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I mean... What qualifications are they lacking? they clearing don't mind s*cking some dick to get a role, right? And they can act like they like sex, with dudes, or girls, or ugly dudes, or old ladies, right? and that's a skill an actress needs. and theyre usually reasonably pretty, right? like, no worse than Maggie guyillenhall(sp?). Just spit-ballin' here, but I think more porn stars should try to get into acting. what do you guys think?
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:47 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 10:29 |
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Porn is probably easier.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:47 |
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i think porn is more of a "short cut" to the money part, but with the typical dark side 3 wishes curse like your teeth fall out and your vagina also falls out
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:49 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Porn is probably easier. but does it pay better? I think not. I don't think porn people even get royalties.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:49 |
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Why don't more Hollywood starlets get into porn
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:50 |
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i bet benicio del toro has a monster dong
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:52 |
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acting talent. the real question is why porn stars aren't models, and the answer is that they are too short. you have to be taller than 5'5" to be a model.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:53 |
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Sperghetti posted:Why don't more Hollywood starlets get into porn See, this is an easier question: They already don't have to do sex stuff on film, so they have no inclination to start. Whereas pornstars have already done sex stuff on film, so if Steven Speilman says he wants a sex scene in the next movie he directs, bamm-o, done. no negotiations needed.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:53 |
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Shaquin posted:i bet benicio del toro has a monster dong They don't call it the Benicio Del Toro show for nothing.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:54 |
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The Bananana posted:but does it pay better? I think not. I don't think porn people even get royalties. They probably all start out trying to become starlets, but realize after blowing 50 different casting directors and still not getting the part that their talents lie elsewhere.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:55 |
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LegoPirateNinja posted:acting talent. lol true everyone in hollywood is 5'0"
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:55 |
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pubes possibly tastefully gray highlighted like his hair+beard
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:55 |
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downy pube patch, doubtlessly
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:55 |
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Shaquin posted:i bet benicio del toro has a monster dong I bet Guillermo del toro is hung like a coke can
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:57 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I bet Guillermo del toro is hung like a coke can short stubby and full of sugar?
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:58 |
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it's like you've never seen the acting that happens before the dongers come out the best is when the lady w/ the "rolled in stickers" tattoos hasta act like an innocent schoolgirl w/ those dead eyes
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:58 |
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The Bananana posted:short stubby and full of sugar? Yeah but so fat you can't get your fingers all the way around it Also I think his whole body is filled with sugar so that doesn't really count
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 16:59 |
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i hope everyone dies irl
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:00 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i hope everyone dies irl Let me tell you about this little thing called "Morbidity and Mortality", friend...
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:01 |
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Worked for that Kardashian
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:05 |
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sylvester stalone and arnold schwartznager did and the stallion won an oscar while arnold became a governor
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:08 |
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BraveUlysses posted:Worked for that Kardashian too right, mate
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:08 |
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lol i spent 10 minutes trying to figure out which screen i should type "same" into, what a time to be alive
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:09 |
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my posting station has 12 screens
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:10 |
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They can't act. And even though some stars may have sucked dick to get where they are, the knowledge that a someone has done that/could do that goes against the image Hollywood tries to project.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:10 |
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Luvcow posted:sylvester stalone and arnold schwartznager did and the stallion won an oscar while arnold became a governor men can't be starlets, sorry.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:10 |
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ArmZ posted:men can't be starlets, sorry.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:11 |
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This is why I think 70s porn is the best porn. The stars then at least pretended to act before getting John Holmes/Ron Jeremy up their rear end. I wish the porn stars of today acted in the scenes like back then.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:12 |
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Sasha Grey tried
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:14 |
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because its pretty easy to gently caress OP, not act. can insert harr harr this actress cant really act but , thats also usually because they were insanely rich and had connections to start with, unlike literally any porn star
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:14 |
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happyhippy posted:This is why I think 70s porn is the best porn. you're in the small percentage of people who watch porn for the acting
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:15 |
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Good pornstars are usually lovely actors because they're really loving.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:16 |
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i would say it would probably take pretty good acting skills to look like you're enjoying being jackhammered by an obese hairy gorilla of a man while a camera crew watches and films
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:16 |
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go watch that Pirates of the Caribbean porn knock off that they thought was decent enough to remake with the porn scenes taken out and the story bits still there and then tell me that's something you'd enjoy more of
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:16 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Sasha Grey tried Didn't stoya try as well?
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:18 |
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The Bananana posted:How'd that go? I saw some horror movie with her in it, I think it was called Would You Rather. Standard stuff, she played a bit of a horror movie cutthroat-bitch archetype, didn't require too much of a stretch e: yeah, here it is. Didn't know about Stoya though
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:21 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:can insert harr harr this actress cant really act but , thats also usually because they were insanely rich and had connections to start with, unlike literally any porn star this too
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:22 |
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Moridin920 posted:go watch that Pirates of the Caribbean porn knock off that they thought was decent enough to remake with the porn scenes taken out and the story bits still there and then tell me that's something you'd enjoy more of lol they remade that?
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:23 |
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oh i see you're talking about Black Sails well done sir
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 17:24 |
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But Do I have to suck some dicks in order to be a casting director myself?
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