were making gamified fleshlights. So look forward to the fapping cheevo doc, sometime next year.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Pornhub straight up has achievements.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I don't think you're meant to admit you know that.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

When I tried making a e-hentai doc (there's real good stuff there, just didn't have the energy to complete it) I did find out that they have some sort of integrated porn rpg that's part of the site? But I didn't know there were porn cheevos

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

I'm the only person with 50k+ Adult Friend Finder friends and 100k+ Pornhub cheevos. Also breakdancing

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Meat posted:

When I tried making a e-hentai doc (there's real good stuff there, just didn't have the energy to complete it) I did find out that they have some sort of integrated porn rpg that's part of the site? But I didn't know there were porn cheevos

You earn points in the ridiculously overdesigned RPG that you can spend to download prepackaged archives of hentai (as opposed to using the online viewer and downloading one image at a time). I think it's somehow a way to get more people to donate to the site, and as far as I can tell enough people do donate to keep e-hentai running.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



MooCowlian posted:

I don't think you're meant to admit you know that.

I think it's okay to say "I have been to PornHub" on an anonymous internet forum.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Gimnbo posted:

I think it's okay to say "I have been to PornHub" on an anonymous internet forum.

It's okay, I was just there for the comments.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
That, and consider what thread you're on. It's like when the awful game mods thread gets some jackass that's all "Oh, how weird you know about Lover Slab".

Son, if we didn't know about the awful poo poo on a forums called Something Awful, then what the gently caress are your expectations?

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

Arrhythmia posted:

It's okay, I was just there for the comments articles.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:thejoke:

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

A Meat posted:

Avidly waiting until masturbation is gamified and these people get to rationalize their habits post hoc

They talked about that in a recent episode, Cock Hero or whatever where you need to jerk off to visual queues like Guitar Hero.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Arrhythmia posted:

Pornhub straight up has achievements.

Funny that you mention that...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

1) Oh no.
2) Hi Boots!

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

This'll be magical :allears:

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

GonSmithe posted:

They talked about that in a recent episode, Cock Hero or whatever where you need to jerk off to visual queues like Guitar Hero.

But do these people then jerk off to things they don't find arousing just to gain bragging rights/cheevos?

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

A Meat posted:

But do these people then jerk off to things they don't find arousing just to gain bragging rights/cheevos?

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

BootsRaingear posted:

Funny that you mention that...

I'm ready.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

1) Oh no.
2) Hi Boots!

it feels like Boots gets this reaction a lot

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
hey, which episode is it that stog talks about freeballing

i want to hear him say freeballing again

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Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

Seagull posted:

hey, which episode is it that stog talks about freeballing

i want to hear him say freeballing again

That's also in one of the Wikihows...
Edit: Ep 52.

Maerlyn fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jul 27, 2016

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