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being nice is the spice of life!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:01 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:28 |
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Realistically, being nice does build points towards sex, you just have to cash them in
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:07 |
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does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:09 |
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They save that for the locker room
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:10 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex Well the whole season is really just about building up sexual tension. After the championship the team captains get to have priveleged sodomy like in ancient greece, like the ancient Greeks. But otherwise it's strictly forbidden although aluded to with celebratory cock dances in the end zone.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:13 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:does the "end zone" in football have anything to do with the"friend zone" b/c i've watched over 9 football games and i've never seen anyone have sex Lots of man on man hugging and passing of balls
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:20 |
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haha whoa i'll stick to tennis *tugs collar*
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:21 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Lots of man on man hugging and passing of balls http://youtu.be/uB667PmgyEw Yup
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:22 |
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this kid is not a Nice Guy, and look how much pu$$ay he is wreckin
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:37 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:38 |
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HappyKitty posted:They save that for the locker room The Bend Zone
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:41 |
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Ratjaculation posted:this kid is not a Nice Guy, and look how much pu$$ay he is wreckin Holy poo poo the English aren't even people drat
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:43 |
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subhuman filth posted:its also not unusual for women to date a generation above them, or for older men to dump their wives and date a generation below. This basically never happens in reverse. nah cougars exist
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:46 |
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Moridin920 posted:nah cougars exist confirmed, jack bauers hot daughter was stalked by one iirc
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:49 |
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At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:58 |
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Ten Wasted Dollars posted:At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties soz dave. here you go: ok alright uhhh oh dear lmbo
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:05 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:06 |
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Can they knot?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:11 |
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Ten Wasted Dollars posted:At this point you're just ripping on people who seem to have diminished mental faculties Assuming Shayna Blane is a real person David's persistent spamming method actually paid off in the end, and in only a months worth of spamming, so who really has the diminished mental faculties? But I guess she isn't using a real picture so is probably fake.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:11 |
ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO > Hey, can I buy you a drink? (From the vending machine, at work) > Repeatedly hangs around break room to talk to her until he notices her ring, then will literally leave a room if she walks into it. > Tries to bribe his way into her pants with doughnuts. And my favorite, "Does he (aka me) respect your hobbies?" I don't know what this one means, I can only guess that since I am apparently a total Chadbro and she is asian, he assumed she loved all that anime weeby poo poo and I wouldn't accept her for it. It odd going from being a Nice Guy in high school to Chad Thundercock
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:15 |
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Ratjaculation posted:soz dave. here you go: I might be an rear end in a top hat because I agree with the one about women porking dudes in their 20s and by 30 they're looking to settle down, but I don't want them then because divorce and 2 kids and loose vagina I know it's hosed up but hey
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:17 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO I guess you can say... His dream ship was wrecked.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:17 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO Show up at her work, watch him poo poo himself out of impotent fury.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:19 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO yeah
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:19 |
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thats a lot of crap to read and i didnt read it...
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:19 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:ITHelpDesk.txt, nice guy stories from my SO I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines. "Please insert 20¢" "gently caress you, I don't owe you anything creep"
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:23 |
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My god do you guys have any more collages or where do you find them
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:24 |
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RobattoJesus posted:I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines. Present: Cuddle Parties Future: Cuddle Vending Machines
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:24 |
The Tao Jones posted:Show up at her work, watch him poo poo himself out of impotent fury. It's just bizarre because I am a lanky rear end goony dude, I am not cool at all. In high school there was a girl I was friends with and I decided that I liked. I literally built my schedule and extracurriculars around spending the most time with her. Then I got shot down after two years of this poo poo and asking her out over text, and was incredibly depressed for a very long time afterwards. Holy poo poo was I a pussy. E. I also owned a trench coat and several fedoras. These posts are like looking in a mirror -10 years. I'm surprised I wasn't a school shooter or something. RobattoJesus posted:I thought you meant the vending machine was being a nice guy and hitting on your SO and I was looking forward to a parody post where women thought they were being hit on by machines. I think they have those in Japan CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jul 27, 2016 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:25 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:It's just bizarre because I am a lanky rear end goony dude, I am not cool at all. Send her flowers
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:31 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:I might be an rear end in a top hat because I agree with the one about women porking dudes in their 20s and by 30 they're looking to settle down, but I don't want them then because divorce and 2 kids and loose vagina ok
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:33 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:00 |
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they're not supposed to know about the card
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:28 |
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Can we get a thread name change in here?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:49 |
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"gentlemanly" 163 likes ex-nice guy, still gettin none me, irl nice skull bat side! "4 years" ok bye
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:25 |
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Jesus christ. Men are the worst.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:42 |
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I wanna quote one of those to emphasize the but I just can't choose
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:49 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Jesus christ. Men are the worst. Agreed they are such jerks taking all the girls away and sending then back roont so Nice Guys like US never have a chance
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:51 |
"Date me, I am a great guy" "Thanks but I'm good" "Good I didn't want you anyways you fat ugly whore" Just
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:52 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:28 |
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I can't. It's too much. I'm getting second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. I'm going to die of embarrassment and these nice guys are still going to be waddling around insulting woman like giant tools, and then my ghost will die of embarrassment, too.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:59 |