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tumor looking batty posted:what is the burger king story Many chicken fries passed through that onion ring.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:12
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One time I ate two pot brownies and got so incredibly high that my brain basically stopped functioning during an 8 person orgy. people were pointing out that i was basically broken and my response was "aahhh. errrmmm" becuase i had recently been plowed in the rear end hole. I also told someone their favorite beer was just okay, but I think they were too stoned to care about this egregious insult. I'm probably going to gently caress one or more of these people in a couple of weekends. Anyways its not an interesting story but its pretty high tier for this thread
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Jul 28, 2016 04:53
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echinopsis posted:That's my sexual agenda. I will no doubt have sex with my wife in between tonight and tomorrow because it makes it seem really dirty to have sex with three woman in a 24 hour period and it's one of those steam achievements. Also they all know about all of this too and so everyone is consenting and happy to be on the polysex train. I just did this today for the first time and holy poo poo it's awesome. Part of me wishes it didn't feel like a steam achievement, part of me finds it loving hilarious that this is a thing that happens to anyone in real life much less me. Now I'm staying awake trying to figure out how to ask my fuckbuddy's fiance if I can bring her to a birthday orgy for my fiance (she currently only has permission to play with me). Everyone else involved is down but somehow five people doesn't feel like an orgy and six does? Probably just because I'm pretty sure I can swing six and I don't want to "settle" for less than that.
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Jul 28, 2016 11:44
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drat I forgot I can't edit. Oh well. echinopsis posted:but both the wife and I reckon threesomes are kinda a bit boring if you're not the odd one out. since neither of us are really bi it means it's largely about doing it for the other person and while that's fine it's not that exciting. This makes me sad for you. Everyone in my little circle is bi/pan/whatever and we all like each other so literally anyone in the group can have one on one sex with anyone else and adding more people just makes it more confusing in the best way.
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Jul 28, 2016 11:47
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Control Volume posted:This thread had some novelty at the beginning I think but all his stories are "Uh umm a women came over and there was a blowjob and some cuddles" in several paragraphs worth of words when it should be awesome sex stories like the one time I saw a guy at a bar with a pool cue stuck up his rear end, just literally sticking straight up in the air agreed
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Aug 2, 2016 08:15
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But if it was snooker instead of pool then you could do some sort of "potting the brown" joke imo
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Aug 2, 2016 08:19
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah no we've talked about that but decided it would be too complicated emotionally. Definitely could have hooked it up easily, but we're pretty defensive of what we've got and pretty risk averse. Was actually a pretty fun conversation to have though. This was kind of the situation for me and my wife too. We were both open to the idea but didn't want to risk feelings getting hurt and jeopardizing what we have.
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Aug 8, 2016 19:21
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Panty Saluter posted:This was kind of the situation for me and my wife too. We were both open to the idea but didn't want to risk feelings getting hurt and jeopardizing what we have. move fast and break stuff
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Aug 14, 2016 14:58
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Awia posted:move fast and break stuff this is how i ended up in a sling for the last two weeks
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Aug 16, 2016 10:28
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Graff posted:this is how i ended up in a sling for the last two weeks your arm bones were disrupted
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Aug 16, 2016 22:07
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Awia posted:your arm bones were disrupted I questioned assumptions about what an arm looks like
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Aug 17, 2016 07:21
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I hop and swipe right on Tinder almost every day and make matches and usually don't talk to people.. Maybe later right? Well someone who I matched over a month ago I messaged yesterday morning.. And then guess who walks into the pharmacy I was walking in. I realised it was her but not the other way around. I messaged later "I think I just served you" She is NOT having a bar of this open relationship thing. Not a fan at all
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Aug 17, 2016 08:34
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Great now all we're getting is missed connections stories
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Aug 17, 2016 14:21
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Aug 17, 2016 20:25
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Had a girl over, we had a great time at my place. She goes upstairs to use the bathroom, and comes back down noticing that I have two tooth brushes WOOOPS. I should throw that other one out really, its been a long time.
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Aug 17, 2016 20:32
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I went to cvs also today. Since that's what we are sharing in this thread.
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Aug 18, 2016 03:34
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Control Volume posted:Great now all we're getting is missed connections stories Do you have a good missed connection story and would you be willing to share
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Aug 18, 2016 12:01
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Had a guy who was pretty much jared from silicon valley who was telling me on that weekend that he was going to be gently caress 10 different people at 4 hour intervals (his recharge time) over the next couple of days and my thought was "dang shoulda gotten in on that"
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Aug 18, 2016 16:11
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Control Volume posted:Had a guy who was pretty much jared from silicon valley who was telling me on that weekend that he was going to be gently caress 10 different people at 4 hour intervals (his recharge time) over the next couple of days and my thought was "dang shoulda gotten in on that" i agree, but feel a little ashamed about it if i am honest
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Aug 25, 2016 22:59
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i'd be lying if i said i hadn't slept with the odd jared in my time oh well time to go to bed for bluddles (aka blowjobs and cuddles)
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Aug 25, 2016 23:01
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You know, one thing that came to mind from reading this thread is how guys who feel the need to write a bunch of words about how respectful and caring they are in relationships and how much the (many, many) women they've been with enjoy it are insufferable. I mean, it's obviously a thing that is true (that you should be respectful/caring), but you have to question the motives behind someone feeling the need to repeatedly assert it. My personal theory is that it's some sort of weird mental bargaining where the person knows that their relationships and the people involved in them aren't particularly desirable, so they try to make them sound as good as possible to any unfortunate random online people. It's sort of like how guys who sleep with a bunch of physically and/or mentally unattractive women tend to talk a bunch in detail about the sex they have.
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Aug 26, 2016 03:04
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Ytlaya posted:You know, one thing that came to mind from reading this thread is how guys who feel the need to write a bunch of words about how respectful and caring they are in relationships and how much the (many, many) women they've been with enjoy it are insufferable. I mean, it's obviously a thing that is true (that you should be respectful/caring), but you have to question the motives behind someone feeling the need to repeatedly assert it. It's a bit like describing how you are dressed, and repeatedly mentioning that you haven't soiled yourself. "The trousers - which contain absolutely no poo poo at all - are perfectly coordinated with my shoes, which are leather and contain not a single stray nugget nor splash of diarrhoea." It comes across as odd and like a really obvious attempt to dissimulate something unpleasant. Thing is, it probably isn't. It's probably just a nerd doing a really cack-handed job of explaining his recent exploration of an alternate lifestyle. He's also struggling a bit with having chosen a salacious letters to penthouse voice to write in initially that makes any more mature discussion of sex and emotions seem full of weird "and I never shat my pants once!" clarifications. Basically, we can explain all of these things with the known facts about echi (dork, noob) without introducing new facts about him (exploitative monster, shags fatties). I like to call this "cockam's razor"
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Aug 26, 2016 08:54
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Ytlaya posted:You know, one thing that came to mind from reading this thread is how guys who feel the need to write a bunch of words about how respectful and caring they are in relationships and how much the (many, many) women they've been with enjoy it are insufferable. I mean, it's obviously a thing that is true (that you should be respectful/caring), but you have to question the motives behind someone feeling the need to repeatedly assert it. It makes me wonder too. I mean, I don't meet that many people that I am mentally and physically attracted to to even attempt a threesome let alone a gang bang. I don't know how one does it. Anyway I accidentally had an open relationship once. I thought we were just friends. He was such a mess that I would never want to own that man's problems. So we banged once and it was a huge mistake because he had to really drill it in that I did not own him, even though I thought that was a foregone conclusion. I still remember him scrolling through his contacts in my face the next day saying, "See all these sluts? I can call them up any time I don't need you!" That evening we had another talk where he mentioned how he was going to Canada to bang some chick and he promised, unbidden, that he would always come back to me. Back? I was so confused that I didn't ever tell him, please don't. At some point we ended up being friends again, just friends. He started going on about wishing he could make a really good guy friend and eventually he found this chubby Brazilian guy who loved his wife and kids but wanted to gently caress some strange. The guy was smart but really fugly. I started to get the impression these two weirdos were spit roasting whores judging by what my friend said about having a recording that he was going to use to blackmail the guy if he ever turned on him. My friend left me alone with the guy once to get take out and kept texting me asking what I thought of him, which I was too naive to realize what was happening. The brazilian and I just talked about his wife and kids and other small talk while my friend was gone. When my friend got back, we all chatted and ate and my friend started asking some really personal questions about my dating life, which he often does because he's inappropriate, nevermind that I have never given him a straight asnwer. The Brazilian calls him out on not knowing as much about me as he claimed. He retorted that he knew everything about me because we were in an open relationship, and he didn't know why I was being so cagey. Uh, no we are not, and I said that too. But it wasn't until they were watching bukkake porn, talking about each others dicks and the Brazilian asked me if I'd let him smell my business that I finally got the gently caress out of there OMG that was so scary. I have no reasonable answer as to why this person was my friend for so long. Because he was so nuts I didn't cut things off with him right away, but it wasn't long after that incident that we never spoke again. Anyway, I would like to say "to each their own," because i understand that monogamy is somewhat unnatural, but my experience has shown me people trying to pull off the opposite end up hurting a lot of people around them and are pretty broken. But maybe some people do it successfully, I'm not gonna hate.
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Aug 27, 2016 03:24
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had sex. with girl. left afterwards. no moral.
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Aug 27, 2016 11:25
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All the healthy poly people are already dating each other
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Aug 27, 2016 17:48
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Death Bot posted:All the healthy poly people are already dating each other
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Aug 29, 2016 00:21
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I have ever known a healthy poly relationship to last longer than two years.
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Aug 29, 2016 16:50
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what the gently caress is this thread
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Aug 29, 2016 18:35
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Zelder posted:what the gently caress is this thread Yospos, bithc
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Aug 30, 2016 02:53
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Fived and subscribed. I'm rooting for you, OP!
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Aug 30, 2016 21:50
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Death Bot posted:All the healthy poly people are already dating each other Truth Mappo posted:I have ever known a healthy poly relationship to last longer than two years. And stupidity
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Aug 30, 2016 23:33
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Fived and subscribed. I'm rooting you, OP!
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Aug 30, 2016 23:49
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Fived and subscribed. I'm rooting for you, OP!
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Aug 31, 2016 13:53
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tumor looking batty posted:what is the burger king story a yosposter lost to the mists of time once hooked up with a girl, fingered her butt by accident. took her to burger king afterwards and trying to be suave over their burgers told her "i can still smell you on my fingers" and she burst into tears. i think that's what they're referring to anyway.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:20
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wait what, echi that was you? hahahaha goddamn, sorry.
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Aug 31, 2016 15:21
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booloo stop
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Aug 31, 2016 15:27
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Aug 31, 2016 15:31
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u must not share our secrets with the outsiders
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No wonder you guys like to play on the computer so much
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