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If I were a Star Trek spaceship I would be the Excelsior because its paint scheme matches my eyes.
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Tectonis posted:In season 6 or 7 she goes off-the-rails and reprograms the doctor to genetically alter her unborn child, are you telling me this isn't a good female portrayal? I like how she suffered absolutely no consequences for this.
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i honestly gave voyager a go a couple of years back, before I even watched DS9 I think. I made it until Janeway starting hanging out with DaVinci or someone like that. Said gently caress it. TNG & VOY suffer from wayyyy too much holodeck poo poo. DS9 had some but not enough that I can even remember any specific ones. Well other than the lounge singer but Chase Masterson cancels out all bad in DS9
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Jul 28, 2016 03:06
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I'd be Captain Proton's ship because I'm big, dumb useless and love campy scifi.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i honestly gave voyager a go a couple of years back, before I even watched DS9 I think. I made it until Janeway starting hanging out with DaVinci or someone like that. Said gently caress it. TNG & VOY suffer from wayyyy too much holodeck poo poo. DS9 had some but not enough that I can even remember any specific ones. DaVinci episodes are good 
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Jul 28, 2016 03:07
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We have basically an unlimited amount of things we could do in made up space universe but lets dwell on stupid holodeck poo poo because we found all these sherlock holmes outfits in the wardrobe department
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Jul 28, 2016 03:10
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Can't believe I'm saying this but the Hirogen Holodeck stuff wasn't horrible. Particularly thinking about the nazi holoship takeover episode.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:11
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i honestly gave voyager a go a couple of years back, before I even watched DS9 I think. I made it until Janeway starting hanging out with DaVinci or someone like that. Said gently caress it. TNG & VOY suffer from wayyyy too much holodeck poo poo. DS9 had some but not enough that I can even remember any specific ones. List of crappy voyager holoprogrammes 1. Janeway's camp gothic melodrama 2. World War 2 French town 3. Neelix's generic Hawaiian resort which probably is a bit racist in 2016 4.Captain Proton 5. gently caress off Da Vinci 6. Tom's French bar with 1x pool table 7. Fair Haven
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Jul 28, 2016 03:12
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Figaro posted:List of crappy voyager holoprogrammes The Doctor
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here is a list of awesome holodeck episodes ALl the ones where geordi got cockblocked
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Also the make out cow.
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Tectonis posted:The Doctor The Doctor is definitely better than the Beowolf holoprogramme
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Jul 28, 2016 03:15
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Captain Proton is awesome. I will space-fight you
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Jul 28, 2016 03:16
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is Captain Proton more like Bashir Bond thing or a Wormhole Xtreme sort of thing
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Jul 28, 2016 03:17
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Developing tech for the Federation must be like some sort of OSHA hell. Some aliens see in infrared so it has to be visible in that range, meanwhile this race is blind so it needs a haptic interface these are for cetaceans so make them work with a bottle nose and clicks. Then provide support for all these development standards.
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Tectonis posted:Developing tech for the Federation must be like some sort of OSHA hell. Some aliens see in infrared so it has to be visible in that range, meanwhile this race is blind so it needs a haptic interface these are for cetaceans so make them work with a bottle nose and clicks. Then provide support for all these development standards. i thought all the aliens just had different foreheads
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Jul 28, 2016 03:18
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:here is a list of awesome holodeck episodes there was a holodeck episode where harry kim got seduced by an evil alien but then she dumped him to seduce tuvok instead
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Jul 28, 2016 03:19
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Apollodorus posted:Captain Proton is awesome. I will space-fight you Okay! As long as I get Constance Goodheart (Seven) you're stuck with Buster Kincaid (Harry Kim)
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Jul 28, 2016 03:19
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I would be Enterprise because then I would have Scott Bakula inside me
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corn in the bible posted:there was a holodeck episode where harry kim got seduced by an evil alien but then she dumped him to seduce tuvok instead Marinana or something ? She was a holodeck puppet controlled by an ugly alien woman inside a nebula. Tuvok would never go near such a minger, logic dictates that he only pursues babes
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Jul 28, 2016 03:22
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i thought all the aliens just had different foreheads No, bolians are flush with STDs and have extra toxic biohazard shits. Probably had to add a fourth seashell for them
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Jul 28, 2016 03:24
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:is Captain Proton more like Bashir Bond thing or a Wormhole Xtreme sort of thing Bashir Bond, for sure
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Jul 28, 2016 03:24
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Figaro posted:Okay! As long as I get Constance Goodheart (Seven) you're stuck with Buster Kincaid (Harry Kim) Seven cheats though, wouldn't be fair
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Jul 28, 2016 03:25
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want to go to that weird game world that the DS9 crew got sucked into
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Jul 28, 2016 03:33
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:if you were a star trek space ship which would you be? I think I'd be the USS Bozemen, lost and alone in space and time USS Reliant because there's a goddam maniac at the helm
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Jul 28, 2016 03:37
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I wish Worf had been there in season 1, would have liked to see the son of Mogh doing hopscotch while regretting his life choices up to that point
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Jul 28, 2016 03:38
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what if Geordi asked the holodeck to create a simulation of a woman who would love him? what would the result be? Core breach due to cpu cascade failure poo poo?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:what if Geordi asked the holodeck to create a simulation of a woman who would love him? what would the result be? Core breach due to cpu cascade failure poo poo? An alternative way of heating up the computer core enough to kill space cheese spores
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Love him? Mrs. LaForge probably loves her son, so....
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shadow puppet of a posted:Love him? Mrs. LaForge probably loves her son, so.... lol drat though if it did just generate his mom and geordi tries to gently caress it "finally, a real woman" he says
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:what if Geordi asked the holodeck to create a simulation of a woman who would love him? what would the result be? Core breach due to cpu cascade failure poo poo? She would be perfect; beautiful and intelligent, graceful and kind. But then Riker becomes curious about who Geordi is spending all his holodeck time with...he sleeps with Geordi's needy holographic mess...and after altering her consent settings and sleeping with her, Riker maliciously makes changes to the programme so that she now smells of beer farts and growls "make it so" in Picard's dulcet baritone every she reaches completion. The senior staff all have chuckle in the conference lounge later on and Counselor Troi describes Geordi's emotional distress in incredible detail
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Do you all remember the episode where a facsimile of Geordi's mom appears?
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Apollodorus posted:Do you all remember the episode where a facsimile of Geordi's mom appears? poo poo this actually happens?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:poo poo this actually happens? Yeah it's a S7 episode so largely forgettable https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interface_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)
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After he is reprimanded by Picard for his disobedience, La Forge concludes that his mother is in fact dead, and that it had all seemed so real he had thought he had a chance to say goodbye to her. someone make  wearing a geordi visor
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:what if Geordi asked the holodeck to create a simulation of a woman who would love him? what would the result be? Core breach due to cpu cascade failure poo poo? A body pillow with Dr Braum's face scotch taped on
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Awesome_Tool posted:sooo im that guy who has watched all the series many many many times over 25yrs Agreed.
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People liked TNG much more than any of the other shows, possibly including TOS.
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Figaro posted:Voyager is like an iceberg with some well written episodes at the top, supported by a multitude of offensively boring or god awful episodes below the surface. this list is a little strange because while it is certainly not a good episode threshold is something that every star trek watcher should experience at least once
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Fojar38 posted:something that every star trek watcher should experience at least once Like Picard's cameltoe? 
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