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for your own sanity, I suggest the top 10 only post while drunk or stoned https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3777056 i popped the last of my precious tramadol and now I'm watching that enterprise episode that ripped off that voyager episode, but did it ten times better. my man phlox when the nebula makes you trip balls and imagine t'pol 
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Jul 29, 2016 07:35
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Just finished the episode of DS9 where O'Brien cheerfully befriends the guy who just tried to kill him when he realises it will get him out of working. I can relate to that.
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Jul 29, 2016 08:11
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I replace O'Brien with All Bundy when I watch DS9. Keiko's all like "But Miiiiiiiiiiles" and then he kicks off his shoes and goes "uh, no Keiko". Then he clogs the sonic toilet.
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Jul 29, 2016 08:54
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Big Mean Jerk posted:for your own sanity, I suggest the top 10 only post while drunk or stoned I post in this thread both drunk and sober and am happy to just barely not be in the top 20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yylr7fFt4VA
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I'm sober now, it just depends on the time of day, ok? I was being cool and edgy when i posted that, but now that I've seen the top 10 posters it's become obvious that I am without honor edit: added some honorable commas This works very well CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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Hey, guys, remember that time Worf sprayed caustic acid so strong it could eat through metal into Dr Beverly Crusher's face? Causing her to fall to the floor, clutching her face and screaming in agony until they sedated her and she needed major reconstructive surgery?  Which never came up again in the following episode like it was no big thing?
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The Enterprise's crew had a diversity training session a few days later in which they were reminded to respect Worf's cultural practices and to check their lack of up bringing in a warmonger blood-oath pain-worship society privilege. It was the exact same training session they had when Worf backhanded the Klingon woman in the mouth on the bridge of the ship because she looked at him with lusty eyes. Eventually the female crew members and female passers-by will learn to be more tolerant.
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shadow puppet of a posted:The Enterprise's crew had a diversity training session a few days later in which they were reminded to respect Worf's cultural practices and to check their lack of up bringing in a non-warmonger blood-oath pain-worship society privilege. whoa, dude, Russia aint that bad-
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Germstore posted:whoa, dude, Russia aint that bad- Little known fact that Worf never set foot in Russia, he was raised on a Moscow oil company's Saudi work camp housing compound. His passport is Worf ibn Mogh al-Rozhenko
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What do they use oil for in the 24th Century?
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Jul 29, 2016 18:16
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They export it to a mysterious planet that has a keen interest in crashed shuttlecraft.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hey, guys, remember that time Worf sprayed caustic acid so strong it could eat through metal into Dr Beverly Crusher's face? Causing her to fall to the floor, clutching her face and screaming in agony until they sedated her and she needed major reconstructive surgery? That's just how good Starfleet medicine is!  (when it's not totally loving helpless for plot reasons, of course)There was an idea floated that Picard had lost his right hand when he got Borged, and there was a sketch suggesting that the makeup department could make his right hand slightly off-color from the rest of his body to suggest that he now had an artificial hand, but it never went anywhere. I'm guessing either the writers rolled their eyes at the thought of having yet another thing to have to keep track of, or Patrick Stewart said "lol no i don't feel like coming in even earlier for makeup for the whole rest of the series just to do a little trivia via makeup".
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:lol no one who posts about voyager has friends try again You're my e-friend, HCT 
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Apollodorus posted:Terok Nor/Empok Nor twincest Impact! The ship heaved and shook, overwhelming the inertial dampers and kicking half the bridge crew out of their seats again. Enterprise groaned and threatened to come apart, but as always she held together and protected the crew from yet another attack. "Damage report!" "The Arcadia has rammed us, and appears to be wedged into the shuttlebay. The shuttlebay doors have been breached and there is serious damage to the hangar deck, but structural integrity appears to be holding." Kirk let out a breath. Arcadia was a third again longer as the Enterprise and at least twice as massive; he honestly hadn't expected to survive. "I've... never seen anything like that ramming blade before, Spock." "Nor I. Curious... it appears to be retracting..." Kirk's fist hit the intercom button. "All security teams, seal off the hangar deck and prepare to repel boarders." "...and now it is extending again." "...the devil is Harlock doing over there?" "Uncertain. They may be attempting to extricate themselves." Over on the space pirate battleship Arcadia "What's wrong? Why haven't we sent a boarding party over yet?" "The ship's gone crazy, Captain! We can't send anyone out the nose with the blade extended, and every time we try to retract the blade it just re-extends!" "Reverse engines! We'll launch fighters after we've cleared their hangar bay." "Thrust reversers won't answer!" My friend... why are you doing this??
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Why doesn't the entire Federation follow the religion of Bajor when it's been proven to be demonstrably true?
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shadow puppet of a posted:They export it to a mysterious planet that has a keen interest in crashed shuttlecraft. Well it worked in Worf's favour then since it landed him a promotion.
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Jul 29, 2016 19:21
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cheerfullydrab posted:Why doesn't the entire Federation follow the religion of Bajor when it's been proven to be demonstrably true? i only just finished season one but because godlike aliens arent new to the federation
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Jul 29, 2016 19:21
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cheerfullydrab posted:I post in this thread both drunk and sober and am happy to just barely not be in the top 20. I love these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZM__vY9DIw
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cheerfullydrab posted:Why doesn't the entire Federation follow the religion of Bajor when it's been proven to be demonstrably true? It's not true, the prophets aren't prophets, they're just aliens who operate using different rules than the normal, sequential universe.
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Fojar38 posted:i only just finished season one but because godlike aliens arent new to the federation That's true.
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Jul 29, 2016 19:48
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Good idea for a sci-fi show: take everything that we know about the Cardassian occupation of Bajor and make a series about that, except change Bajor to a future Earth and change the name and the physiology of the Cardassians slightly.
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Maybe throw in some plotlines from the show Exosquad.
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So V then?
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EvilTaytoMan posted:So V then? I was thinking Fallen Skies, but V "after the invasion" could work.
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you know Falling Skies wasn't so bad, still need to watch the last season though. didn't they try to remake V a few years ago?
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yes. was bad.
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I have never heard of either of those.
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cheerfullydrab posted:I have never heard of either of those. falling skies is a pretty recent show that had those short half seasons, it was summer programming on TNT or one of those cable channels. It's about resistance dudes fighting off aliens after an invasion. V is a cool 80s miniseries and aliens coming down and talking a big peace game but they're actually NOT NICE AT ALL
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V also got rebooted a few years ago before getting cancelled after one season. The ending was pretty funny in retrospect.
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cheerfullydrab posted:Good idea for a sci-fi show: take everything that we know about the Cardassian occupation of Bajor and make a series about that, except change Bajor to a future Earth and change the name and the physiology of the Cardassians slightly. I would rather watch Band of Bajorans.
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I want them to focus on the bajoran farm families and maybe make it like Little House on the Prairie because what the world needs now more than anything is some wholesome entertainment.
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Delta Flyer Down.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I want them to focus on the bajoran farm families and maybe make it like Little House on the Prairie because what the world needs now more than anything is some wholesome entertainment. Little House on the Province.
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maybe a show that takes place in a galaxy class starship's beauty parlor, starring Delta Burke
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The General posted:I would rather watch Band of Bajorans. Inglourious Bajorans
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a show about the trials and tribulations of a woman doctor on a Maquis planet in the early wild west days of their rebellion
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Reservoir Targs Hillary Clintons Thong posted:maybe a show that takes place in a galaxy class starship's beauty parlor, starring Delta Burke As a Bolian.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:falling skies is a pretty recent show that had those short half seasons, it was summer programming on TNT or one of those cable channels. It's about resistance dudes fighting off aliens after an invasion. I tried really hard with Fallen Skies, but it was just boring. Cool concept, mostly talking. I can do talking if it's about anything remotely interesting and well written, but Fallen Skies was neither. I remember as a kid watching the lady from V eat the rat and then it's all anyone at school was talking about the next day. The new V was just ridiculous. It had more green screen than Once Upon a Time, like literally every screen aboard the spaceships. Season 1 ended on the cliffhanger of Diana releasing "Red Skies" on the world because she was angry, but in season 2 it turns out Red Skies was just a program to improve our atmosphere quality or something stupid. Then season 2 brought back the original Diana as her mom and the series ends with young Diana dropping off her mother's head with her bad-CGI tail. I felt robbed of 26 hours or whatever.
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